The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Holy Jumpin' Jesus! Why did you give me a religious answer? I don't
> want to BE SAVED, I want to know how to save my MS WROD file when the
> system says "A file error has occurred." Trusting in God and Jesus
> might make us all feel warm and comfy, but it still loses all my data
> and gets me a zero in my class in Canadian History. I lost the Whole
> Damned Thing, and now what looks like the right file name contains
> a Newfie joke I told my friend Maurice last year. He didn't get it.
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Thy faith is weak if thou doubtest His plan for ye salvation of thine
} computers! If thou truly had faith in Him, thou would do yer best to
} follow His Ten Commandments of File Editing:
}
} 1) Thou shalt have no other editors than WORD (thou hast WROD, which is
} Satan's tool to fool ye unbelievers)
} 2) Thou shalt not make thee any ASCII ART images in thine files
} 3) Thou shalt not edit thine files in vain, but thou shalt save often
} 4) Remmember the sabbath day, to clear thine virus crap from thine
} computer at least once a weak
} 5) Honor thy father's advice to back thine files up, that yer files may
} be long in the disk that the Computer is giving you
} 6) Thou shalt not kill thine processes, but thou shalt allow them to
} terminate gracefully
} 7) Thou shalt not use thine computer for watching pr0n
} 8) Thou shalt not use pirated software
} 9) Thou shalt not bear false witness, even though thine subject of
} Canadian History is full of ye bears
} 10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's APPLE computer, for that is an
} overpriced piece of crap
}
} (p.s.: Jumpin' Jesus isn't in the office this week, so I had to take it
} for him. Lots of regards, thine Bouncin' Buddha.)
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