| ... your maximum supply of Mana, by which I refer to the magical, acknowledging that magic, a fickle natural force, does exist, which some, whom I would tell to stick it where the sun, the enormous, of course, when I say "enormous" I mean "compared to the standard human", whatever a standard human may be, spheroid of immensely, of course this is again only "immensely" by human standards, which may, or may not, also be subject to change at some time in the future, assuming that there is a future, and the universe will not end exactly after this moment, hot gas, some might even call it "plasma", but since I am unsure as to that word's definition, I will not, at least not in this post, call it that, does not shed its, "its" referring to the sun, in case you got confused, which any mehum would most likely be by now, and that is a good thing too, because confusion makes one ponder, and if it does not, tht is not a good thing, but this is just stating the obvious, on with the sentence, light, which many organisms on this planet seem to have a strange, again, this is strange by my own, personal, standards, yearning for, were it not for the well-known (around here, that is, I do not know how many, to take an example at random, of the yarn people of Wormulon VI, which is a really dull plane, I have to say, but this is, of course, just my personal opinion, and I do not mean to offend any of the yarn people, unless they really are dull, know it) FYOSR, an acronym which, around here, stands for "Fourteen Year-Old Sister Rule", which may confuse some laypersons, since this could be taken to mean "fourteen rules applying to year-old sisters", and those laypersons, were they to post here, would maybe comment on the strange grammatical error of calling it "rule" instead of "rules", but calling it "fourteen year-old sister rules" could become even more confusing, since that could also be taken as an endearment of a certain fourteen year-old sister, and that would just be silly, which prevents me from posting such impolite and even downright rude swearwords, so I will just thumb my nose at them, wave my private parts at their aunties and fart in their general direction, which would also be rude, but recognized as a Monty Python spoof and therefore, in all probability, stay unmoderated, although you never know with the moderators nowadays, moderating at will, by which I mean "Just as or when they wish", not that they are moderating at somebody called Will, mainly because I am unsure if it is even possible to moderate at people and how one would go about doing such a thing, which seems like a rather bizarre pastime, but that is my own judgement, might immediately negate, and even go as far as calling me a satanist and practitioner of witchcraft, which, though the two are very different from each other, usually gets said in one breath by said people, who are also perfectly happy with the idea of burning books, and who, despite the obvious parallels to Nazi Germany, get extremely offended when they are compared to Nazis, and immediately start ranting about their rights of free expression and so on, but that is widely beside the point again, energies that surround us, very much like the Force, which tends to play a major role in the Star Wars series of films, books, comics, action figures, towels (so that the prudent Hitch-Hiker can actually put his, her, its or their merchandising to good use, uses which are described in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a wholly remarkable book, which even sells more copies than the Encyclopedia Galactica now, which in itself is very remarkable), notepaper, costumes, masks, toy lightsabers, shower gel, shampoo and an oodleplex of other items vaguely related to the series, indeed, some might argue that the Force basically is Mana, or at least a variety thereof, but that would conflict with the pseudoscientifical "explanation" put forward in The Phantom Menace, which is part of the aforementioned series of films, which will probably not exceed six parts, but only time will tell, whcih says some stuff about microscopical symbionts called "Midichlorians", which somehow attune the body to the Force or somesuch, I cannot exactly explain since I have seen that movie a long time ago, in this galaxy, so that would be a really silly argument, coming only from someone who hasn't seen The Phantom Menace, which should be plausible, it being a phantom and all that, and which may be used to power magic spells, as you tried to explain in a Dungeons & Dragons kind of way, so if this was indeed your maximum supply, I feel truly sorry for you, since you cannot possibly outrun-on (pun very much intended) this sentence, which also laughs at the way you misspelled Mr. Yankovic's name yet again, calling him "Yankovich" instead, and, indeed, the way you misspelled my own username too, calling me "bugurap", which truly sounds weird, according to me, the Judge Of All That Is, Sounds, Or Somehow Else Appears Weird And/or Icky, so I will just have to look for another opponent, or maybe not, since it is still possible that you lied, as any proper Evil, "Evil" not necessarily referring to the D&D alignment, but still capitalized because I like to capitalize words like Evil, Good, Broccoli, Icky and Fnord, to give a number, which happens to be the holy Five, of examples, but referring to my most Holey Judgement of Things Evil Or Somesuch again, Mage, Sorceror or Wizard, whatever your preferred term or character class may be, since I do not know that preference of yours, and personally find the idea of character classes quite unnecessary, being an avid GURPS, that is to say, Generic Universal Role-Playing System, if you wanted to have the acronym spelled out, and if you did not want that, you had better be very good at ignoring the pieces of text that you would not like to read, and reading the parts that you do enjoy, if there are any of those in this sentence at all, and if there aren't, that rather raises the question of why ou are reading this sentence anyway, a question that would obviously be pointless if you were not reading it, but then you would not know about its pointlessness, and so would probably not even be able to laugh at its apparent lack of point, which would be very depressing for me, since I am only writing this to create a new challenge for you and all other potential participants, fan, and particularly enjoyed reading the IOU (Illuminati University, for the ones who need, like, or just read explanations of acronyms) sourcebook, which I would recommend to anyone looking for a good laugh, and particularly to you, Tars_Tarkas, Grande Puffo, or whatever name you prefer to be called by, since, humour-wise, that is to say "pertaining to humour" and not "wise about humour", although that definition probably applies too, we seem to have very similar mindsets, would have done, about his mana supply, since it is never wise to let the opponent, in this case me, know how many shots, in this case charges of the above-explained mana, one has left, but you did not really strike me, that is to say, appear to me, not physically hit me, because that would make no sense, us being quite a few kilometres apart and all that, as the Evil kind of magic-user, but maybe my judgement of you, as Holey as it may or may not be, was wrong, because Eris, also known as "Just Impersonal Forces", influenced it to make my theories, or that which I choose to call theories here at least, seem awfully silly, because we, that is to say "Eris and I", both enjoy silliness, ... |
