No! Not That! Not Wookie-Nookie! Anything but that!
(besides, it's not friday yet :p)
I am a humble, overworked, underpaid software engineer.
I live on too much caffiene, and too little access to the Day Star.
For fun I study and train in Okinawan karate. I shall soon recieve my black belt.
When I grow up, I want my own dragon. It's the perfect pet. It can fetch dinner for you and BBQ it up all in one smooth motion. What's not to love.
I am an Evil-Genius in Training, but I have no desire to rule the whole world, just a few selected tropical islands will do. |