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*opens one last cabana bar* by Garrinka2022-02-28 10:45:45
  *pulls out the mop* by rebill 2022-02-28 13:19:23
Hmm. I haven't seen the Illiways mop in ages.

This is my new mop. Firehawk, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

*cleans food storage areas*
*tosses anything perishable not marked with a date*
*tosses anything perishable that is past the expiration date*
*dusts displays*
*cleans counters*
*cleans ducts*
*reloads the various machines*
*restocks the medical supplies*
*restocks, and places orders for supplies*
*cleans the windows very thoroughly*
*empties the trash bins*
*polishes the firemites*

*watches an old Carol Burnett Show*
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    Oh rebill by rkfig2022-02-28 15:09:34

 

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