The question was: How can we extend your time with us? Over 2800 folks gave us comments. While reviewing the answers I couldn't help notice that certain "trends" emerged, so I searched the results for particular keywords as well as selecting a sampling of favorite responses. 
Money: keywords: money, pay, cash, $, bribe, support me
Mail me a cheque in the amount of $1000, and I'll consider.
Yeah tell me next week's lottery numbers! :-)
Support me so I can quit my job and spend all my time on UF!
Pay my rent; my company would fire me!
Pay me? Do my homework.
Bribe me with naked women & Jolt? Free: keywords: free, stuff, payola, giveaway(s)
Jolt and Pork Rinds
pizza
Snurf Guns
beer
hardware
espresso machine
Monthly deliveries of caffinated beverages
Mail me chocolate, that always encourages me to pay attention Work: keywords: boss, work
Tell my boss to shut up about my surfing habits...
Stop the boss from watching what I'm doing! :-)
Yeah, but my boss would kill me for lack of productivity =
Umm, convince my boss to reduce my workload?
Tell my boss that you're "research" and "job related"
Arrange with my boss to get "read UF" on a work order. Games: keywords: games, puzzles, shockwave, java, quiz
UF games? Like crush the crud puppy... or slap Stef
Um, interactive video games? Your own Quake2 server? ;-)
Try logic puzzles or word puzzles.
Two words: Jello Wrestling
Three words: "Whack-a-Stef"
Some cool shockwave or java games involving the characters
Shockwave games allowing me to dismember Stef would be nice
Quizzes, polls Naked: keywords: porn, pr0n, naked, nekkid, nude
pr0n ;)
pr0n :-)
pr0n? :P
porn??? *grin*
llama pr0n ;^)
Illiad porn
Pictures of Miranda n4k3d
Pictures of Iambe and Keth naked!
Nekkid pictures of WebDiva!
Nude pictures of Erwin
NAked Dancing Llamas
Nude pictures of Pitr
Nude Dust Puppy!
Illiad's Harem Live Dance Show and Review Don't: keywords: don't, no
Please don't! I'm late for class as it is!
No please don't I Like my current Job really I do...
Dear God, don't do that! I spend too much time here already!
LOL maybe you should ask how you can help me cut back...
Gaaahhh!!! 'Tis addictive enough as it is...
Dude, you trying to keep me from getting ANYTHING done?
Heh....naw, i'm as unproductive as i want to be right now.
No, no, no! You're already using up too much!
NO FSCKING WAY!!! I already spin too many cycles here. More: keywords: more
songs
color strips
static items per day
comic strip per day
news items per day
LOTD per day
UFie community stuff
columns, reviews, interviews
resources for geeks and newbies
fan submissions
stuff to buy
things to participate in
hours in the day Final words: a short selection of my faves
You already have my soul, you want more?!
I'd rather you didn't. My girlfriend is already mad at me!
Move in to my house. My wife might object though... Huh?
Uh, if you send me some beans, I'll stay there all day I'll post more interpretations as I wade through the Survey.
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