4-panel daily strip
Panel 1:
Setting - Steve Dallas' broom closet, lights turned off, door closed. Opus is crouched with his phone to his ear, standing between a plunger, a broom and an old school mop and bucket.
Opus: "Psst! Twitter? I'm the dude who posted Senor Steve's sex tape. Is there an 'un-tweet' button you can push 7.3 billion times?"
Panel 2:
The door bursts open, knocking over the plunger, and the phone falls from Opus' hands.
Steve (shouting): "YOU!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!"
Opus (shouting in fear): "IT WAS AN INNOCENT MISTAKE!!"
Panel 3:
Steve, still in his boxers, chases Opus across the room.
Steve (howling): "AARGH!"
Opus (fleeing from Steve's outstretched hands): "I thought Twitter was a chat room for birds!!"
Panel 4:
Steve, on top of Opus on the floor, choking him.
Steve: "SO?!"
Opus: "I thought your Li'l Mariachi was a dying woodpecker!!"
END OF STRIP |
