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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 July 30 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:12:55
4 panel daily strip
Setting: Oliver Wendell Jones sitting at his desk in front of monitor and keyboard, phone sitting on the desk.

Panel 1:
Oliver: "Hey look guys! A tribe in New Guinea carved an explicit effigy of their new fertility god out of a giant banana tree."

Panel 2:
Oliver: "They crowd around nightly in hopes that "Senor Stevie's L'il Mariachi" might sing. Wait. Whose face is carved at the top?"

Panel 3:
Oliver, Milo, and Opus looking at the screen. Oliver is stoic, Milo is glum, and Opus (just see his eyes) is looking shocked.
Oliver: "Steve's."
Steve (behind them, sees the monitor): "AAIGH!" (screams in a seeming death-stroke)

Panel 4:
Milo (smiling, looking toward us): "Boy howdy, they shoulda pixelated that baby!"
Opus (still looks shocked, peeking at monitor)
Milo (yelling down at Steve (offpanel)): "Steve! Wake up! Come see the power of a plugged-in planet!!"

End of Strip
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