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So there I was in the engine room . . . by mmell 2008-01-20 17:33:21
. . . minding my own business, when from over the bullhorn sounds the command from the bridge - "Full steam ahead - RAMMING SPEED!". A wolfish grin speads over my face as I gleefully cry back "Aye sir - ramming speed!".

I pull the levers which open the boilers up full and think of how I came to be working below-decks aboard the Titanic. I've been so lucky so far - I wonder what my future holds?

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