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[ShadowSystems] Diary of Member ShadowSystems Updated/Posted: 2020-09-27 11:40:28
serFriendly" in the subject, else it might get filtered as spam.

"Cthulhu is my Shoulder Angel...
Unfortunately for humanity, He's the *GOOD* one."(C)2011:ShadowSystems

"Remember, don't just wish upon a star...
Reach out and grab that sucker, get it in a headlock, and bounce its skull off the pavement screaming GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE!"
(C)2012.09.05:MWC

"Remember there is Beauty in everything...
We prove it when we find it in others."
(C)2012.09.05:MWC

"I don't suffer from Insanity...
I *REVEL* in it!"

"I don't care, that wasn't me, now go away before I do it again."(C)2012:MWC

"Poetry is truth, it is the highest truth, and eloquence is its attribute"
Anne Rice, in "Taltos: lives of the mayfair witches"

"OH MY FLIPPING HAIRY SLAVERING FORMLESS ELDER GODS OF BLIGHTED INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!"
by Baenlynn, 2012-11-23 00:08:20

When asked about my having scored a *9* on the 1,500 Question Purity Test, I replied:
"I didn't break the Purity Test, I Failed It With Style!"

I am NOT a Pervert, I'm a Provert, a Professional Pervert, and don't you forget it! =-)p
(C)1990-01-01:MWC

Cthulhu NO! There are some things even an Elder God of Chaos, Death, & Insanity shouldn't put into their mouths!
=-D

"Senator Feinstein reminds me of Emperor Palpatine" By DesiredUsername, 2013-02-12 19:13:18.
"...but without the charisma (n/t)" by geopsychic, 2013-02-12 19:17:22.
XD XD XD BAH HAHAhahahahahaha

When asked why I'm such a b7ly Dungeon Master, I replied:
I'm a Dastardly B7ly Masterfully Creatively Diabolicly Frolicky DM!
They shot back "You're a Cruel SunuvaB, that's what you are."
We're both right!
XD HAHahahahaha

Grandparents and grandchildren are natural allies.
They have to be, for they share a common foe.
-Wabbit65, 2013.03.26

Heaven won't take me, and Hell's got a Restraining Order!
XD XD XD Hahahahahaha
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I'm bored... by ShadowSystems2020-06-12 09:29:07
  *eats ShadowSystem's boredom* by joresgump2021-01-07 09:10:19
Links for the Blind. by ShadowSystems2016-09-11 06:16:58
Links to remember... by ShadowSystems2014-07-20 17:37:28
  *Leaves you a "Good-Day-In-A-Box" on your Diary* by kreedah2014-09-17 11:03:54
    No, but I *do* have Voice Mail on my cellphone... by ShadowSystems2014-09-17 15:06:40
Proof I can't get pregnant... by ShadowSystems2013-03-07 17:48:04
  *approches stealthly directly in front of you* by kreedah2014-07-04 09:20:24
    WOOT! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-07-04 14:30:50
      LOLs by kreedah2014-07-07 11:08:12
        "Hey Baby, wanna visit my lilypad?" by ShadowSystems2014-07-07 14:54:31
          I'll pass on the frog, thanks! ~;) (n/t) by kreedah2014-07-08 03:50:06
            Ya gotta kiss a lotta frogs to find the Prince! by ShadowSystems2014-07-08 13:32:32
              In PT, frog is usually wrongly translated to toad by kreedah2014-07-11 05:43:01
                All I have is this 50Kg solid ChocoBunny... by ShadowSystems2014-07-11 08:23:38
                  Dark ChocoBunny? by kreedah2014-07-11 09:16:52
                    The Tootsie Roll Owl says... by ShadowSystems2014-07-11 15:17:30
                      *puts up warning signs* by firehawk2014-07-13 12:04:56
                        *Flings a Bananarang at your head* by ShadowSystems2014-07-13 14:18:23
                          *fires giant butterfly net* by firehawk2014-07-17 09:04:02
                            *Flings a giant ButterBall Turkey at you* by ShadowSystems2014-07-17 18:00:18
                              The sounds of True Love are something indeed by kreedah2014-07-18 11:25:28
                                And here I thought you were gonna by ShadowSystems2014-07-18 14:59:26
                                The whole exchange sounds soooooo romantic! by kreedah2014-07-20 07:42:27
                                *HUGS* You're Strange. I like that. =-D by ShadowSystems2014-07-20 15:04:47
                                A bit far for that... by kreedah2014-07-23 11:03:25
                                *Collects the water vapor* by ShadowSystems2014-07-23 14:44:20
                                Awww... rainbow! ~:D by kreedah2014-08-14 09:44:40
                                Mmmmm... Camping. by ShadowSystems2014-08-14 15:08:19
                                LOL! ~:DDD by kreedah2014-08-18 10:04:19
                                I'd go Camping with you! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-08-18 14:57:15
                                I'd be honoured to be called your guide! ~:) by kreedah2014-08-23 20:43:58
                                Like I need an excuse to be nekkid? =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-08-24 05:26:05
                                Silly me! How could I forget that? ~:D by kreedah2014-08-24 13:34:19
                                I like it when the police show up! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-08-24 15:00:49
I *loathe* politics. by ShadowSystems2012-11-07 17:47:04
  Shouldn't this be under the Politics TLP? by firehawk2012-12-13 16:41:56
    (Sets a Vampire WhereLicker Moose after you... by ShadowSystems2012-12-13 22:53:13
My FTP Site. by ShadowSystems2012-06-28 08:50:17
  Here it comes. by firehawk2012-10-21 20:21:19
    OOPS! by firehawk2012-10-21 20:21:34
The "Diabetic Device" Section. by ShadowSystems2012-06-24 14:43:26
  Could color-sampling and this tattoo help? by magpie492012-12-13 23:32:57
    That, and it involves a tattoo... by ShadowSystems2012-12-14 18:27:41
      I don't know the answers. by magpie492012-12-16 11:00:15
        You might not know the answers, but by ShadowSystems2012-12-16 17:09:47
          Thank you. Came up with more questions by magpie492012-12-20 20:33:33
            Woot! Thanks! *HUGS* by ShadowSystems2012-12-20 23:30:54
        and from a different university... by magpie492012-12-16 13:26:12
          You had me at Lasers. =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-16 17:18:36
            This is not the world of Austin Powers by firehawk2012-12-19 11:01:52
              Like the one on my head matters? =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-12-19 17:01:59
                *dials* Hello, central distribution? by firehawk2012-12-22 09:50:18
                  A delivery Semi pulls up outside your place... by ShadowSystems2012-12-22 17:30:17
  Okay. So - is there any status? by LongFist2012-12-12 07:59:38
    Ask Klar or Reti, I suppose... by ShadowSystems2012-12-12 09:49:17
      Based on the assumption that Reti (or Klar) by LongFist2012-12-13 08:23:33
        Thus brainstorming here. =-) by ShadowSystems2012-12-13 10:13:27
          An interesting idea. I just happen to be Type II by LongFist2012-12-13 13:51:00
            I hate the idea of an Insulin Pump. =-J by ShadowSystems2012-12-13 18:15:41
              Okay, all of the subcutaneous options are by LongFist2012-12-19 07:33:11
                Definitely talk to Reti! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-19 12:48:46
Because they might prove usefull for someone... by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 08:54:33
  Feats. (n/t) by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:05:58
    W's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:50:39
    V's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:48:57
    U's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:47:55
    T's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:46:56
    Sp - Su by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:45:25
    Sa - Sp by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:43:15
    R's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:40:43
    Q's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:38:42
    P's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:37:43
    O's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:36:35
    N's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:35:31
    Meta Magic by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:34:28
    M's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:31:23
    L's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:27:45
    K's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:26:38
    I's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:25:30
    H's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:24:09
    G's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:22:56
    F's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:21:39
    E's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:20:23
    D's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:18:52
    Co - Cr by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:17:11
    Ca - Cl by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:15:16
    B's by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:13:32
    Ar - Aw by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:10:59
    Ar - Ar by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:09:23
    Aa - Ar by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 10:07:53
  My Standard Gear Load. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:55:47
  Character Sheet Templates. (n/t) by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 08:55:31
    Part 10: The Rest. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:36:50
    Part 9: Equipment. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:30:44
    Part 8.1: Traits. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:28:20
      8.2: Traits continued. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:29:06
    Part 7.1: Flaws. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:20:53
      7.2: Flaws, continued. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:23:11
    Part 6.1: The Feats. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:14:25
      6.2, Feats Continued. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:15:26
    Part 4: The Skills. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:08:23
    Part 3: The Stats Block. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:06:30
    Part 2: The Main Section. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:03:45
    Part 1: The Description Block. by ShadowSystems2012-06-02 09:00:43
Some Blind/LowVision links. by ShadowSystems2012-01-05 07:07:18
  Re: Some Blind/LowVision links. by ssollinger2013-05-13 07:23:07
    Thanks for the update! =-) by ShadowSystems2013-05-13 11:45:53
I'm proof of the Appoccalypse! =-D by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 06:22:51
  MARCO! by Hieraco2011-11-15 13:27:44
    *eats Hieraco's brains* (n/t) by firehawk2012-10-20 02:15:35
Rest In Peace, my darling Tsuki Hime. by shadowsystems2011-07-26 15:18:50
  {{{{{{ShadowSystems}}}}}} by magpie492011-08-14 11:01:25
  {{{Shadowsystems}}} (n/t) by geopsychic2011-08-01 09:58:08
  {{{{{{{{{{{{SS}}}}}}}}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2011-08-01 09:28:52
  {{{{{{{ Shadowsystems }}}}}}} by Garrinka2011-07-31 09:16:15
  {{{{{{SS}}}}}} by radiowave9112011-07-29 09:19:23
    Thank you. =-) by shadowsystems2011-07-29 12:37:53
  {{{shadowsystems}}} by Danu2011-07-28 17:39:12
    She was. Thank You. =-) by shadowsystems2011-07-28 23:42:24
Proof Subby is an a3h4... by ShadowSystems2010-12-09 20:02:51
  Correct link: by ideur2011-03-23 01:14:46
    Thank you for that. =-) by shadowsystems2011-03-23 06:43:27
  Ah, found it. by Snate2011-03-23 00:37:38
    Thank you for hunting it down. =-) by shadowsystems2011-03-23 06:40:49
  he pulled that tid out of his hat. :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-12-13 11:36:44
  comment id:3454882 Not Found by Hieraco2010-12-12 07:10:49
How to tell if you're Depressed... by ShadowSystems2010-10-16 02:05:37
  I thought we where getting closer.. by Nightwind2010-10-23 16:16:19
  {{{{{{{ShadowSystems}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2010-10-16 15:55:59
  Hugs ShadowSystems by ideur2010-10-16 09:50:16
Stories... by ShadowSystems2009-04-02 14:22:29
  A Connotative Overview -or- The Torture Chamber by ShadowSystems2009-04-02 14:47:47
  "A Clash of the Titans." by ShadowSystems2009-04-02 14:40:50
  "A Brand New Start." by ShadowSystems2009-04-02 14:31:03
You ever have one of those days... by ShadowSystems2008-09-03 14:11:08
  Who is Jack Bauer???? by Jack_Bauer2009-02-18 21:00:04
  Well, it's Official. by ShadowSystems2008-09-25 22:10:58
    Hey are you using CDL for California drivers by Silverfire2008-09-27 17:52:01
      CDL in my case is "California Driver's License"... by ShadowSystems2008-09-27 23:26:42
    Can you write/call your state/fed congressman? by DesiredUsername2008-09-26 23:01:36
      That's an excellent idea! by josie_beller2008-09-26 23:59:48
    How would we know... by rhinobird2008-09-26 22:08:04
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-09-27 05:52:01
      Mod'd: Language. by Tyop2008-09-27 05:53:11
    {{{{{{{ShadowSystems}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-09-26 21:17:44
  The DMV must die. by ShadowSystems2008-09-15 16:02:13
    {{{{{{{ShadowSystems}}}}}}} by Snate2008-09-17 13:48:19
  :( by sonja2008-09-06 14:07:07
    I have to wait until Monday to do so, but yes... by ShadowSystems2008-09-06 23:58:11
      So how'd it go? by sonja2008-09-10 02:07:04
        I loathe Kaiser. =( by ShadowSystems2008-09-10 13:24:39
  o.O {{{ShadowSystems}}} by Snate2008-09-04 19:20:08
    That's *exactly* what they mean. =( (n/t) by ShadowSystems2008-09-05 02:06:20
      WTF?!?!?! by Snate2008-09-05 17:56:40
        I have no freaking clue. =( by ShadowSystems2008-09-06 00:00:20
  {{{ShadowSystems}}} by hactar the uhhh2008-09-04 06:11:23
    They want me to turn in my license... by ShadowSystems2008-09-04 12:30:38
Nuke & Pave Helper CD, Utility List. by ShadowSystems2008-09-01 15:29:54
  Personally, I wouldn't have one without HostsMan by DavidRS2008-11-29 19:08:53
    This is a good one, too. by ShadowSystems2009-01-03 17:41:03
      I stick to just the MVPS hosts file - catches most by RedIon2009-02-08 21:18:11
  + Open Office (www.openoffice.org) (n/t) by ShadowSystems2008-09-03 14:36:32
(Tries not to cry happy tears...) by ShadowSystems2008-08-13 19:12:51
  Threadjack! by McNutcase2008-08-17 16:09:03
  sorry I didn't comment that day hon *hugs* by Garrinka2008-08-14 18:23:06
How to enable DVD playback in Ubuntu 7.10 (Gutsy) by shadowsystems2008-04-06 21:09:14
  Or, install QuickStart. by shadowsystems2008-07-10 18:05:33
Can I have a "Do Over"? by shadowsystems2008-03-04 16:11:00
  *hands over keys to the Angry Dome* by hactar the uhhh2008-03-21 21:44:28
Man I'm bored... by shadowsystems2008-02-29 05:35:23
  Hey c'mon over! by hactar the uhhh2008-03-21 21:43:21
And still no apology for the attack... by shadowsystems2008-01-31 14:10:11
  What attack? by Havoc2008-03-01 05:38:16
    As a neutral party... by firehawk2008-03-01 15:44:30
  quit whining and complain to the mods by subbywan2008-02-04 13:48:26
    Attn.: subbywan by ixeian2008-02-05 14:21:35
      o/t: I'm still waiting for that email. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-05 15:07:20
      Yes, he is whining. by subbywan2008-02-05 15:01:32
        How am I supposed to believe the Mods would... by shadowsystems2008-02-05 17:20:44
          Are you talking about Nea in the JFHC thread? by subbywan2008-02-06 01:39:01
          Try it and see. by subbywan2008-02-06 01:01:43
  And STILL nothing... Big surprise, huh? (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-02-03 00:46:30
  And still nothing... (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-02-01 22:35:47
  And still nothing... (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-02-01 02:39:37
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-01 01:10:29
      mod'd: language (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-01 01:11:05
      Okay, that was childish and stupid by hobbs2008-02-29 19:10:05
        MODS! This is VERY uncalled for! (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-03-01 00:17:26
W:ET bar reminder... by shadowsystems2008-01-24 03:50:23
I am Cthulhu... by shadowsystems2008-01-23 14:56:26
  No, you're not! Now take your thorizine by hactar the uhhh2008-01-28 06:14:00
I think I've had about enough... by shadowsystems2007-12-21 20:33:22
  Give me address. I fix for you:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-28 06:14:29
  You know what? by Silverfire2007-12-24 23:25:48
    I can has cookies? =)P by shadowsystems2007-12-25 11:17:29
      *gives cookies* by hax80r2008-01-17 17:20:47
        (Stands waiting by his mailbox... by shadowsystems2008-01-17 22:51:26
          funny you should mention cookeez... by morenna2008-02-03 13:14:08
            Email Sent... =) by shadowsystems2008-02-03 18:01:15
  At least your new TLP says "Hello", not "Goodbye" (n/t) by rhl20002007-12-22 19:54:51
  I'm sorry your frustration has come to this point. by Zandermann2007-12-22 13:27:41
    ...and I just searched my diary... by Zandermann2007-12-22 13:29:30
  Hate to say it... by themadkansan2007-12-22 11:18:45
  Use a restraining order (n/t) by Eboreg2007-12-22 07:27:43
Great Quotes thread... by shadowsystems2007-10-13 19:50:37
  2009.02.08th - Darby Conley (Get Fuzzy) by ShadowSystems2009-02-08 08:03:04
  2009.02.03 AprylMae by ShadowSystems2009-02-03 12:38:47
  2009.01.29 Oot makes a great one... by ShadowSystems2009-01-29 20:58:00
  2008.09.15, here on UF... by ShadowSystems2008-09-15 14:45:20
  20080207 Slashdot... by shadowsystems2008-02-07 21:14:31
  2008.01.19 - Here... by shadowsystems2008-01-19 11:14:23
  20071220 from The Register... by shadowsystems2007-12-20 00:06:52
  2007.10.23 from The Register. by shadowsystems2007-10-23 22:39:12
  From Phoon, quoting Stephen Roberts by shadowsystems2007-10-23 21:48:56
  2007.10.22 Slashdot by shadowsystems2007-10-22 20:32:09
    And another... by shadowsystems2007-10-22 20:45:18
  2007.10.17 Louis Farrakhan by shadowsystems2007-10-17 11:15:37
  2007.10.15 from Slashdot by shadowsystems2007-10-15 21:17:23
  20071013 from Slashdot by shadowsystems2007-10-13 19:51:40
This just makes me LOL... =)P by shadowsystems2007-10-13 00:57:49
  Dead link :( (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-25 12:32:14
    Fixed, sorta... by shadowsystems2007-11-25 18:59:03
      on your site... by Kurai2008-01-19 13:54:01
        Yes please! =) by shadowsystems2008-01-19 23:13:50
          well by Kurai2008-01-24 04:13:03
Instant Messenger Clients... by shadowsystems2007-09-18 11:12:42
Lyrics thread? by shadowsystems2007-09-03 05:42:52
  White Zombie - Super Charger Heaven by ShadowSystems2009-06-02 09:09:45
  "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Modern Day Pirates Life For Me" by ShadowSystems2008-09-19 18:34:36
  They Might Be Giants - Particle Man! by ShadowSystems2008-09-10 13:08:13
  Dr. Demento - They're Coming To Take Me Away... by ShadowSystems2008-09-04 19:17:46
  Ray Stevens - The Streak by shadowsystems2008-04-27 14:04:35
    AAAAAARGH!! by roger G. rapid2008-04-28 06:52:54
  Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey by shadowsystems2007-12-14 00:33:57
  Little Nash Rambler (aka Beep Beep Beep) by shadowsystems2007-12-04 07:57:18
  Anita Ward - Ring My Bell by shadowsystems2007-12-01 20:46:35
  The Commodores - Brick House by shadowsystems2007-12-01 20:24:25
  Portal - I'm Still Alive by shadowsystems2007-10-24 03:12:52
    Cthulhu Draws Near by shadowsystems2007-12-12 11:43:53
    I've seen the ending of Portal by madjo2007-11-05 02:21:31
  Rob Zombie - Superbeast by shadowsystems2007-09-25 20:05:17
  Twisted Sister - Shout at the Devil (intro) by shadowsystems2007-09-03 05:44:16
    *ahem*..That was Motley Crue.... (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-10-31 07:53:49
      Darn it, you're right... So Why...??? by shadowsystems2007-10-31 14:54:58
Generic Nuke & Pave Helper 2007.08.19 by shadowsystems2007-08-22 01:00:06
  There are also Torrents available by shadowsystems2007-08-27 18:32:11
Sometimes it takes a while, but it WILL happen. by shadowsystems2007-08-03 14:59:46
  *sniff* Apparently you are cooking? by roger G. rapid2007-08-09 05:42:23
Quote of the Day from Rhinobird... by shadowsystems2007-07-10 12:17:18
How to keep Hactar busy... by shadowsystems2007-07-09 16:19:51
  Hehe much fun! :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-28 06:20:53
How to repel the Zombie Hoardes. by shadowsystems2007-07-01 13:24:03
  Braaaiii.....errr....SQUEEEAAK! by hactar the uhhh2008-01-28 06:18:53
  A pink elephant squeak toy is featured in by morenna2007-07-03 21:50:50
Microsoft's new slogan... by shadowsystems2007-06-12 12:26:10
Generic Nuke & Pave Helper 2007.06.11 by shadowsystems2007-06-11 19:38:42
  aww man, just when I need it, I can't get it by vidi2007-07-15 12:29:24
    Yes indeEEedy-dooOOoooo.... by shadowsystems2007-07-15 17:54:21
      \o/ Woo and YAY \o/ by vidi2007-07-16 13:24:23
        You're welcome. =) (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-07-16 17:52:04
My camping trip... by shadowsystems2007-06-10 21:59:01
  *Teleports in* by oortael2018-09-02 13:03:30
    XD XD XD Hahahahahahahahahha (n/t) by ShadowSystems2018-09-02 16:35:48
Oh J-FPB-C... Not again... by shadowsystems2007-05-24 04:35:24
Ok, I hate it when I get bored... =) by shadowsystems2007-05-14 20:41:46
  Boredom *is* the enemy!!!! (n/t) by morenna2007-05-19 22:31:31
  Sounds promising. (n/t) by MrTrick2007-05-14 21:32:35
I'm not a Sports person, but by shadowsystems2007-05-09 12:45:37
  *sneaks in* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-13 19:42:16
    (Waits quietly...) by shadowsystems2007-05-13 23:36:17
      *points at screen and laughs* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-14 06:34:44
        (Checks down the front of my pants...) by shadowsystems2007-05-14 12:15:06
          but we DO know now, he is craving yours ..... :) ( (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-14 23:27:01
I'm bored... =)P by shadowsystems2007-05-01 00:07:53
  Oh fer cryin' out loud by rockAteer2007-05-02 05:52:00
    Thanks for the reminder! by shadowsystems2007-05-02 12:41:43
JFHC! =( STFU already! by shadowsystems2007-04-29 01:05:11
  Warning... by Nea2007-04-30 10:25:17
    Ok... =/ by shadowsystems2007-04-30 14:06:10
      I wish .... by Klaranth2007-04-30 16:47:24
        (Shrugs & nods) =J by shadowsystems2007-04-30 19:05:25
  Check this out when you have a moment by Bastetsmuse2007-04-30 06:59:38
    I saw it & am NOT impressed. by shadowsystems2007-04-30 14:09:37
  Here Here (n/t) by Snate2007-04-29 21:30:13
  Okay, Foamy. Switch to decaf? :) by esbita2007-04-29 19:03:08
    Decaff?! (Evil hiss) HEATHEN! by shadowsystems2007-04-29 19:08:49
      Actually, an s4 slipped through.... by josie_beller2007-04-29 21:02:26
        ?O.o? !O.O! (Runs off to go check...) by shadowsystems2007-04-29 22:19:34
  Marry me!!one one!1!!! by lex_icon2007-04-29 16:40:22
    Flowers! -SQEEEE- *GLOMP* =) by shadowsystems2007-04-29 18:26:21
      That's okay, but a few exceptions: by lex_icon2007-04-30 14:27:33
        !DEAL! =D by shadowsystems2007-04-30 19:06:56
          You might have to get rid of Arachnid... by lex_icon2007-05-01 03:04:20
            Nah, he can stay... =) by shadowsystems2007-05-01 12:58:41
        Have you told Arachnid yet? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-30 16:41:27
      No!!! Marry ME!!! by Bastetsmuse2007-04-29 18:49:13
        (Crosses his arms & shakes his head) by shadowsystems2007-04-29 19:03:28
          awww. spoilsport (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2007-04-29 19:10:11
            Considering the BS your current by Silverfire2007-04-29 20:12:11
              PS- Have not forgotten about T-shirt by Silverfire2007-04-29 20:12:56
    "Some people just need to... by Phoon2007-04-29 17:51:13
      Umm, no? by shadowsystems2007-04-29 18:29:43
        ... by Phoon2007-04-29 18:48:08
          That was back in JANUARY... by shadowsystems2007-04-29 19:02:07
            Let's give out 'emo awards' by Bastetsmuse2007-04-29 19:11:21
  *clap, clap, clap* by lab rat2007-04-29 15:55:12
    Ok, from now on RetiQlum2 is off the hook :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-30 16:36:40
      ?O.o? IDGI... (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-04-30 19:25:52
    *HUGS* by shadowsystems2007-04-29 18:24:48
      You owe me a keyboard.... (n/t) by lab rat2007-04-29 22:49:28
  Amen. by Bastetsmuse2007-04-29 09:39:06
    May I "LART it from orbit, JUST to be sure." by shadowsystems2007-04-29 12:56:17
I'm an Evvviiillll GEEEEnnn-yussss! =)P by shadowsystems2007-04-28 11:47:14
In my infinite boredom... by shadowsystems2007-04-15 03:05:45
  *sneaks in* by hactar the uhhh2007-04-23 12:59:32
    (Watches Hactar swipe the jar... by shadowsystems2007-04-23 17:38:20
      Wha..whu...huh? by hactar the uhhh2007-04-24 05:33:58
        I don't keep my brains in a jar anymore... by shadowsystems2007-04-24 09:10:33
          rofflecopter!! by hactar the uhhh2007-04-24 20:08:31
            hey so that where Igor got those brains :) by Garrinka2007-07-05 23:38:52
  Latest Design: The Bunker. by shadowsystems2007-04-23 04:37:10
  Two new designs... by shadowsystems2007-04-19 19:55:41
    Another 'chair-accessible' tub example ... by wayneg2008-06-13 16:22:46
  Quick thoughts from from an old architect... by rockAteer2007-04-17 21:49:51
    *Massive Thank You* =D by shadowsystems2007-04-18 00:12:02
  Bisected Infinity by hieraco2007-04-15 04:06:53
    um, don't you mean twice the boredom in half the s by rockAteer2007-04-17 20:59:59
  Addendum... by shadowsystems2007-04-15 03:17:25
General "Nuke & Pave" Helper. by shadowsystems2007-04-08 22:48:34
((((((((((_____/ M O O N \______)))))))))) by shadowsystems2007-03-16 01:07:51
  aaaaaahhhh ooooooooo! by morenna2007-03-23 05:11:03
(Leaves a trail of popcorn... by shadowsystems2007-03-14 08:50:21
  :D *drool* </Homer> (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-03-24 07:00:24
  Mmmmm, popcorn! by Hactar the Uhhh2007-03-23 07:52:30
(Gets bored) by shadowsystems2007-03-01 02:30:39
  Don't Mess With The Big Guy.... by Bastetsmuse2007-03-09 18:35:16
Things go *BOOOOOM* by shadowsystems2007-02-24 03:20:24
  If you want a really big boom: by sgrunt2007-02-24 09:38:54
    Or have an engie on each team... by thejugglingking2007-03-25 07:55:45
Hummm, the game is MUCH easier to play when by shadowsystems2007-02-23 00:44:29
W:ET's a wash... by shadowsystems2007-02-22 09:36:04
  You wasn't playing on AustinKP's, by Tyop2007-02-25 05:10:46
    Thanks :) (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-03-05 12:44:15
I'm bored... by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:22:44
  So am I. by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:23:02
    Me, too. by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:23:20
      You CAN be "Creativly Bored" like this: by inittab2007-09-05 17:51:56
      Not much, considering it IS 0520Hrs PST... by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:23:54
        Can't we play a game or something? by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:24:31
          I kinda want to watch a movie, but by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:25:19
            How about drawing something? by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:25:53
              Yeah, we're sick of it... by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:27:19
                Well, then what do YOU want to do? by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:27:43
                  I'd say go back to bed, but by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:29:31
                    Yeah, but if there's nothing ELSE to do but sit by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:29:59
                      We could always go outside and moon the neighbors. by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:31:35
                        Remember what the cop said though? by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:32:14
                          True, there IS that to think about... by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:33:02
                            But what would we DO to them? by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:33:42
                              I was thinking more along the lines of by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:34:33
                                Ok, now that's just WRONG! by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:35:01
                                FINE! YOU think of something to do, SmartyPants! by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:35:47
                                FOOD FIIIIIGHT! by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:36:16
                                EWWWW! You Stinking... ARRRGHHH!!! by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:37:06
                                Shouts after (the two?): Were you bitten by oot? by roger G. rapid2007-02-21 05:52:49
                                Neither. I was bored. by shadowsystems2007-02-21 06:13:37
RELEASE THE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! by shadowsystems2007-02-21 05:22:07
  shadowsystems, you are fined by Hactar the Uhhh2007-02-21 13:34:36
(Sighs) by shadowsystems2007-02-15 16:21:07
You know you're bored when... by shadowsystems2007-02-11 06:34:25
  I am going to stay far away by wabbit652007-02-11 07:42:53
    (Smites you for giving away a plot point) by shadowsystems2007-02-11 09:04:40
      That explains a lot by iarann2007-02-11 18:54:05
        (Falls over, LMAO) by shadowsystems2007-02-11 19:03:39
    Shakes head. Dude. WHY DID YOU LET ME READ THAT!!! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-02-11 08:37:43
      *points at shadowsystems* by wabbit652007-02-11 10:06:01
Today was... interesting. =)P by shadowsystems2007-02-08 19:21:14
  PRICELESS! by wabbit652007-02-08 21:55:04
    (Shoots breakfast juice out his nose) by shadowsystems2007-02-09 07:33:24
      And probably accurate by wabbit652007-02-09 12:20:45
        Darn, that's a VERY likely possability... =( by shadowsystems2007-02-09 12:40:01
          As you command by wabbit652007-02-09 16:56:26
            Sure... by shadowsystems2007-02-09 21:00:30
              You want me to by wabbit652007-02-10 05:48:33
                Save you a trip... by shadowsystems2007-02-10 11:17:03
                  Off to TBS by wabbit652007-02-10 20:53:13
  Read and commented :) (n/t) by leejam2007-02-08 20:50:32
    (laughing merrily) by shadowsystems2007-02-08 21:01:21
I want to start a band called the by shadowsystems2007-02-07 00:28:58
Which is better... by shadowsystems2007-02-02 04:07:28
If you're reading this... by shadowsystems2007-02-01 04:34:13
((((____/ !M O O N! \____)))) by shadowsystems2007-01-31 00:08:44
My life stinks. by shadowsystems2007-01-30 00:02:42
  My life is under resourced. by etwas_egal2007-01-31 12:43:35
The following statement is true. by shadowsystems2007-01-29 20:44:27
Oh what fun. =J by shadowsystems2007-01-28 12:24:45
  Haiku? Gesundheit! by Nashville2007-01-31 13:26:15
And THAT is why I left IRC oh so long ago... by shadowsystems2007-01-18 23:34:37
LOOK! Over There! A DISTRACTION! by shadowsystems2007-01-11 16:11:44
  Stay on target! Stay on target! by morenna2007-01-25 04:58:13
Oh look, I'm Talking To Myselves again... by shadowsystems2006-12-27 02:17:10
  How many of you are there? (n/t) by Hoth2007-01-09 03:11:35
    I dunno... by shadowsystems2007-01-09 15:42:49
      at least you're not sending bad haiku by morenna2007-01-25 17:08:05
        We may be and just aren't paying attention. by shadowsystems2007-01-27 13:15:44
Well.... that ... just... *FPB* =( by shadowsystems2006-12-11 00:50:49
  Localness by Hoth2007-01-09 02:22:07
Well, at least it's easy to filter... by shadowsystems2006-11-21 01:34:33
Great... Just FPB wonderfull... =( by shadowsystems2006-11-05 22:26:26
  Flame you? by raptor_872006-11-05 22:31:58
Well, just had a talk with the son... by shadowsystems2006-11-05 20:49:42
Poor, Single, & Depressed... by shadowsystems2006-10-28 00:55:24
  Yep. Yep. Sorta. by Phoon2006-10-28 01:39:23
I'm not pronounced Quildee. by shadowsystems2006-10-25 00:22:36
Just a reminder... by shadowsystems2006-10-24 15:26:39
Apple can KMA... by shadowsystems2006-10-12 22:54:03
  Are they hiring? Please tell me they're hiring. ( (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-28 01:45:19
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by shadowsystems2006-09-01 17:57:37
  Whoaza! Congrats and thats a GREAT story! by Dire_Lobo2006-09-01 19:35:02
    Thanks! (Bright beaming grin) by shadowsystems2006-09-01 20:29:00
Job interview yesterday... by shadowsystems2006-09-01 04:56:07
Things I need to sell... by shadowsystems2006-08-27 03:16:17
  UPDATE: the external USB "notebook" enclosure... by shadowsystems2006-08-27 16:16:24
Hummm... by shadowsystems2006-08-27 00:13:33
You know you're going to have a "bad Day" when... by shadowsystems2006-08-24 15:23:41
All I want is a job that pays me... by shadowsystems2006-08-24 00:14:51
I just love when my day starts with a... by shadowsystems2006-08-23 13:54:31
*WHOOSH* The sound of a deadline rushing past. by shadowsystems2006-08-15 23:05:25
  What do you mean, scrubbing it off? by Klaranth2006-08-23 05:14:11
    Yes & No... =J by shadowsystems2006-08-23 13:53:21
      Or go back to Win 2K by Klaranth2006-08-24 01:05:12
        Oh come on, If I'm GOING to be cruel... by shadowsystems2006-08-24 01:20:58
Let's try this AGAIN... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 02:43:31
  What does he keep doing? by talon07202006-08-06 15:22:08
    He keeps corrupting OLEAUT32.DLL somehow... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 18:35:36
This. is. P4'ing me OFF! by shadowsystems2006-08-06 02:32:00
It's 0205Hrs PST & I should be asleep... by shadowsystems2006-05-26 02:43:40
Update... by shadowsystems2006-03-31 01:47:19
  Good by Mohne2006-04-21 01:02:19
Karma hates me & I wish I knew why... =( by shadowsystems2006-03-30 01:10:01
  Dang. That's some bad stuff indeed. by Havoc2006-08-25 20:08:21
  Man, that really bites. by radiowave9112006-03-30 17:59:15
  * punches Karma in the face * by lauterm2006-03-30 03:23:13
    (Groans sheepishly) by shadowsystems2006-03-30 14:34:12
  OMG! by Mohne2006-03-30 02:24:32
    *HUGS* by shadowsystems2006-03-30 14:40:20
  OMG! {{{{{{{{{{shadowsystems}}}}}}}}}} by Electric Storm2006-03-30 02:17:08
    Thank you for the prayers... by shadowsystems2006-03-30 14:38:43
  I'm so sorry... by fitzso2006-03-30 01:42:10
    **HUGS** Thank you... by shadowsystems2006-03-30 14:37:05
  OMG {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{shadowsystems}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by snate2006-03-30 01:15:13
    Thank You... *HUGS* by shadowsystems2006-03-30 14:35:37
[Insert incoherent primal screaming here] by shadowsystems2006-03-28 04:04:41
Just because I'm bored... by shadowsystems2005-11-20 00:03:00
GLEEEE! I am happy.... by shadowsystems2005-07-08 02:05:11
WHEEEE! New Kitten! by shadowsystems2005-05-31 12:29:35
  Kitten!! by Nea2005-06-01 10:44:35
Shhhhh... Don't tell anyone, but... by shadowsystems2005-05-16 04:16:09
I hate my life sometimes... by shadowsystems2005-01-20 00:20:56
  Perhaps you can get OT authorization by Divinar22005-06-14 12:17:30
As if my previous post out there weren't enough... by shadowsystems2004-11-24 19:27:17
No (0) Invites Left... All Gone! <8-) (N/T) by shadowsystems2004-11-13 14:44:42
Two (2) Gmail invites left. [N/T] by ShadowSystems2004-11-02 15:39:04
My GMail invite status... by ShadowSystems2004-10-28 09:54:32
AAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! by shadowsystems2004-01-15 08:49:11
  Try a Whois by diegoid2007-05-13 14:15:35
  can i kill em or can i eat em ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-06 03:08:11
Good Morning! (Reaching for the bazooka...) by ShadowSystems2003-09-17 16:25:07
Ahhhh, today's been a good day for a change... by ShadowSystems2003-05-07 15:10:44
  A warning about foods with Aspartame by Electric Storm2003-05-23 02:03:08
    Re Aspartame... by ShadowSystems2003-05-27 01:54:00
  Didn't know you were a teacher... by Electric Storm2003-05-15 01:26:58
{{Electric Storm}} and {{Arienadean}} by ShadowSystems2003-05-07 14:58:19
  Thanks {{ShadowSytems}} (n/t) by Electric Storm2003-05-10 02:56:34
An Insight for the Masses... by ShadowSystems2002-04-06 11:43:09
  {{{ShadowSystems}}} by Electric Storm2003-05-04 01:58:38
  {{{ShadowSystems}}}} by Arienadean2002-10-31 00:28:31
Because The Voices told me to... by ShadowSystems2002-03-23 01:36:52
  duck (n/t) by Danu2005-11-19 03:05:44
  I need nothing! by mcnutcase2002-03-23 02:15:43
    That's not a snake.... by ShadowSystems2002-03-29 00:57:27

 

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