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[raptillicus] Diary of raptillicus Updated/Posted: 2007-08-24 14:52:37
Hello!
I was born on August 9th in Los Angeles California, USA.
I'm the single laziest person alive. That means I don't update anything very often and it took me 2 years to finally make a TLP in my diary. Forget read the responses.
My current long term plans are world conquest and emigration to a lunar body. And I want to teach History.
I am currently recruiting evil minions and looking to market my own line of vintage floppy disk ornaments.
For an application to be an evil minion (with benefits!) e-mail me at this nick at yahoo.

You can get me on messenger at this nick at yahoo, msn, or aim.

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Who do you talk to when you have noone to talk to? by raptillicus2008-01-07 22:10:46
  Hmmm. by urbanmyth2008-11-18 01:01:32
  sounds familiar. :-) {{{raptillicus}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-01-08 08:39:54
  {{{raptillicus}}} by lex_icon2008-01-08 08:33:44
This is for everyone. by raptillicus2007-12-24 15:13:29
I think I'm addicted to smiles. by raptillicus2007-10-23 11:38:40
  aww by aprylmae2008-01-17 09:40:37
  Nah... by lex_icon2007-11-07 02:59:55
    awwww look! You made a difference! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-12-18 16:04:09
      Smiles are contagious, pass it on :-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-01-11 12:05:54
My sister has cancer. by raptillicus2007-09-05 12:22:08
  Chemo Day v 7.0 by raptillicus2007-12-17 20:38:32
  Chemo Day v 6.0 by raptillicus2007-11-26 13:41:19
    Chemo Day v 6.1 by raptillicus2007-11-27 11:25:13
      Chemo Day v 6.2 by raptillicus2007-11-29 11:13:04
        Chemo Day v 6.3 by raptillicus2007-12-03 12:24:18
      The port is a good thing by smut2007-11-27 11:51:23
  Chemo day v. 5 by raptillicus2007-11-12 16:45:20
  Chemo Day v. 4.0 by raptillicus2007-10-29 14:13:44
  Chemo day v3.0 by raptillicus2007-10-15 22:27:53
    Chemo day v3.1 by raptillicus2007-10-15 22:29:04
  i hope... by EffEmmVier2007-09-26 01:56:50
  .. it's monday .. by EffEmmVier2007-09-16 15:32:45
  My sister got back from her bone marrow biopsy by raptillicus2007-09-10 22:18:51
  {{{raptillicus and sister and family}}} by morenna2007-09-06 05:34:20
The official "Don't Touch My Food" Thread. by raptillicus2007-07-23 06:57:05
  My lunch was ruined. I am angry. by raptillicus2007-08-13 13:33:21
    Should just turn around by fitzso2007-09-09 23:57:49
  *beams muffins away* by chrisP2007-07-23 07:18:55
    Photon torpedos locked sir! by raptillicus2007-07-23 07:23:21
      *replicates new muffins* by chrisP2007-07-23 08:28:35
        Chocolate. With chips in! by raptillicus2007-07-23 08:57:12
Come sit on the floor with me by raptillicus2007-06-30 23:40:47
  Sweeps up all the ashes. What a mess. by Havoc2008-01-17 10:54:01
  Is there room for me still? by aprylmae2008-01-17 09:43:07
    Sure, plenty of ash to go around... (n/t) by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:31:36
  *pulls up a spot of ash and sits down* (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-07-01 13:09:29
I sent this e-mail yesterday. by raptillicus2007-06-29 10:51:30
  I am such an idiot. by raptillicus2008-01-09 18:35:38
    Nothing by aprylmae2008-01-17 09:55:43
  I know what that's like. by RetiQlum22007-11-07 06:18:42
  I've started having nightmares... by raptillicus2007-06-30 23:47:00
    Another nightmare... by raptillicus2007-07-04 08:45:42
      No nightmares in the last couple days! by raptillicus2007-07-12 05:34:16
        Nope, scratch that... nightmares are back. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-14 19:50:30
          Very back.... :'( (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-15 06:31:20
            {{{{raptillicus}}}} by vidi2007-07-15 09:20:03
        {{{rap}}} by roger G. rapid2007-07-13 06:45:41
    {{{{raptillicus}}}} by Garrinka2007-07-01 10:14:26
Official "my mommy thinks Im special" thread by raptillicus2007-06-11 23:11:42
  You'll never find me here by vidi2007-07-13 10:00:48
    Dude.... I'm so gonna take it out of your flesh... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-14 19:48:32
Thoughts on killing. by raptillicus2007-05-13 19:27:48
  life and death by com_net ver.22007-06-05 11:41:50
  Life is precious by fitzso2007-06-05 02:58:16
  I don't think someone can forfeit by MatthewDBA2007-05-31 11:24:39
I didn't really need that job anyway. by raptillicus2007-03-02 14:06:38
Ode to Stupidity by raptillicus2007-02-26 21:20:37
I really hope there is an afterlife. by raptillicus2006-12-12 09:46:36
  I like it. Who knows, right? (n/t) by JG12007-01-06 06:53:30
  It makes perfect sense by fitzso2006-12-12 14:00:59
I bit my own arm today. It tasted like chocolate. by raptillicus2006-11-30 16:13:29
Desecrated! by raptillicus2006-10-31 12:30:20
  Excellent poem! by Calissa2006-11-03 20:59:30
    A couple actually. by raptillicus2006-11-04 18:50:40
      What's this 11 business? by Calissa2006-11-04 19:31:18
        Well, the first ten are taken, see... by raptillicus2006-11-04 19:35:20
          I know the first 10 are taken by Calissa2006-11-04 21:03:23
            Um yeah by raptillicus2006-11-04 21:36:42
Thoughts on suicide by raptillicus2005-09-27 14:29:58
  Sadly by fitzso2006-12-14 14:47:25
  At one point by admeralthrawn2006-10-09 09:22:24
    Cowardice. by raptillicus2006-10-11 11:47:28
      Not bravery by admeralthrawn2006-10-12 06:05:33
        I never said anything about bravery. by raptillicus2006-10-12 21:25:46
          cowardice implies fear by admeralthrawn2006-10-13 00:17:11
            Cowardice does not imply fear. by raptillicus2006-10-13 00:42:42
              'Cowardice' has a pretty specific meaning. by Nath32006-11-15 19:47:17
                Ok, so define courage than. (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-15 22:20:28
  As selfish to cowardly. (n/t) by jayfarm2006-09-10 18:43:25
    erm, Add not As (n/t) by jayfarm2006-09-10 18:43:40
  I whole-heartely agree. by RetiQlum22006-09-02 23:27:20
    The only reason by jiteo2006-09-10 20:34:35
      I don't know how you felt because by raptillicus2006-09-12 09:01:21
        Suicide to stop the pain is one thing. by jiteo2006-09-12 09:39:22
          Suicide to stop the pain is specious reasoning. by raptillicus2006-09-12 19:39:12
            How is that cowardly? by jiteo2006-09-12 20:20:41
              Um no. by raptillicus2006-09-13 23:48:29
                "Then you don't deserve your spot on the planet." by jiteo2006-09-14 05:45:32
My diary is lonely by raptillicus2005-04-26 08:39:03
  *keeps it company* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 11:08:41
  Wow! Doesn't look too lonely by notdeadyet2005-04-26 19:01:31
  *waves* by Reddy2005-04-26 08:49:59
    Thanks (n/t) by raptillicus2005-04-26 16:15:25
  *dumps some phillopino peppers in diary* by imrambi2005-04-26 08:47:10
  *stomps through in Battlemech* by Scragman2005-04-26 08:44:36
    umm battlemech? (n/t) by raptillicus2005-04-26 16:18:23
    Ow! by hadji2005-04-26 16:10:43
      Don't cry! by roger G. rapid2006-11-06 00:54:42
A librarian, a geneologist, and an historian by raptillicus2005-02-04 00:58:44
  It's an old one. by thecatman2005-04-26 15:31:42
I hate funerals. by raptillicus2005-01-20 04:40:50
  That exact same thing happened to me by quilting_kitty2005-04-26 08:52:40
  97. She was 97. by raptillicus2005-01-23 11:53:23
  {{{raptillicus}}} by Esteis2005-01-20 05:30:39
I went to Israel. by raptillicus2005-01-17 20:53:35
  Ok, I'll never feel like writting. by raptillicus2005-09-27 14:29:11
    Funny. by roger G. rapid2006-11-06 01:08:42
Why avoid today by raptillicus2004-12-13 13:00:35
  arg!! by narniacat2004-12-16 21:04:39
    : ( by narniacat2004-12-16 23:30:15
Thread for the threading of threads. by raptillicus2004-12-02 11:05:59
  *picks up missing button* by dire_lobo2004-12-13 09:57:02
    Ouch by raptillicus2004-12-13 12:50:40
MOOOOOO! (n/t) by raptillicus2004-11-23 09:22:38
  what happened in class last tuesday?? by narniacat2004-11-29 17:19:22
    Nothing and no. by raptillicus2004-11-30 09:51:58
      ring by narniacat2004-12-05 21:22:05
        I'm trying not to even look at mine. by raptillicus2004-12-06 08:18:25
          class!! by narniacat2004-12-07 19:51:31
            I don't know by raptillicus2004-12-08 07:49:14
              mmm by narniacat2004-12-08 17:42:04
My life is a lie! by raptillicus2004-10-14 10:41:18
Official "people are scum" thread. by raptillicus2004-06-22 17:49:31
  Update: People are still Scum. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-10-24 09:48:53
  They aren't worth their existance. by fitzso2007-02-13 23:53:36
    Cars don't drive stupid, people do. by raptillicus2007-02-14 18:16:02
  I don't think god wears boots. by McGowan2004-10-13 15:46:06
    Oddly enough by raptillicus2004-10-14 11:45:41
      silly by narniacat2004-11-29 17:22:08
        thats what you think (n/t) by raptillicus2004-12-02 16:12:01
  {{{Raptillicus}}} by Rattler2004-06-25 07:41:14
    Yes there is a story. by raptillicus2004-06-28 17:10:58
      The story. by narniacat2004-10-02 06:01:35
      Lets hear it... (n/t) by Rattler2004-06-29 09:14:39
        there is always by Narniacat2004-09-28 19:32:22
          Nah by raptillicus2004-10-04 16:39:18
            Whats raptillicus mean? by narniacat2004-10-05 04:22:04
              Its a nickname by raptillicus2004-10-06 08:32:10
                I always pick narniacat by Narniacat2004-10-08 09:02:22
                  Why yes it would. by raptillicus2004-10-11 12:49:41
                    its probably because by Narniacat2004-10-11 14:43:56
                      Ebeh? (n/t) by raptillicus2004-10-11 15:22:21
                        well by Narniacat2004-10-11 15:27:57
Global domination thread (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-05 10:25:06
  Reasons why I should be granted Global Dominion: by raptillicus2004-05-24 11:04:27
    Contd. by raptillicus2004-11-15 11:39:37
      Contd. by raptillicus2006-10-29 15:56:10
        Contd. by raptillicus2006-10-29 23:04:47
          Contd. by raptillicus2006-12-12 15:40:00
            Contd. by raptillicus2006-12-12 15:40:50
              Contd... by raptillicus2007-01-30 10:56:58
                Contd by raptillicus2007-02-12 23:13:26
                  Contd. by raptillicus2007-02-22 01:23:12
                    Contd. by raptillicus2007-03-29 14:39:55
                      I'm voting on this issue alone. Where's the booth? (n/t) by Ex0h2008-01-11 12:40:37
                      Contd. by raptillicus2007-06-03 18:56:10
                        Contd. by raptillicus2008-01-11 11:51:17
                          And Fax by Snate2008-01-11 12:01:18
                            Yes and Fax. by raptillicus2008-01-11 12:22:55
                      suggestion by other2007-04-05 06:20:26
                        4 day work week? by raptillicus2007-05-19 22:20:50
                    I meant GNI not GDP (n/t) by raptillicus2007-03-12 03:12:56
                      I hope mis-typing is not a capital offense!:) (n/t by NDwight2008-01-11 12:38:39
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-25 20:57:14
Random post post (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-28 11:01:31
  CELLPHONE! :-D by lucidpsyche2004-11-20 21:12:24
    Not mine! by raptillicus2004-11-22 08:01:18
      Yeah, whatever. :-P by lucidpsyche2004-11-22 17:08:02
        Uh huh. by raptillicus2004-11-23 09:21:08
  another random post... (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-05 13:34:11
  Random random post post post (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-05 10:00:10
In the beggining by raptillicus2004-03-24 10:32:31
  And now there is... by chaotic2004-05-05 13:21:10
  Clutter! Clutter! Get your clutter here! by shorty822004-04-01 20:03:54
    Please don't do that. (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-08 11:36:30
      But it is pretty cool. (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-08 11:36:41
  And along came Spud... by Spud312004-03-24 12:15:25
    Ooooooh, a comment! (n/t) by Raptillicus2004-03-25 11:27:12
      I gotta million of 'em ;-) (n/t) by Spud312004-04-02 20:21:52

 

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