The guys at BrainBuzz created this cool little UFie Trivia drill.

Thomas at youmightbe.com will happily accept your additions to the You Might Be A User Friendly Junkie If...

And what can we say to Veljko Petrovic other than, "am thankink you for the Quiz, comrade."

Rate your UFieness Quiz - by Veljko Petrovic

About the Quiz
Lets make it short:This quiz is written solely by ME (veljkop@ptt.yu) so all comments and complaints are to be mailed to so don't bother the nice people at www.userfriendly.org. Flames are to be sent to /dev/null. As for the spooling mistooks and incorectspa cing - ignore them, I am not English (I am in fact Slavic.Cool,da?).
Veljko Petrovic

Questions,answer with yes/no:

1) Ever made a deletium container?

2) Ever played Zork just to see what happens when you type "Kiss grue"

3) Have you searched the man pages to see from where does:"The backreference \n,where n is a single digit, matches the substring..." come?

4) Ever hum "Every game of Quake"/"NT's not up snuff"/"Tech support lament"/"Refund this"...?
4.1) Sing them quietly?
4.2) Sing them loudly?
4.3) Sing them so loud your whole neiborhood hears?
4.4) Sing them so loudly and so often that your whole neiborhood knows them by heart?

5) Do you have more than 4 UF comics printed out and hanging on your wall?
5.1) More than 8?
5.2) More than 16?
5.3) More than 32?
5.4) More than 64?
5.5) ALL of the comics?

6) Do your household possesions include a...
6.1) UF mug?
6.2) Dust Puppy T-shirt?
6.3) Dust Puppy stuffed doll?

7) Ever spoke in fake slavic?
7.1) More than an hour?

8) Ever tried Pitr-invented super triple expresso?
8.1) Lived to tell about it?

9) Have you ever met Illiad?
9.1) Talked to Illiad?
9.2) Dated Illiad?

10) Ever said to someone:"The dark side she is seductive,da?"
10.1) How about:"I am the root. Fear me."?

11) Ever told someone a UF comic like a joke?
11.1) Did they get it?

12) When somebody says Bill Gates,is the first thing that pops in your mind "The Antichrist"?

13) Do you have a snurf gun?
13.1) Snurf rifle?
13.2) Snurf bazooka?
13.3) Snurf cannon?

14) Do you sometimes call your computer Erwin?

15) Ever tried to insult someone with: "You....You...You Crud Puppy!"?

16) Have you ever made a Quad christmas tree ornament?

17) Got more than 16 geek points?
17.1) More than 32?
17.2) More than 64?
17.3) More than 128?
17.4) More than 256?
17.5) More than 512?

18) Use the exclamation YE Gods! in regular speak?

19) Got "Evil geniuses in a nutshell"?

20) Do you before some risky endeavour whisper "Oh Great Modem in the Sky"?

21) Do you shudder at the name of "Windows"?

22) Ever hook someone on UF?

Ratings, add a point for every yes.
50-53: You are Illiad.
40-50: Thou art a true UF Geek. Thou art a true worshiper of the great modem in the sky
20-40: Yep. You are a UFie alright.
10-20: You aren't a UFie yet, but watch it...
1-10: You are a Stef-type person...Try reading all of the comics again
1 and less: You are the Crud Puppy

Copyright
User Friendly and its characters and plotlines are copyrighted(c) by Illiad This text is copyrighted(c) by Veljko Petrovic. Violate any of these copyrights and I will send Chupacabra after you.

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