Hey, Lord, you up for a game?
(A large, Ancient Black Dragon materializes out of what-ever OTHER section of the STC he'd been occupying at that moment & says with a snort) "What kind of game, S?
I dunno... Tri-level Monopoly? Battle Chess? Nuclear Battleship? d20 Yatzee?
(He pauses as if contemplating something) Wanna watch the Loituma girl's big sister again?
Dude, you ALWAYS wanna watch her! What's the deal?
(He coughs and smiles an obviously "sorry" smile) Oh, nothin. She's just... *jiggly* ...is all.
*Snickers* Dude, you have a one track mind...
(Reaches over and fires up the video for him, then turns to the "camera" and addresses you directly)
You know what's funny?
Lord likes porn!
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