Dust Puppy - Speculation on the D.O.J. recommendations to break Microsoft apart continue this week as analysts evaluate the consequences of the anti-trust trial decision. When asked to offer a likely result of the breakup, one analyst stated that she could see the software giant split into three companies. "Operating System, Applications and Internet?" we asked. "Sales, Marketing and Legal." she replied.
R.A.N.T.S.
Strip Date:Feb 27, 2022
Stef, Five, Pitr - R.A.N.T.S (Redundant Array of NT Servers) I still have two left! Please Oh please Oh please...
Cat Five meets Dust Puppy
Strip Date:Feb 26, 2022
Stef, Five, Pitr - I have to admit that this furry doorknob is starting to grow on me, despite the face that he looks like you Pitr. Am not seeink resemblance. Oh please, at the very least you both use spit for hair gel.
Cat Five meets Dust Puppy
Strip Date:Feb 25, 2022
A.J., Five, Stef, Dust Puppy - I'm not making this up, A.J. Your mutant friend wasn't in the closet. Only Five was. I don't see how that co... uhhh... Hunga Hunga Huck Huck Huck ULP Heh cool. Hairball. Purr Purrr Drool Drip.
Cat Five meets Dust Puppy
Strip Date:Feb 24, 2022
A.J., Stef, Dust Puppy, Five - Rowwwrrr.. Is five in the coat closet? Noooo! Wap Whap Wap. Yep. Please tell me that the Dust Puppy isn't in there with him. Come ON. They're just getting to know each other. NO! DONT LICK ME THERE!
Cat Five meets Dust Puppy
Strip Date:Feb 23, 2022
A.J., Dust Puppy, Five - Hey you walking brillo pad. I want you to meet "Five". I don't know what it is. Does it know what I am? The odds are good. CAT TOY!
CAT 5 enters...
Strip Date:Feb 22, 2022
Stef, A.J. - So does he have a name? I was thinking we should call him "Five." That's some kind of lame geek joke isn't it. It's either "Cat Five" or "Script Kitty." Which one hurts less?
CAT 5 enters...
Strip Date:Feb 21, 2022
Stef, A.J. - Okay, what the hell is that? The new cat I got for Miranda. This thing is a CAT? Of course! What did you think it was? I don't know. He just looks kind of... Processed. Funny... Mike thought he was some kind of sausage meat animal.
How To Drive Up VA Linux And Redhat Stock
Strip Date:Feb 20, 2022
Chief, Miranda - How to drive VA Linux and Red Hat stock through the ceiling. You're gonna get a SMACKDOWN cuz Stone Cold Larry Augustin says you are! I'm gonna crush you like a Kernel Bug or my name's not Well Hung Bob Young!
CAT 5 enters...
Strip Date:Feb 19, 2022
Chief, Miranda - So this is your new cat. Seems kind of.. aloof. Most cats are like that... You give them everything they want because they demand it, and then they just go ahead and do whatever it is they feel like, and to heck with what they agreed to do to begin with. Ah, so they're kind of like programmers. Hey now.
CAT 5 enters...
Strip Date:Feb 18, 2022
A.J., Miranda, Mike - I know it's late, but I went out and got you a Valentine's gift... A.J.! That is so SWEET of you! What COULD you have given me. Let's see... ...You got me an ugly cat. Amazon sells CATS now? I got him on ebay. Someone paid me $20 to take him.
Miranda Frees A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 17, 2022
A.J., Stef, Miranda - I heard that Miranda gave you a driver to the head. Must be love. Or NOT. Heh. Go away, Stef. I'm SO sorry. Will you two QUIT that? Valentines is over. Okay?!
Miranda Frees A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 16, 2022
Mike, Greg, A.J. - Why is Miranda waving that baseball bat around the crud puppy? She said something about 'taking care of business.' Watch it with that, lady! Pow! zzzzzzzzzooot That's where A.J. went. That was COOL. So how do I go 'zzzzzzzzzzzooot'? Let me guess, I missed Valentine's, right?
Miranda Frees A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 15, 2022
Crud Puppy, Miranda - Well hello again. You just can't resist me, can you. I'm on to your game, you grease spot. Hey, be honoured. You're standing in the presence of LORD CRUD. I'm the one who brought down the department of defense servers last year. And I'm MIRANDA X. I'm the one who shut you down. You're MIRANDA X? I thought you were a GUY. Funny, I never thought that about YOU.
Miranda Valentine's
Strip Date:Feb 14, 2022
Miranda, Tanya - You don't look all that happy today Miranda. Didn't you get a valentines? No, I didn't. But that's not the point. I'm just tired of seeing valentines being given by people who just want to get into your pants. I mean. Whatever happened to giving out of DEEP FRIENDSHIP? Oh Miranda. I'm sure it's happening somewhere. Sorry for always yanking the ball away, Charles. That's Okay. It's not like I never expected it.
MCSE Certificate: Read The Fine Print
Strip Date:Feb 13, 2022
Greg - Moral : Read the fine print on all certifications. MCSE Certified. Nigel Q. Private has completed the coursework necessary to be recognized as a Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert.
BSoD
Strip Date:Feb 12, 2022
Greg - Tech support, Greg speaking. Hello. My computer screen went all blue on me and I don't like it. Well I can't say I blame you. You just suffered the blue screen of death. A fatal error under windows. You're telling ME. Blue looks just hideous with a beige frame. How do I change it to a prettier colour? Do you like black? Move the power switch to "Off."
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 11, 2022
Mike, Miranda, Pitr - Hey, I just heard that Pitr got arrested for assault. He's in jail right now. He's in jail? Yeah. He phoned and sounded really depressed. Said something about even the police being "A part of THEM." We are all doomed. Hey! Hey! YOU GOT BAIL!
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 10, 2022
Crud Puppy, Pitr - Before I am crushink you like juicy bug, please to be tellink me why you do such evil things. Very kind of you to give me the opportunity. I do evil things because it's FUN. And because it's the mandate of the C.I.A. Nyet! You are workink for A.O.L. NOT C.I.A. A.O.L., C.I.A., N.S.A.. Whatever. They all have three letters. They all collect information and they all screw the public. So you are double agent. Maybe workink for M.P.A. as well, da?
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 09, 2022
Crud Puppy, Pitr - Evil Crud Puppy. I am to be givink you big smackdown. I am now borg, to be usink much powerful technology to bringink you to your knees. Look you little worm. Your fake technology is hardly a worry. I'll crush you. Umm... I mean, at least seven of nine has ANTI-GRAVITY technology. What do you have? Snurf? Am havink print out of picture of crusoe chip in left pocket! NOW who is big man?!
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 08, 2022
Mike, Stef, Pitr - Am now borg. Will be fightink evil that is AOL. Very impressive, but what does all that stuff do, besides the cel phone? It is makink me lookink dangerous. Only in the psychiatric sense.
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 07, 2022
Stef, Mike, Pitr - Yeaaargh. Why is Pitr screaming? Because I happen to know that Cobb leaves his cel phone on 'Vibrate' Hellllp.. Head is wobblink like spam jelly...
Addition To The DOJ Org Chart
Strip Date:Feb 06, 2022
Tanya, Mike, Pitr - A recent addition is unveiled on a certain organization chart. Justice Department MPAA and Record Labels Free Speech Division Civil Rights Division Copyright Office
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 05, 2022
Tanya, Mike, Pitr - What's going on in there? Pitr's locked himself in the server room. He said he was 'Borgifying" himsef. Clang! BRNNP! SHPLOP! Borgifying himself? But how? He didn't say. Other than wanting to 'enhance' his body and mind. I can't begin to think what he's adding to himself in there... You guys seen my cel phone? AIIEEE! Please to be getting voice out of head!
Stef impersonates A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 04, 2022
Mike, Greg, Stef - Uh oh. Here he comes. Okay, which one of you bearded monkeys put their lips on mine? It wasn't pleasant for me either. You do salivate a lot.
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 03, 2022
Pitr, Miranda, Crud Puppy - Am thinkink we are havink big problem now. Please to be holdink off crud creature while am borgifyink self. So babe, what do you think of my new look? You just don't give up, do you Stef.
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 02, 2022
Crud Puppy, Pitr - I have to admit that this new host body feels...different. You are talkink silly, why? Want a game of Quake 3? Am right now existing IN game of Quake three, nyet?
Pitr Borgs himself, Crud moves in on A.J.
Strip Date:Feb 01, 2022
Crud Puppy, Pitr - All this Matrix stuff really makes you wonder what's real and what isn't. It's interesting though. Da. Am thinkink, however, that Matrix is fantasy only. Having grip on reality is needed for all of us. Matrix is good movie, not doubtink, but am thinkink this reality is real truth. I'm very glad you feel that way, Pitr.
