HERE'S TO A BETTER, BRIGHTER YEAR IN 2005: On behalf of myself and the folks who help keep UF going and together, I wish UFies everywhere a more prosperous and happier new year. Given the monstrously horrid disaster in South Asia, I trust we'll all view whatever difficulties we've had in a somewhat different light.
CALENDAR DE LA UF JAN 2005: And again, the North American version and the European version of the UF January 2005 wallpaper calendar! [1600x1200, .PNG, ~440k] Enjoy!
TOP TEN GEEK RESOLUTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR:...according to UFies (and filtered by yours truly) in the daily forum that is! Here they are:
- Stop saying "I told you so" at the office.
- Stop telling old man Jones down the street that the "blue screen of death" refers to a modernized voodoo curse.
- Stop trying to build a defensive perimeter around my cubicle with Lego.
- Stop spewing bile every time I see the letter "S" "C" and "O" juxtaposed, like in words such as "teleSCOpe."
- To decipher what that big room is, which has the blue ceiling and poor climate control.
- Once a week eat something that does not require boiling water.
- Defenestrate all Windows boxes.
- Bathe every day, even whilst playing Half-Life 2.
- Watch the Lord of the Rings movies without picking apart the diversions from the books.
- Move out of my mom and dad`s basement. And this time I mean it.
Yes, this posting is early. I'll be out of town over New Years.
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