In order:
1: "Ooo! Science experiment: Do Trolls Bounce?"
2: No, that would be my reaction. Block might say, "Uh, Ace? There went our employer. We're not getting paid, are we?"
3: No, wait. I forgot to include his "blockhead" personality feature. Maybe he would shout, "Man Down!" or perhaps "Man Overboard!"
4: Oh, no, wait. I forgot that Block is a Thrillseeker. How about, "I'll save you, boss! (jumps off ledge)."
5: He is a mage with Levitate, though ... casts spell, crit glitches. "Huh. Right through the greenhouse glass and into that lady's cactus garden. That'll leave a mark".
6: "What the ..." *Wham*. "Leeson, can I borrow a spatula?"
7: "Yoiks! And Away! (wham) Yoiks, and away! (wham) [...]"
8: "I wonder if that silly Troll will remember that he can fly?" *wham* "Nope, I guess not."
And then a small side trip into an episode from Babylon 5 where Zack Allen describes Daffy Duck to G'kar as being sorta the "Egyptian god of frustration."
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