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Poll of the Moment: dream jobs... by ShadowSystems 2016-12-15 06:56:19
What's your dream job?
What would you be doing to earn the money with which you would be paid for doing your dream job?
How much would you be paid to do your dream job?
How many hours per day would your dream job require of you?

Tell us about your dream job so we can share in the happy fantasy!
=-D

My dream job would be to get paid to surf the internet hunting for scammers, spammers, script kiddies, & trolls, pushing a button to deploy the Winged Monkey LART Squads, and then uploading the video of the smiting to Youtube.
I'd get paid based on how bad of a scammer/spammer/script kiddie/troll they were being, plus a set amount per uploaded video.
I would gladly do the job for as many hours each day that weren't taken up by eating, errands, toilet trips, or sleep.
I'd gleefully donate the profits from the Youtube advertisements to worthy charities, especially those to help the victims of the scammer/spammer/script kiddie/troll.
And the best part of all is that at no point during my day would I be required to wear pants!
*Swoons in delight*

=-D Hahahahahhaha...
[ Reply ]
  Team owner/manager/principal - Indycar by basher202016-12-15 08:34:39
    Is Indie car as bad as NASCAR? by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 10:02:35
      yes and no by basher202016-12-15 10:29:53
        I like the twisty tracks... by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 11:47:52
    There's an old joke by Clovis Man2016-12-15 12:23:02
      Someone should bring back... by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 12:56:33
        Watch the crashes, more likely by Clovis Man2016-12-15 13:24:15
          Not the original cars themselves... by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 14:18:33
            See "Watch the crashes", above. by Clovis Man2016-12-15 15:17:04
              for a while in the 1930s and 40s... by basher202016-12-15 19:52:02
        Vintage racing still exists by basher202016-12-15 13:36:48
          That's easy to fix! =-D by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 14:20:41
  Free-range engineer / armchair superhero crossover by user2016-12-15 09:33:11
    There's only one problem with that... by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 10:05:48
      meh. Thats a solvable problem. by user2016-12-15 11:21:09
        A SuperHero in a G-String? by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 11:49:45
          See Wonder Woman by Clovis Man2016-12-15 13:28:20
        Also sounds like a problem you'd like fixed by kahuana2016-12-15 15:29:15
  My former neighbors job by rkfig2016-12-15 11:02:27
    That would be cool! by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 11:56:04
    sweet did a whole series of posts on that a few by joecrouse2016-12-15 12:45:49
      Wanting to do that by rkfig2016-12-15 13:18:05
        no no i mean I posted them HERE. by joecrouse2016-12-15 19:38:04
  Spock's Brain by rebill2016-12-15 12:14:07
    I can see a problem with that... by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 13:01:48
      But think of the benefits ... by rebill2016-12-15 14:09:02
        I'd be Pantless of Borg! =-D by ShadowSystems2016-12-15 14:28:53
          Only for the purpose of a3 simulation. by kahuana2016-12-15 15:26:41
      Imagine the Microsoft Automated Toilet? by kahuana2016-12-15 15:11:49
    1) It wasn't logical for him to do so. by kahuana2016-12-15 15:25:12
      Ah, but "the needs of the many" by rebill2016-12-15 15:28:40
        Prime directive could supercede that. by kahuana2016-12-15 15:34:50
          They really "Prime Directived" that episode by rebill2016-12-15 22:13:11

 

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