...my Mana supply to it's impressive maxuimum, whitch is rather a lot, so much in fact that I could cast a spell whitch would single handedly defeat the most mean monster in DnD 3rd Edition, which can swallow you whole, Attacks 10 times each round, has so many HP that I don't even want to know, and therefore have forgotten how much they were, as I have, sadly and regretably, forgotten it's name, or I'd tell you, though you might tremble in terror before Whatchamacallit, and you have to beat it down to -30 HP or something, while it regenerates about 100 HP per round or so, and then, and only then, you can use a spell of the order of a True Wish, a level ten spell, if I remember correctly, and since I do not have the monsters handbook myself, I can not verify this at the moment, that can, of course, only be casted once a day, to make it really dead, which just goes to show that this monster is not to be used by a Dungeon Master, and here I mean a respectable Dungeon Master, whose goal is to create a good setting for the story and adventures to unfold, not to see how to torture and kill the poor adventurers in many diverse and interesting ways, except for a story device, to tell you "Do not pass here!", and since this is in quotes, it doesn't break the sentence, a trick which could be used, (unfairly I would say), to quote the entire sentences that have so far been typed, or should I say cast, to keep in the spirit of todays run-on sentence contest entry, inside a new sentence of immensly more gigantic, gargantuum proportions, which would be totally mind staggering and most unfair, as I have already pointed out, but instead I propose a new rule for this contest, fully aware that there are no rules unless you choose to invent them, a nice quote from the principia discordia, by the way, a most enlightening book, in which is contained everything to be known about everything, which would, this "which" refering to the rule I am about to tell you about, permit only such posts as contain "original content" if the rule should be accepted by a simple majority of participants in this most interesting and worthwhile challenge, which is, at this moment, rather difficult to achieve if my, as yet only, other opponent, which is not ment to belittle his efforts, futile as they maybe, would not agree to this rule, meaning that a third contestant, run-on-sentencer or whatever this hypothetical person, whom I do not wish to insult by calling hypothetical, would like to be called, would have to enter and decide the vote between us, which would, should the case of us disagreeing arise, make this hypothetical person be frowned upon by one of us for sure, a very unfortunate situtation, in which I am sure nobody here on this comment board of the Userfriendly Comic Strip, which I consciously am capitalizing here, with the exception of a certain Naruki maybe, would like to find themselves in, since to gain the scorn of such skillfull weavers of words into mindblowing, brainstrangling sentences of mastodonian, godzilla-sized proportions as me, Tars_Tarkas, holder of opinions and views, most knowledgable person, protector of /dev/null (if it ever should need protection), UFie of unsound mind, and bugurap, who may tell us his prefered title of the moment in his next contest entry, if he will not be deterred by the shear immensitiy that is Yog Shogoth, err, I mean "...that is this sentence" and will actually gather enough magical wordweaving power into this here comment board system in kahuana's diary, who may be, at this very moment, pondering why he ever put up a toplevel post in the first place, yet this venerable contest should certainly make him glad and feel honoured that it is gracing his diary and if you thought that was irony, than please hold your tongue unless you would manage to say it in a sentence longer than this, a thought reminding me of another topic on my agenda today, and yes, I actually have an agenda, though I never write it down anywhere so I forget half of it, which is what would have happened to me again just right now, if I had not had this sentence to remind me of it, this "it" being that I wanted to pose a question about how we are to be determening the length of these sentences we are typing in our spare time, and at no extra cost, and this question is a most important one should we ever have to argue about this, which I hope we will not, since these entries have been increasing in size in such huge steps that it would be insane to claim that a previous entry was shorter than one which followed it in this contest, in which we write really long sentences such as this one, which is already quite long but not long enough since I also wanted to mention my misspelling of Weird Al Yankovich as Weir Al Yankovich, which could be misunderstood in many ways, one of which was amply demonstrated by my worthy opponent, whose efforts, though brave, will be futile (hehe spot the Star Trek reference, not as easy as you might think, considering it's hiding among all these other words), another one of which would be "We're all yankovich", an interpretation that would not make much sense, a circumstance that does not bother me much, not at all in fact, since it was, indeed, a simple spelling error, which I discovered, as is so often the case, just a moment after I had pressed the submit button, thereby engraving this error in bits and bytes for all eternity, or at least until UF ends, which would be most sad and unhappy and would make the minutes afterwards seem like eternities themselves, though the minutes between yesterday's strip becoming yesterday's strip and the new one, which is then today's strip, and with strip I mean comic strip, since I would not want to break the FYOSR, even if I have to say I wouldn't want my fourteen year old sister (which I do not have, so this would be anybody's fourteen year old sister) reading these sentence, for fear of the immense psychological damage which they might cause in such a young mind, so I should maybe say that I would not want to further stretch the limits of the FYOSR, though this rule seems to be a bit more relaxed inside diaries, since the moderators do seem to lack the moderator-power to patrole every diary in search for fourteen year old sister rule breaking content, do seem to be eternities for some newbies who have to go and create a whole new thread on the main board just to complain about it, which is the last thought I will place in todays run-on sentence contest entry, so that I will have some left should somebody be valiant, brave, and stupid and or insane, and this should be written as (valliant & brave & (stupid | insane)) to make the logic meaning of the sentence clearer, to actually out run-on sentence me to writting an even longer run-on sentence, which would, as is this one going to do, end in a period, to out do this sentence, and if you still know what that was the conclusion to, you have really been paying attention.
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