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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  22 July 2015 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:09:14
Standard 4-panel black and white strip

Panel 1: Binkley sitting up in bed, covers pulled up under his chin, night time.
Noise from off-panel: "BANG! BANG! BANG! Lemme In!! Hide me! I'm freezing!"
Binkley: "My anxiety closet!"

Panel 2: Binkley wearing a onesie, standing in front of the closed closet door, hand clasped over his chest in fear.
Binkley (shouting): "Who are you?! Godzilla?"
Closet: "Golden Tinkles!"

Panel 3: Binkley looking straight at the reader, smile of realization on his face.
Binkley: "Golden Tinkles! Donald Trump's family Lhasa Apso!"

Panel 4: Binkley crouching in front of the now-opened closet door, onesie backdoor in plumber mode. A naked Lhasa Apso standing in the open doorway, shaking, with arms crossed from the cold.
Binkley: "Where's your hair, little fella?"
Golden Tinkles (shouting): "ATOP A HUGE HEAD IN A GULFSTREAM G650 OVER NEW HAMPSHIRE! SANCTUARY!!"

End of strip.

Note: "little fella" was spelled 'l' 'i' apostrophe 'l'. Not sure if Jaws would be able to read that, let me know for future use.
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