4 panel daily strip
Setting - The same restaurant. A short, heavy, elderly woman stands beside the table. She has curly short hair, glasses, frumpy dress (she's old, give her a break!) and a handbag.
Panel 1:
Grandma: "Hi! Does he dance too?"
Steve (with peeved expression): "Does WHO dance?"
Panel 2:
Grandma (swooning, leaning in): "Senor Stevie's Little Mariachi!"
Steve: "How do you know about my singing genitals?"
Steve's Date: "OMIGOD. They're on Twitter."
Panel 3:
Grandma (eagerly): "Ten minutes! Half a billion followers!"
Steve (angrily): "IT'S NONE OF THEIR bleep BUSINESS!!"
Panel 4:
Grandma (eagerly): "Make him do a little jig!"
Steve (angrily): "MARIACHIS DON'T DANC--" <whack! sound effect as the date punches Steve in the face, hair exploding, cigarette flying away, glasses knocked in the air> |
