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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 August 17 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 01:16:37
4-panel daily strip. Author credit says "By Berke Breathed" (spelled B E R K E)

Setting: The sidewalk in front of Milo's open mailbox (which has 'BLOOM' written on it).

Panel 1:
Milo (with a book in his hands, and an open manilla envelope under his arm): "Hey! Cool! Donald Trump sent us a copy of 'British Cockney Rhyming Slang."
Opus (shouting): "NO! BURN IT! LET US RETURN TO THE LIGHT OF DECENCY!!"

Panel 2: They're walking away from the mailbox
Milo: "Here's a note: 'Check out the B's, fat-heads.'"
Opus (sternly): "NO, DON'T CHECK OUT THE B'S!!!"

Panel 3: They're running now!
Milo (still reading, and says...): "Whoa."
Opus (diving at Milo, yelling): "NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY!!"

Panel 4: Successful tackle! Milo is still reading, and Opus is laying on his legs, holding Milo at the knees.
Milo (reading a definition): "berk: (noun, Brit. informal) 1. A moron. 2. Vagina"
Opus (looking at us, goofy faced): "That's pretty funny."

Note: There's another url at the bottom for www.urbandictional=ry.com/define.php?term=berk

End of strip
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