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Bloom County | by AG_wyvern | 2015-08-20 00:03:39 |
| 2015 August 17 |
by AG_wyvern |
2015-08-20 01:16:37 |
4-panel daily strip. Author credit says "By Berke Breathed" (spelled B E R K E)
Setting: The sidewalk in front of Milo's open mailbox (which has 'BLOOM' written on it).
Panel 1:
Milo (with a book in his hands, and an open manilla envelope under his arm): "Hey! Cool! Donald Trump sent us a copy of 'British Cockney Rhyming Slang."
Opus (shouting): "NO! BURN IT! LET US RETURN TO THE LIGHT OF DECENCY!!"
Panel 2: They're walking away from the mailbox
Milo: "Here's a note: 'Check out the B's, fat-heads.'"
Opus (sternly): "NO, DON'T CHECK OUT THE B'S!!!"
Panel 3: They're running now!
Milo (still reading, and says...): "Whoa."
Opus (diving at Milo, yelling): "NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY!!"
Panel 4: Successful tackle! Milo is still reading, and Opus is laying on his legs, holding Milo at the knees.
Milo (reading a definition): "berk: (noun, Brit. informal) 1. A moron. 2. Vagina"
Opus (looking at us, goofy faced): "That's pretty funny."
Note: There's another url at the bottom for www.urbandictional=ry.com/define.php?term=berk
End of strip |
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