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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 August 04 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:17:22
4-panel daily strip
Setting: back at the restaurant, Steve with his ubiquitous cigarette and untucked shirt sits with the woman, dressed in a black and white horizontally striped dress (or is it a blue and black, or white and gold striped dress? Who really knows? She's holding a margarita (I think -- I don't drink. Martini type glass with a citrus wedge on the rim and an umbrella in the drink.)

Anyway.... on to the dialogue!

Panel 1:
Steve (looking down at the table): "Sugar, I want to put this sex tape thing behind us. I.. I'm such and idiot."
Sugar: "You're saying Steve Dallas is ready to grow up? Finally?"

Panel 2:
Steve: "Oh, he SO is."
Sugar: "Hold it. You're not looking contrite. You're looking down at your $1800 Apple watch."

Panel 3:
Steve (looking up at her): "Am not."
Sugar (leaning over to look down at his watch): "Yes you are. You're scrolling through 'Smokin' Vixen Match.Com"

Panel 4:
As Steve (looking down) starts to say: "That's ridic--", Sugar dumps her drink on his hands (and watch) with a 'SPLASH' sound effect.

END OF STRIP
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