| "Um," he starts, seemingly trying to defuse an awkward moment. "What kind of drinks do trolls typically like?" He shrugs in the vague direction of the table you just left. "One of the servers came from that table with the most unusual request, and I *HOPE*" he rolls his eyes upward, "that they were referring to *you*..." He shrugs again, giving ground between you, laughing. "What do you think? Maybe a shot of whiskey and soda, with a shot of black food coloring, enough to make it look like a translucent motor oil? Should keep those racist slots guessing for weeks..." he drops off, grinning. Apparently he thinks this is the fine opportunity for a joke. (Maybe he hopes that you can provide it.) |