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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 July 28 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:11:25
4-pane black and white daily strip

Pane 1:
Setting: Deep beanbag chair (I think). Binkley sitting up on left side, looking at his tablet. Milo scrunched down, only his head showing on right side. Bowl of snacks and a cup on the floor beside him.
Binkley: "You-know-who just posted a singing selfie video:"

Panel 2: Close-up of Binkley with freaked-out eyes looking at tablet.
Tablet: (music sound effect) "Senorita, it's our anniversareee!
but diamonds are so dang priceee...
so here instead is a love melody
sung by the best part of meeee!"

Panel 3: Zoom back out to chair view.
Binkley: "The 'singer' is the guy's private parts wearing a tiny guitar and sombrero."
Milo: "He didn't mean to put it on Twitter."

Panel 4: Setting - Fancy restaurant, table for two, candlelight, glasses of wine on the table, flowers in a sconce on the wall. Man in left chair holding tablet to chest, puppy-dog face as he looks at woman in right chair wearing little black dress, calf-high boots, and bored expression looking at her own tablet.
Steve Dallas: "Check your inbox again."
Woman: "Nothing."

END OF STRIP
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