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WHEEEE! New Kitten!	by shadowsystems	2005-05-31 12:29:35
She bites, she clings, she whines every moment I'm NOT holding her against my chest, she poops all over! <8-D The stupid lady SWORE the kitten was weened, but she lied... She SWORE the kitten was litterbox trained, but she lied... She said "Oh, she's a quiet one... I never hear her make much noise at all!", an OBVIOUS lie... I think I'm gonna stuff the "accidents" into a large sealable plastic baggie & then set it on FIRE on her porch some night soon... GRRRR Hehehehe... I now have a tiny grey & black & white kitten perched on my shoulder like some demented pirate's sidekick.... I've named her Tsuki Hime [SOO-kee HEE-mAY] which I've been told means "Moon Princess". (Cause she looks like she's a cloudy covered moon.) I'll see if I can get some pictures to post of her - just gotta find four AA batteries first for da camera...
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Kitten!!	by Nea	2005-06-01 10:44:35

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