4-panel daily strip
Setting: A pond with a lilypad on the water, a rock sitting in the middle. Milo is squatting in an innertube with his ever-present computer on his lap. Opus perches on the rock wearing a floral bathing suit and headscarf.
Panel 1:
Opus (arms crossed, speaking earnestly): "I'm serious. I'm done if there's any more cheap vulgar attacks on citizens running for public service."
Panel 2:
Milo (reading another dictionary definition): "trumper: (Brit slang, casual) A person who audibly breaks wind."
Opus (standing, angry expression, yelling): "STOP!! HAVE WE NO GRACE LEFT IN OUR SOULS AROUND HERE?!"
Panel 3:
Opus (pointing off-panel, Milo's head whips around to see): "Who's that?"
Panel 4:
Milo (sees Bill the Cat standing on a tiny inner tube, stormtrooper helmet and Donald Trump hairpiece on his head, saying 'Ack'): "A Stormfartist."
Opus (turns away, hands in the air in disgust, yelling): "I QUIT!"
End of strip.
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