2003
The Amazing Top 5 Psychic NostrilDamnUs Geek World Predictions for 2003 January 5, 2003
What would Rael drive? January 12, 2003
The RIAA could do away with "music pirates" the world over... January 19, 2003
Superbowl Sunday 2003 January 26, 2003
The Formatted Side February 2, 2003
The Tech Support Caller Warning System February 9, 2003
For Use With SJ Games' Illuminati February 16, 2003
Three activities popular with geeks now under consideration as Olympic sports February 23, 2003
Patent Application Processing Flowchart March 2, 2003
The latest hit website and television game show March 9, 2003
Song - Theme to Smiling Man March 16, 2003
The Formatted Side March 23, 2003
The do-not-call registry March 30, 2003
The RIAA Lawsuit April 6, 2003
A line begging to be said in "The Matrix Reloaded" April 13, 2003
If they're going to commercialize Easter, they should at least do it right... April 20, 2003
HTML lesson #42: the only legimate use of the greatly loathed blink tag April 27, 2003

2002
No "Christmas Toy Must-Have" In 2001 Explained January 6, 2002
A Rejected Name And Marketing Slogan For The New iMac January 13, 2002
What It Might Look Like If: AOL Buys Out Red Hat January 20, 2002
You're Right, For Some Reason This One Is Doing Rather Well January 27, 2002
BackEnd BoyZ & Superbowl Sunday February 3, 2002
A Quick Switch In Marketing Messages Makes Earthlink's Startrek.net... February 10, 2002
Centuries Ago, When Criminals Were Branded, Little Did The Lawmakers Realize... February 17, 2002
Chuck Jones In Memoriam, 1912-2002 February 24, 2002
Just So We Don't Risk Any "Constitutional Questions"... March 3, 2002
The Nine States Have Asked Microsoft To Create A ... March 10, 2002
All That Underground Ice On Mars... March 17, 2002
The 'Senator From Disney' Starts His Own Kids Television Show March 24, 2002
Litigation Documents Prepared By Intel Over The Yoga Trademark Infringement March 31, 2002
Braaaains (song) April 7, 2002
In Today's Financial News: April 14, 2002
Provigil: The Future Drug Of Choice For Linux Geeks April 21, 2002
DMCA (song) April 28, 2002
Lucas never did specify what the clones were of... May 5, 2002
Mother's Day 2002 May 12, 2002
Mergers We Don't Want To See #3 May 19, 2002
Pitr-Cola Label May 26, 2002
From The Evil Geniuses Guide To Sports: "World Cup" June 2, 2002
The 'How Can I Serve An Evil Genius' Flowchart June 9, 2002
Solving the math in a logo June 16, 2002
I tell ya, that damn logo is looking more and more like a bullseye... June 23, 2002
Ah, the irony of being known as "The Copying Company" June 30, 2002
Guess who's exhibiting at Linux World Expo? July 7, 2002
The earliest evidence of the human family ever found July 14, 2002
(song) These are the things that make me so 'leet July 21, 2002
Miranda shuts down the R.I.A.A. July 28, 2002
Investigators of AOL Time Warner's Books exhibit a nasty sense of humour August 4, 2002
Why Druids in AD&D shouldn't have a Dex of 3 August 11, 2002
The record labels jointly sue the backbone internet service providers August 18, 2002
The Securities and Exchange Commission circa 2002 August 25, 2002
The Jedi prove they are in fact as real as any other religion September 1, 2002
Ah, the irony. September 8, 2002
Proof that the Pyramid architects had a sense of humour September 15, 2002
A bloodless way to mess with Saddam September 22, 2002
The New AOL PC September 29, 2002
The least likely things are often connected... October 6, 2002
Latest item up for bid... October 13, 2002
If you really want to be Machiavellian about those one million AOL cd's... October 20, 2002
Dateline: New York City October 27, 2002
With the invention of the "remote net-hand" with tactile feedback.... November 3, 2002
6 Degrees of Seperation from RIAA November 10, 2002
Geek Ethics November 17, 2002
Experts ponder why Comdex attendance continues to hit low numbers November 24, 2002
The U.S. Navy deploys its first biowarfare ship... December 1, 2002
Suddenly, young Alipak realized.... December 8, 2002
The Geekday Game December 15, 2002
The Geek 2002 Christmas Toy of the Year December 22, 2002
An urban legend "Segways" into the 21st century... December 29, 2002

2001
US Patent Office Jan 7, 2001
If AOL Time Warner Was A Building Company Jan 14, 2001
Hang Over Sunday Jan 21, 2001
Superbowl Sunday Jan 28, 2001
If there was justice Feb 11, 2001
Windows XPG Feb 18, 2001
Stef Lovin' Commercial Feb 25, 2001
Earthquake Near Redmond Mar 4, 2001
In Glorious 3D! Mar 11, 2001
Enemy At The GatesMar 18,2001
Taco Bell MIR Publicity StuntMar 25, 2001
April Fool's 2001Apr 1, 2001
H.P. Lovecraft Estate MerchandisingApr 8, 2001
History of Easter told by SidApr 15,2001
Tomb Raider Movie SuccessApr 22, 2001
Gaming PantsApr 29, 2001
In Memory of Douglas AdamsMay 13, 2001
Time-Warner Using AOL MailMay 20, 2001
The REAL Reason why Microsoft/AOL Talks have Broken DownJune 3, 2001
Biz Expo 2001June 10, 2001
Car AccidentsJune 17, 2001
Arcade AnalogiesJune 24, 2001
U.S. Court of AppealsJuly 1, 2001
The Latest Horror Movie for IntelJuly 8, 2001
The Police State, Year 2003July 15, 2001
Policy Making July 22, 2001
Geeks in the State of Georgia July 29, 2001
The Engineering Faults in BattleMechs August 5, 2001
Stef Bombs the RIAA August 12, 2001
When Tech Industry Analysts Move Up In The World August 19, 2001
Wheel of Fortune, the Dot-Com Edition August 26, 2001
The Current Meaning of the "O" in I.P.O. September 2, 2001
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do September 9, 2001
New Generation of Hardcore Criminal September 16, 2001
Microsoft's "No Disparaging Our Products" clause September 23, 2001
Rumor: The premiere episode of Enterprise to be re-distributed September 30, 2001
Mike and Greg's Mail Spool I October 7, 2001
Alternative To A U.S. National I.D. Card October 14, 2001
"...One Thing To Rule Them All..." October 21, 2001
Example #24 Why You Should Never Use Version 1.0 Of Any Technology October 28, 2001
Mike and Greg's Mail Spool II November 4, 2001
Viva Las Comdex November 11, 2001
When you're a cartoon character in an economic turndown.. November 18, 2001
Clearing Your History (song) November 25, 2001
Message To The Excite@Home Bondholders December 2, 2001
February 2002: @Homeless December 7, 2001
With The Successful Commercialzation Of The "Lord Of The Rings"... December 16, 2001
CTO, CTO, CTO (song) December 23, 2001
Dmitry Sklyarov's Case Helps Correct A Long-Standing Deficiency... December 30, 2001

2000
Post Y2K Garage Sales Jan 2, 2000
MSN $400 Rebate Plan Jan 9, 2000
Explaining the CSS-Decryption Source Code To MPAA Jan 16, 2000
Kevin Mitnick's High Hopes Are Dashed Jan 23, 2000
Why Geeks Really Watch The Superbowl Jan 30, 2000
Addition To The DOJ Org Chart Feb 6, 2000
MCSE Certificate: Read The Fine Print Feb 13, 2000
How To Drive Up VA Linux And Redhat StockFeb 20, 2000
R.A.N.T.S. Feb 27, 2000
Patently Ridiculous Mar 5, 2000
Microsoft X-Box Mar 12, 2000
The Truth Behind The Disappearance Of Gnutella Mar 19, 2000
A Breakthrough In Quantum Computing Mar 26, 2000
Iridum + Annoyed Hackers Apr 2, 2000
And Two Babies Make Four Apr 9, 2000
'Dark Side' Dave Reveals His Squishy Side Apr 16, 2000
Steve Case, Age 6 Apr 30, 2000
"A Bear With Very Little Brain" May 7, 2000
Those Wacky Egyptians May 14, 2000
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others May 21, 2000
The Last Major Split May 28, 2000
Geek Rant Jun 4, 2000
The Forced-Feedback Enemy-Denial Smackdown Ergonomic Game Chair Jun 11, 2000
Registration Is Futile Jun 18, 2000
Illiad Is Protected By DarkSide Dave Before LinuxTag Jun 25, 2000
Geek In A Can Jul 2, 2000
Spy VS Spy VS Consumer Jul 9, 2000
British Columbia's Most Wanted Jul 16, 2000
Naysayers Of The G4 Cube Backpedal Jul 23,2000
Obsolescence In The Music Industry Jul 30, 2000
British Columbia's Most Wanted Jul 16, 2000
Naysayers Of The G4 Cube Backpedal Jul 23, 2000
Obsolescence In The Music Industry Jul 30, 2000
British Government Operations Manual Aug 6, 2000
New Erosive Forces on Mars Aug 13, 2000
Why Message Board Trolls Seem Anonymous and Faceless Aug 20, 2000
Sony Develops Technology That Transcends The Individual User Aug 27, 2000
Public Service Announcement (Chief) Sep 3, 2000
Public Service Announcement (Agent Penumbra) Sep 10, 2000
American Pie Sep 17, 2000
Intel Adopts the Olympic Slogan Sep 24, 2000
Techie Career Track Flowchart Oct 1, 2000
C: - Unfortunate Logo Design #14 Oct 8, 2000
Playing CD's Backwards Oct 15, 2000
One Click Spam Blocking Oct 22, 2000
Tech Support Lament Oct 29, 2000
Spamming Ananlogy Nov 5, 2000
American Election Nov 12, 2000
Political Asylum Nov 19, 2000
Can We Get on With Life Camp Nov 26, 2000
Santa Plans His Retirement Dec 3, 2000
The Water Of Life Dec 10, 2000
Unseen Consequences of AOL Time-Warner Merger Dec 17, 2000
Real End of Millennium Dec 31, 2000

1999
Mighty Morphin Power Macs Jan 10, 1999
Espionage For The New Millenium Jan 24, 1999
Microsoft's Competitors Mar 7, 1999
Geek Dating Flowchart Mar 14, 1999
Y2K: The Phantom Menace Mar 21, 1999
Intel Pentium III Production Line Mar 28, 1999
Microsoft Sponsored Linux Conference Apr 4, 1999
"The One" Apr 18, 1999
An Evil Thing ID Could Do Apr 25, 1999
Sophisticated Internet Investor May 2, 1999
Another Game For U.S. Government To Restrict May 9, 1999
Comments On The Phantom Menace Phenomenon May 16, 1999
Operating System Sushi May 23, 1999
Australian Government Suffers From Y2K May 30, 1999
Australia's New Mascot Jun 6, 1999
Things That Go Up And Down On A Rhythmic Basis Jun 13, 1999
Eric S. Raymond Visits Microsoft Jun 20, 1999
Understanding I.P.O. Valuations Jun 27, 1999
The Friendly Circus Jul 4, 1999
BO 2000 Vs. NT Jul 11, 1999
Evolution In Technology Jul 18, 1999
Network Totalitarianism Aug 1, 1999
MS Win2k Server Crashes Explained Aug 8, 1999
Evolution Of Language Through The Ages Aug 15, 1999
If Slashdot Hadn't Been Acquired Aug 22, 1999
"Sightings" Aug 29, 1999
The Microsoft NT Fund Credit Card Sep 5, 1999
The New Army G4 Web Server Sep 12, 1999
Anatomy Of A Sea Urchin Sep 19, 1999
Celebrity Expert Pronounces "HTTPD" Sep 26, 1999
MS Windows And Linux Hybrid Oct 3, 1999
MS Game Software Architecture Flowchart Oct 17, 1999
Patented 1-Click Vs. Public Domain 1-Finger Oct 24, 1999
Everyone's "Secret" Halloween Costume Oct 31, 1999
Why MS Thought They Would Win The Anti-Trust Trial Nov 7, 1999
If The Internet Was An Amustment Ride Nov 14, 1999
Linux Distro Wins "Most Challenging To Market" Nov 21, 1999
Up There On The Top "Hard To Reach" Row Nov 28, 1999
The Mars Polar Lander Discovery Dec 5, 1999
The Price Of The Mars Lander Dec 12, 1999
High Noon At The Bazaar Dec 19, 1999
Santa Files For An I.P.O. Dec 26, 1999

1998
Anatomy Of A Crud Puppy Apr 5, 1998
How To Make Your Own Deletium Container May 31, 1998
Computer Geek Nutrition Pyramid Jul 19, 1998
Microspaz BackOrifice Aug 16, 1998
iWhack Sep 20, 1998
Anatomy Of An Anti-Geek Nov 15, 1998
Imperial Death Orb Dec 13, 1998
Happy Holidays 1998 Dec 20, 1998

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