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by ideur |
2011-05-19 01:12:08 |
The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two
months ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible bicycle accident and his
scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the
doctors didn't know if they could help him.
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim
was unable to hold me or the children and every move cause him pain.
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were
able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed and crossed their legs as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim . And the wife
continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say with
time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with relief. Thunderstruck by the wife's account,
the pastor slowly rose and hesitantly asked if anyone else had
anything to say.
A man rose and timidly walked to the podium. He announced, "Hi, I'm
Jim and I want to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN..... the word is STERNUM!" |
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