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[sgrunt] Diary of sgrunt Updated/Posted: 2017-07-20 20:39:58
More serious matters:
  • I'm a software developer.
  • Most of my communication is through Google services these days (no, the above account name is not my main account). Ping me on the forums if you want to get a hold of me off site.

Less serious matters:
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Tracking moving information threads. by sgrunt2016-02-12 19:55:50
  Floor care by sgrunt2016-02-12 19:57:09
  Cookware by sgrunt2016-02-12 19:56:25
Oops... it's not 2016-01-01 any more. (n/t) by sgrunt2016-01-02 11:03:10
*eats 2015* by sgrunt2015-01-01 07:57:59
  WRONG! You just ate the wrong year... by kreedah2015-01-01 10:51:59
  You again! by firehawk2015-01-01 10:37:44
Mandatory 2014 TLP! (n/t) by sgrunt2014-01-01 07:49:40
  Mandatory eating of the 2014 TLP. by firehawk2014-01-01 10:30:01
    Mandatory "You again!" by sgrunt2014-01-01 17:25:03
      Mandatory "Me again!" by firehawk2014-11-15 10:44:14
Winter tire tracking. by sgrunt2013-09-12 21:39:57
  Ugh... now I'm torn... (tires again) by sgrunt2013-10-02 07:46:25
  Has anyone recently ordered steel wheels from by sgrunt2013-09-29 14:29:09
  I'm slightly worried about the wheel plan. by sgrunt2013-09-25 16:58:44
  Attn: sgrunt by sgrunt2013-09-24 17:49:21
  Poke holes in this winter tire/wheel plan of attac by sgrunt2013-09-23 17:26:54
  A couple more winter tire / wheel queries. by sgrunt2013-09-20 20:55:44
  *eats the thread* by firehawk2013-09-13 09:02:15
    You again! by sgrunt2013-09-20 20:57:07
      Me again! by firehawk2013-09-21 10:02:59
  A couple more tire musings. (UFicle?) by sgrunt2013-09-12 21:42:39
  Here's another winter tire question: by sgrunt2013-09-12 21:41:56
  Hey Sgrunt! Re: winter tires by sgrunt2013-09-12 21:41:12
  Who here does winter tires? by sgrunt2013-09-12 21:40:30
Let's try this again. by sgrunt2013-08-10 12:30:25
  *eats the thread* by firehawk2013-08-12 10:49:14
    You again! by sgrunt2013-08-12 11:41:00
      Me again! by firehawk2013-08-13 12:14:16
    The answer to your first question... by firehawk2013-08-12 10:58:24
2013 TLP; might as well keep up the series. (n/t) by sgrunt2013-01-01 07:50:12
  You again! by firehawk2013-01-05 21:27:01
    Me again! by sgrunt2013-01-05 21:33:33
      Us again! by firehawk2013-01-10 09:03:29
        Not again! by sgrunt2013-01-10 09:33:43
2012 TLP. by sgrunt2012-01-01 07:28:33
  *walks in with muddy boots* by firehawk2012-11-30 11:15:19
    *eats the muddy footprints* by sgrunt2012-11-30 16:34:12
      *walks in, totally nekkid* by firehawk2012-12-01 10:37:07
        *pulls lever* by sgrunt2012-12-01 12:36:32
          Yes, but I wasn't still on the furniture. by firehawk2012-12-02 11:32:30
Oh hi, 2011. (n/t) by sgrunt2011-01-01 08:33:27
Obligatory 2010 TLP. (n/t) by sgrunt2010-01-01 09:03:36
  Obgliatory *eats the TLP* (n/t) by firehawk2010-01-02 12:48:05
    Obligatory "You again!" (n/t) by sgrunt2010-01-25 13:54:52
      *eats sgrunt's obligations* (n/t) by firehawk2010-01-26 13:25:37
*phone rings* by sgrunt2009-09-28 17:25:48
  *eats the phone* by firehawk2009-09-29 13:52:56
    You again! by sgrunt2009-09-29 14:04:42
      Me again! by firehawk2009-09-30 12:11:10
Me again! by sgrunt2009-03-21 12:18:32
  You again! by firehawk2009-03-22 20:41:21
    And again! by firehawk2009-04-02 02:34:54
      And again! by joresgump2009-06-09 09:12:20
        And again! by sgrunt2009-06-09 11:11:05
          Try this one on...er...again. by firehawk2009-06-10 14:06:38
            Or again! by sgrunt2009-06-10 17:04:06
              *cracks knuckles* by firehawk2009-06-11 20:00:42
                Hey! Leave Knuckles out of this! (n/t) by sgrunt2009-06-11 20:56:32
                  HA! I win! You stopped speaking logic! by firehawk2009-06-12 09:34:12
Hmm... by sgrunt2009-02-07 19:24:01
  clutter !*@&#^$%)(1+:{ (n/t) by techi8702009-02-10 14:01:42
    2 days, 18 hours, 37 minutes, 41 seconds. (n/t) by sgrunt2009-02-10 16:17:21
      *gnaws on the minutes* by firehawk2009-03-06 14:29:33
Progress tracking for projects / research. by sgrunt2009-01-23 17:37:00
  Looked at latest round of devices under SEM today. by sgrunt2010-06-08 08:52:38
  Another talk today. by sgrunt2010-06-03 15:30:42
  Gave talk today. by sgrunt2010-02-25 15:36:24
  Supposed to give another talk day, but by sgrunt2010-02-04 14:45:59
  Latest round of samples ready. by sgrunt2010-01-25 13:45:02
    By the way, by sgrunt2010-01-25 13:47:17
  Hmm... been a while. by sgrunt2010-01-07 14:27:27
  I have discovered an innovative new way of by sgrunt2009-10-13 10:52:43
  Troubleshooting. by sgrunt2009-10-08 08:42:49
  So, the rest of the summer... by sgrunt2009-09-03 07:28:06
  Talk happened today. by sgrunt2009-06-30 16:50:49
  Meetings cancelled today again -> no talk. by sgrunt2009-06-23 09:44:24
    I just noticed that today is by sgrunt2009-06-23 09:56:00
  Talk pushed back again. by sgrunt2009-06-16 11:19:39
  Photography knowledge helps sometimes \o/ by sgrunt2009-06-10 12:25:23
  I was supposed to give a talk today. by sgrunt2009-06-09 10:27:38
  Imaging next week, I hope. by sgrunt2009-06-02 13:02:53
  Badge working again. by sgrunt2009-06-01 12:26:27
  Spoke to the boss today. by sgrunt2009-05-26 12:50:43
  Back from London, so back to work. by sgrunt2009-05-19 07:58:23
  Final project grade: by sgrunt2009-04-27 10:34:39
  I can has desk. by sgrunt2009-04-23 15:05:06
  Presented on project today. by sgrunt2009-03-27 17:54:33
  I'm at the point where I get to see if by sgrunt2009-03-19 09:39:50
  Of the past 52.5 hours, by sgrunt2009-03-18 13:28:34
  Lots o' processing during the next few days. by sgrunt2009-03-12 16:21:41
  I can has masks! by sgrunt2009-03-10 15:56:55
    *eats the masks* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-11 06:02:24
      You again! by sgrunt2009-03-11 07:43:49
        HA! I don't have any! by firehawk2009-03-12 11:40:00
  The mask patterner revived on Monday. by sgrunt2009-03-04 14:10:15
  Whee, processing! by sgrunt2009-02-20 09:35:18
  I actually can has wafers! by sgrunt2009-02-17 14:54:38
  I can has wafers, sort of. by sgrunt2009-02-11 11:06:20
  I once again have an evil genius badge! by sgrunt2009-02-10 13:35:49
  Feels like I'm waiting for Godot. by sgrunt2009-02-04 11:21:59
  Wafers are on their way. by sgrunt2009-01-29 15:07:16
  Today I finished designing photomasks. by sgrunt2009-01-23 17:40:41
It's 2009. Do you know where your TLPs are? (n/t) by sgrunt2009-01-01 09:18:50
  Why you dont train bomb disposal kitties by confused.brit2009-02-12 17:49:45
    *gnaws on the fuse* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-14 17:57:56
  Yes. Gathering cobwebs. (n/t) by Paladin2009-01-08 06:33:33
    *eats the cobwebs* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-01-08 10:21:49
      *eats the TLPs* (n/t) by firehawk2009-01-10 11:02:56
If you're reading this, post a reply. by sgrunt2008-09-23 19:46:39
  *brains* by rebill2012-01-22 00:55:36
  a reply (n/t) by Bonzo2011-03-08 16:36:05
    Instructions again!? by sgrunt2011-03-08 22:06:10
  reply a by leejam2009-10-27 20:04:54
    reply b (n/t) by firehawk2009-11-01 13:47:42
      reply c by sgrunt2009-11-01 16:09:47
        reply d thru zzzzzzzzzzzzzz by firehawk2009-11-04 13:01:48
  a reply by magpie492009-09-16 14:21:16
    Someone else that follows instructions! by sgrunt2009-09-16 17:05:01
      *eats the instructions* (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-17 09:07:23
  a reply by morenna2008-12-10 20:53:46
    Glad to see you follow instructions. :-) by sgrunt2008-12-10 22:30:57
      Just this once. :o) by morenna2008-12-11 04:56:48
        *eats the instructions* by firehawk2009-03-06 14:31:02
  *eats sgrunt's brains and TLP* (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-29 06:14:38
    You again! by sgrunt2008-09-29 07:10:08
      Me again! by firehawk2008-10-07 21:01:26
        Dangit! by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:51:08
          Bangit! by firehawk2009-01-31 14:44:28
            Hang it! by sgrunt2009-01-31 16:05:26
              Rang it! by firehawk2009-02-01 12:01:48
Look at me still posting when there's science to d by sgrunt2008-09-15 14:14:19
  Have you been playing Fallout 3? by paladin2009-02-04 07:59:53
    Nope. (n/t) by sgrunt2009-02-04 10:06:02
On the nature of desks. by sgrunt2008-08-04 13:38:06
  You should check out my reply at by hactar the uhhh2008-08-07 09:58:01
    I think a post that would be more relevant is by sgrunt2008-08-07 13:06:30
      As much as I hate to, I have to disagree and furth by hactar the uhhh2008-08-11 06:01:30
        Nevertheless, in the closing arguments, by sgrunt2008-08-11 09:21:30
          I think I'd have to award the winner to by firehawk2008-08-17 17:23:22
            I must appeal that on the grounds that by sgrunt2008-08-17 17:35:34
              Sorry, you brains are already by firehawk2008-08-18 06:27:24
                That's difficult to do if you by sgrunt2008-08-18 11:37:12
                  Not if you get just the right by firehawk2008-09-29 06:15:03
                    But you realise that that's unstable and by sgrunt2008-09-29 11:16:48
                      No, no...the secret is in the preparation, you by firehawk2008-10-07 21:00:50
                        That just results in a messy by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:51:56
                          But that would get all watery and icky, how do you by firehawk2009-01-31 14:45:06
                            Are you trying to get a rise out of by sgrunt2009-01-31 16:06:16
                              Ooooo...cookies. by firehawk2009-02-01 12:02:27
How I became a pseudozombie. by sgrunt2008-07-29 08:42:22
  *eats sgrunt's origin story* (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-26 10:27:55
    You again! by sgrunt2009-12-26 16:12:41
      *eats sgrunt's Burger King* by firehawk2009-12-27 09:04:53
You again! by sgrunt2008-07-24 22:43:49
  me again by Klymer2008-07-25 09:19:50
    Us again! by firehawk2008-08-18 06:27:44
      me again! by Klymer2008-08-18 07:55:16
        Not again! by sgrunt2008-08-18 11:36:55
          This again! by hactar the uhhh2008-08-20 11:26:19
            That again! by oedlan2008-08-21 07:25:26
              Food again! by sgrunt2008-08-21 19:43:41
                Wood again! by firehawk2008-09-29 06:15:20
                  Mood again! by sgrunt2008-09-29 11:09:35
                    Moot again! by firehawk2008-10-07 21:01:56
                      Foot again! by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:52:30
                        Loot again! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-28 06:59:10
                          Boot again! by sgrunt2008-10-28 06:59:58
                            Channeling Dr. Seuss again? by Purest2008-12-11 07:32:46
                              Newt again! (n/t) by RedIon2009-01-06 21:25:33
                                It's 2012. NOW we have Newt again (n/t) by rebill2012-01-22 01:00:26
                                Seuss again! by sgrunt2009-01-07 07:18:57
                                Moose again! by firehawk2009-01-10 11:01:09
hadji accuses himself of hacking my account. by sgrunt2008-02-27 08:14:06
A very important message: by sgrunt2008-02-01 20:52:58
  Haven't made it yet, so you can't by firehawk2008-08-18 06:30:02
    Who says that it's not possible to by sgrunt2008-08-18 11:57:56
      I didn't say that, what I said was by firehawk2008-09-29 06:16:06
        Don't deny that you meant by sgrunt2008-09-29 11:15:43
          No, I meant by firehawk2008-10-07 21:02:28
            But that translates to the same thing as by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:52:59
              A brain for a brain makes the whole world zombie? by firehawk2009-01-31 14:45:59
                A brain for a brain makes by sgrunt2009-01-31 16:06:58
                  *eats sgrunt's brains* by firehawk2009-02-01 12:03:27
Don't look now, but I'm a xenomorph zombie. by sgrunt2008-01-31 09:24:02
sgrunt, the Z-Machine parser. by sgrunt2008-01-29 08:09:31
I'm a Great Old One, apparently. by sgrunt2008-01-28 21:39:29
hadji puns, and I'm the only one to see it. by sgrunt2008-01-03 22:22:36
*twiddles thumbs* by sgrunt2007-11-07 15:14:13
  *continues twiddling thumbs* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-12 21:40:24
    *twiddles someone els' thumbs* (n/t) by taitano2007-12-26 19:04:22
      *twiddles taitano's thumbs* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-12-26 20:08:04
        *watches intently* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-22 17:05:39
          *eyes hactar's thumbs hungrily* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-22 20:02:19
            *points at the sky and screams* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-20 11:27:14
              *eats the sky* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-09 15:55:38
                *eats the scream* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-07 21:02:45
                  *adds ice to the scream* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:54:37
                    *eats the ice* by firehawk2009-01-31 14:46:23
Bizarre dream of the moment by sgrunt2007-07-28 20:15:39
  Next one: by sgrunt2007-08-18 10:56:39
    Next one: by sgrunt2008-01-29 07:51:38
      Next one: by sgrunt2008-02-27 07:26:31
        Next one: by sgrunt2008-05-14 11:00:15
          Next one: by sgrunt2008-06-07 10:28:15
            Next one: by sgrunt2008-07-21 09:21:10
              Next one: by sgrunt2008-10-13 09:47:10
                Next one: by sgrunt2008-10-21 09:33:43
                  Next one: by sgrunt2008-10-21 09:34:03
                    Next one: by sgrunt2008-11-08 10:39:55
                      Next one: by sgrunt2008-12-30 10:12:19
                        Next one: by sgrunt2009-02-08 09:17:32
                          Next one: by sgrunt2009-07-31 05:51:33
                            Next one: by sgrunt2009-12-24 11:22:26
                              Next one: by sgrunt2010-01-23 10:54:28
                                Next one: by sgrunt2010-03-04 01:22:55
                                Next one: by sgrunt2010-03-23 05:59:08
                                Next one: by sgrunt2011-06-04 15:57:30
                                Next one: by sgrunt2011-07-20 13:52:34
                                Next one: by sgrunt2011-09-12 08:21:24
                                Next one: by sgrunt2013-01-11 12:21:39
                                Next one: by sgrunt2013-01-16 07:50:17
                                *gnaws on the dreams* (n/t) by firehawk2011-09-16 23:16:26
                                *eats sgrunt's dreams* by firehawk2011-07-02 09:17:47
                      C-c-c-combo breaker! by firehawk2008-11-09 17:31:21
                        You again! by sgrunt2008-11-09 22:05:24
                          Me again! by firehawk2009-01-31 14:46:41
                            Dangit! by sgrunt2009-01-31 16:07:42
                              Sprang it! by firehawk2009-02-01 12:05:14
It has not escaped my attention that by sgrunt2007-06-11 21:08:43
I bested hadji. by sgrunt2007-06-07 10:40:26
  *eats two-thirds of his own brain* (n/t) by hadji the sgruh2008-03-01 07:52:19
    *eats 14% of the remainder of by firehawk2008-08-18 06:29:29
Short writing sample: The year is 2157 by sgrunt2007-06-06 14:53:40
Ceçi n'est pas un TLP. (n/t) by sgrunt2006-12-29 18:17:49
  Tämä ei ole vastaus. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-01-25 23:19:33
  Das ist kein Komentar. (n/t) by ideur2006-12-30 05:35:40
    *Dies* (nicht das) ist keine Erbsenpickerei. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-01-29 07:16:56
      en dit is gewoon onzin :) (n/t) by inkey2007-02-12 23:19:23
        Yo estoy comiendo sus cerebros. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-07 21:04:16
          Vous encore! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-27 09:50:43
            Je mange vos cerveaux. (n/t) by firehawk2009-01-31 14:47:38
This is a TLP. by sgrunt2006-11-15 15:29:32
  You've been clutter-bombed! by NeedaNewNick2009-03-24 19:36:07
  *perches at the bottom of the TLP and shakes it* by firehawk2009-01-31 14:48:22
  Happy B-day! by Eroen2008-03-29 05:23:55
  *eats sgrunt's brains* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-09 18:56:05
    *eats hactar's brains* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-26 05:32:19
  I think this is yours. by com_net2007-05-07 14:05:37
  Geeky clutter! by aLPHa_LeaK2007-03-07 09:05:13
  I bring you... by jermschmitt2007-03-04 14:05:01
  Just a personal thanks... by SlyW2007-01-04 18:35:21
  And the Lord said, "Let there be Clutter!" by raptillicus2006-11-19 12:03:16
  Kitty Klutter Box by hieraco2006-11-19 00:13:14
  Oh, you shouldn't say things like that... by KingOfFools2006-11-18 21:55:45
    It makes me do things... by KingOfFools2006-11-18 21:57:19
      *applauds* (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-18 21:59:03
        *bows deeply to his audience* by KingOfFools2006-11-18 22:22:27
      Like... by KingOfFools2006-11-18 21:58:47
        This! by KingOfFools2006-11-18 22:00:15
  Clutter IED, coming right up! by decius2006-11-18 20:35:52
    TAKE COVER! (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-18 20:50:20
  Someone say clutter? by Calissa2006-11-18 18:52:03
  Hi and welcome! (n/t) by esbita2006-11-18 18:33:51
  This is clutter by fitzso2006-11-16 20:09:13
    I feel honoured. (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-17 08:11:45
      My pleasure. (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-18 18:52:01
  CLUTTER! by ideur2006-11-16 05:33:07
    :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-16 06:15:18
      You just lost the game. (n/t) by Myke2017-05-22 21:43:10
        Sorry - the game is up. (n/t) by sgrunt2017-05-23 06:09:17

 

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