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How To Stress Your Employer Thread	by kahuana	2002-09-25 02:00:07
how to stress dominoes	by theymustbidiots	2002-09-25 18:45:10
1) Ask for their hourly rates to rent a pizza 2) Subtley change your order at the end 3 or 4 times, finally saying "You just don't get it do you?!?!" and hanging up. 3) Ask if any dolphins were harmed in the making of this pizza. 4) Upon their repeating the order back, exclaim "that'll be 10.95, pull up to the first windows" 5) Ask for stuffed crust pizza.
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