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[Iambe] EXTREME CODE TEAM & EXOTIC DANCERS FOR HIREDate:Tue Apr 16 21:14:02 2002

FOR HIRE: EXTREME CODING TEAM

I am currently acting as the "promoter" for an extreme team of coders and male exotic dancers.

The Bountiful Buddhas Extreme Code & Dance Team features:

  • Ace "C" Rimmer
  • Jumpin' Java
  • Grandmaster Perl
  • Camel Bean (Perl/Java)

    Plug-in programmers. These four gentlemen are dedicated and experienced not only in providing clean and elegant code, but will also dance for money figuring that would be their best gimmick to find employ. Given, however, that they are all Geeks by passion, upbringing and career…Full Monty at your own peril.*

    The Bountiful Buddhas Extreme Code Team possesses a great breadth (over 30 years combined) of professional programming experience with a recent, but not limited focus on software and embedded network security applications. Their experience does not stop there.**

    If you are looking for a team that has performed smoothly together for years to work for you, with you - do drop the Extreme Code Team an email with your serious enquiry (professional CVs to be provided upon request). Four fantastically qualified guys with a proven track record of critical successes and a great team dynamic. Why risk your IT development hiring to the crippling danger of ego-related conflicts and incompatibility amongst your team? How could you not want to know more?***

    The Bountiful Buddhas Extreme Code & Dance Team is currently located in Southern British Columbia, however will travel where needed.

    For the many fans of the Bountiful Buddhas, a calendar may be forth coming.

    *NB:We really wish to emphasize their strength and competency as a balanced team of programmers - not as exotic dancers…

    **They are also, as is to be expected, web and database dynamos and are dedicated to solid user interface with design.

    ***Enquiries from professional recruiters welcome.
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[Illiad] OOPS! BOOK FOUR SHIPPING THIS WEEK, NOT LAST WEEKDate:Tue Apr 16 13:40:30 2002

My goof. In the latest State of the Union posting I mentioned that User Friendly v1.0 aka Book Four shipped last week. There was a foul-up at the press which delayed delivery by seven days so it is in fact shipping this week. Don't get mad at either Plan Nine or ComputerGear -- this one is my fault, because I didn't pay attention. My sincere apologies, and I promise not to subsist on four hours of sleep a night anymore!


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