If you perform what in all rights is an act of Assault on a person because you read somewhere that some other people seem to have gotten away with it, you're liable to draw a surprise card. Especially and particularly when you choose to f4 with me.
Playing the victim card after I thrash your stupid a3 doesn't help your situation,either. Do you really want your fifteen minutes of internet fame to be "that guy who got his a3 beat by the Google Glass Geek"? Well, let's up the ante: would you like your fifteen minutes of internet fame to be posthumous? It could go either way, depending on how I feel at that moment...
And please --- please --- please attempt to play the "I'm 'll get you fired" card on your next turn - because not only are there witnesses (these jackasses always have witnesses) who will point out that the Assault took place first, the retaliation immediately and surprisingly thereafter, and things "just didn't work out" like you thought/figured/hoped. That doesn't seem to work, either.
And finally, referring to that silly, stupid, thoughtless act of violence as a "little prank" does't cover it. And it never will.
Stir upon these new factoids, think, meditate, even pray about/upon them as they piece you back together in the ER. And should we cross paths again, keep in the forefront of your mind that I am not only capable, but fully well intend to perform in a similar (or more effective) manner --- every time, everywhere.
That's just the way it is. THIS Geek will kill you over a piece of hardware. Just try me (again)... |
