HACTAR! HACTAR! HACTAR! =)P ... by shadowsystems ... [2007/07/01 03:24]
I have come across something that may interest you, oh King of the PseudoZombies...

[The scene fades to black for a moment, then comes back into focus showing a Zombie shuffling down the street along a classic "small, mid-western American one-horse town", mumbling for brains.
A little boy, dressed in denim bib overalls, a rumpled blue cotton t-shirt, & sturdy canvas Ked's, sits on the front porch of his house, playing with something, but you can't see what. The Zombie notices the child, and starts shambling up the walkway after a tastey source of brains.
The child see's the Zombie, but is unafraid of it and merely continues playing with his toy.
The Zombie finally reaches the child, bending down to grab him by the head, when the child looks up with a smile.
Holding up his toy, he says "Wanna play?" and gives it a squeeze.
The inflatable, blue-plastic, squeaky octopus makes a strange honking-belch noise & the Zombie freezes in mid-reach.
A smile plays across the Zombie's lips and he scoops up the toy instead, straightening, and wandering away squeaking the toy over & over & over again while chanting "Squeeeeeeeeak....."
The child watches the Zombie wander off, then conjures another inflatable, blue-plastic, squeaky octopus toy out of thin air & waits for the next Zombie to shuffle past.
...the camera fades to black, "Twilight Zone"-ish music filling the air.]

So you might want to know, I have found the source of said squeaky toys, and have been stocking up on them in preparation for your Zombie Hoarde Invasion.
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak*
=)P