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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 July 23 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:09:59
Four panel, black and white strip.

Setting: Binkley's bedroom

Panel 1: Binkley sitting on edge of bed, on the phone. Goldy Tinkles perched on toychest watching him earnestedly.
Binkley: "Mr. Trump, your dog is here. He's a little upset about the hair plug harvesting, but -- like dogs and the GOP base --, he loves you despite your little flaws."

Panel 2: Closeup of wide-eyed, dismayed looking Binkley, listening to phone.
Donald Trump: "Tell Goldy I'll find him. I have very good people. VERY good. And tell that lazy, disloyal, hairless free-loader that I want only one more thing from him:"

Panel 3: Front view of wide-eyed, shocked looking Binkley, still listening.
Donald Trump: "Wok-fried Lhasa niblets for my dog drop soup."

Panel 4: Binkley with phone held to chest, leaning towards Goldy.
Binkley: "He wants you home for dinner."
Goldy: "I LOVE THE DONALD!"

End of strip.
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