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[esbita] Diary of Member esbita Updated/Posted: 2011-07-03 04:13:34
Pronunciation: "Elzh-BEE-ta." 'Bita came to be a childhood nickname. Among many others. The other names are classified information. ;)

Wielder of the +5 Chicago Tribune of Thwappage. By now the weapon should be changed to the current metro area, but their paper just doesn't have the same heft to it. Unless I grabbed 3 Sundays' worth.

Married to jmaxsohmer

You can reach me via my nickname at Gmail.



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Wedding thread. by esbita2008-12-09 13:39:53
  not sure if I mentioned it to you before or not by aprylmae2009-06-04 08:57:22
  Registries started. by esbita2009-03-23 05:21:08
    Just as well, given the greyhounds, doncha think? (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-05 15:53:10
  Wedding date: August 8, 2009. by esbita2009-02-09 13:52:07
  The domain for the website: by jmaxsohmer2008-12-19 16:32:35
  *sends vibes and sanity* :) by Garrinka2008-12-13 07:18:35
    Not this Friday but last. by esbita2008-12-14 14:28:23
      Indeed O:) (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-14 14:37:37
A Happy Thread. by esbita2008-04-28 08:01:31
  ; ) (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-07-01 22:17:16
    Definitely got some happy news now, love :) (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-09 13:40:48
  Doesn't compute. by roger G. rapid2008-04-29 09:48:31
  I'm in a newer, much nicer apartment. by jmaxsohmer2008-04-28 09:38:30
Sometimes the best thing I can say... by esbita2007-11-06 09:57:53
*mope* by esbita2007-06-12 12:12:18
  *offers comfort and chocolate* (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-21 06:06:51
    {{{SnArL}}} (n/t) by esbita2007-06-21 20:56:47
Course 4 of 4 for CCNA cert completed. by esbita2007-06-04 17:23:14
Course 3 of 4 toward CCNA cert completed by esbita2007-05-09 05:43:50
  *jealousy* by Havoc2007-05-18 07:55:29
    It's hard finding the motivation... by esbita2007-05-22 12:20:33
Course 2 of 4 toward CCNA cert completed. by esbita2006-12-13 18:54:43
  Where I live by fitzso2006-12-17 21:23:08
    My parents would find any excuse to visit :P (n/t) by esbita2006-12-20 12:33:01
  Congrats! by Hactar the Uhhh2006-12-14 06:20:43
Meh. What do you want. Go away. (n/t) by esbita2006-11-10 19:27:11
  FOOD.... by raptillicus2006-11-11 19:03:06
Getting ready for Dragoncon... by esbita2006-08-28 20:00:35
  I live here in Atlanta, 4 miles from Dragon*Con by inittab2007-05-04 12:08:43
    Setting goal for July. by esbita2007-05-14 12:27:42
  Have fun! by TheRantingGeek2006-08-29 11:36:28
Must hold strong... by esbita2006-07-26 06:18:36
  {{{esbita}}} by TheRantingGeek2006-09-11 11:07:15
    That wasn't the ex in question. by esbita2006-09-14 06:18:59
      Still, I figured you could've used the hug. by TheRantingGeek2006-09-19 20:52:44
  {{{esbita}}} by fitzso2006-07-26 15:07:26
  {{{{esbita}}}} by celticess2006-07-26 11:49:18
  If he did it once, he will do it again. by Peace_man2006-07-26 10:31:05
  Check your email, dear heart. (n/t) by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 10:29:38
  there's a book: "He's just not that into you" by Lady-Luna2006-07-26 10:20:29
  {{{esbita}}} by Pyxidragon2006-07-26 09:56:23
  Bart no like...bad medicine! by tyebald2006-07-26 08:26:16
  Hang in there! by hyzenthlay2006-07-26 08:04:38
  Don't do it. emotions are hard things by Classic_Jon2006-07-26 07:59:31
  Gah! This situation == bad juju!! by Allandaros2006-07-26 07:44:04
  Hang tough. by VivianC2006-07-26 07:42:37
  You are strong, you can do it by ixeian2006-07-26 07:40:58
  So right now, you're listening to your head, by Esteis2006-07-26 07:37:09
    That conversation did clarify things by esbita2006-07-26 08:13:35
      Hey, you've learned. by Esteis2006-07-27 16:14:19
      Sounds to me like you already know by vampire2006-07-26 08:40:33
        I *know,* but my resolve is wavering. (n/t) by esbita2006-07-26 08:50:28
          We're here. by MatthewDBA2006-07-26 08:52:04
  don't go back by stephystar2006-07-26 07:21:59
  Once he knows he can come back anytime by Havoc2006-07-26 07:20:50
  Don't do it. by JimK2006-07-26 07:05:22
  Um. by krikkert2006-07-26 06:58:38
    My head usually rules. To a fault. by esbita2006-07-26 07:12:01
      Hunting season? by VivianC2006-07-26 07:35:47
        Can't afford ND. by esbita2006-07-26 07:59:25
          I didn't say study there! by VivianC2006-07-26 10:35:59
  {{{'bita}}} by bitflipper2006-07-26 06:53:31
    Don't forget to add: by zelda2006-07-26 19:17:23
    BTW by bitflipper2006-07-26 06:56:48
  So, he has tried dating several others with no by Scirocco2006-07-26 06:48:16
  This is the police. Put down the phone... by manxmania2006-07-26 06:40:12
  seriously... by dacat2006-07-26 06:35:54
    That's part of the reason I'm taking classes by esbita2006-07-26 06:38:53
  My dad told me a story once by MatthewDBA2006-07-26 06:28:36
  He broke your heart once when things got tough by DesertRat662006-07-26 06:23:59
    Seconded. by talon07202006-07-26 06:35:04
      Ditto... by JG12006-07-26 06:53:22
        Fourthed? I agree with the others by voxwoman2006-07-26 07:17:47
          I agree.. by CynicalRyan2006-07-26 11:34:05
Course 1 of 4 towards CCNA cert completed. by esbita2006-07-19 07:17:26
  Not a bad start by TheRantingGeek2006-07-19 14:26:10
    A better job in general. by esbita2006-07-20 06:33:30
      Hmm... by TheRantingGeek2006-07-21 12:11:52
        I think either function serve the same. by esbita2006-07-24 05:11:12
          Heh, not bad by TheRantingGeek2006-07-24 14:13:15
Dumped. by esbita2006-04-18 14:52:24
  {{{{esbuta}}}} by celticess2006-07-23 10:22:45
    Ack sorry for the typo in your name (n/t) by celticess2006-07-23 10:24:23
      no worries; easy mistake to make (n/t) by esbita2006-07-26 06:04:58
  {{{esbita}}} by Mr.Taco2006-05-12 14:28:46
  {{{esbita}}} by fitzso2006-05-10 15:23:01
  My dad taught me this phrase... by VivianC2006-05-08 11:18:21
  *hugs* by Esteis2006-04-28 11:51:14
Okay, random stuff here... by esbita2005-01-04 19:04:52
  *posts ramdom thing* (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-04-05 18:54:55
  sorry lady by Batgirl19822006-03-30 12:33:24
    count me in. :) by esbita2006-03-30 16:51:48
  srand();rand(); (n/t) by darthludi2005-11-28 10:39:45
  Magnets.Random.() (n/t) by rockAteer2005-10-27 07:45:21
  Math.random() (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-14 07:56:50
So... what has been your worst job so far? by esbita2004-04-14 17:26:35
  Either selling Kirbys or working at crappy sandwhi by JG12005-11-27 19:39:41
  Shoe salesman in a ladies shoe store! by thread_killer2005-11-01 05:33:29
  My first job i still my worst: by rorajoey2005-10-31 14:58:50
  Clicky to story by toxin2004-12-07 09:34:55
    Ye Gods! by murdurouspsycho2005-02-24 09:11:48
      Yeah, I think we have a winner here! by Atrahasis2005-03-08 23:51:41
  Shoplifter chaser. No, not security guard, by adiplomat2004-11-22 11:31:50
  bottle redemption center... by scragman2004-10-19 07:56:22
  working with children . . . *shudder* by Atrahasis2004-10-07 14:38:51
  Up to now... by esbita2004-09-21 14:12:49
    Where do you work now? by Atrahasis2004-10-26 11:32:13
      Insurance office. by esbita2004-11-05 20:13:29
  Programming is "Business BASIC" by retiqlum22004-09-10 08:25:51
    I ran a town's taxes, on two 8" floppies & IBM5120 by inittab2005-10-11 15:27:58
      Not my "worst" job-but old/crude IBM basic Machine by inittab2005-10-11 15:40:24
  Summer Camp by Atrahasis2004-08-23 18:55:41
  Help Desk by theanomaly2004-05-28 20:52:29
  3rd shift hospital morgue attendant (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-05-26 18:13:07
  Bus boy. (n/t) by hadji2004-05-18 21:20:55
  paper round by dissociated2004-04-14 18:35:19
*Hangs up big bullseye....* by esbita2004-04-14 17:24:06
  psssssst, by inkey2006-03-01 03:45:29
  *picks up eye, dusts it off, puts it back on bull* (n/t) by rorajoey2005-10-31 14:59:43
  *tapdances on bullseye* by Mr.Taco2005-09-07 11:26:50
  *grabs bullseye and... by ppyo2005-06-24 11:18:22
  *leaves a heap of hugs for esbita* (n/t) by Mysmask2004-05-28 00:19:43
  *fires panzerfaust* by Nightwind2004-04-14 19:10:13
  * throws frisbee * (n/t) by Spud312004-04-14 17:40:44
    *kills its flight with empty beer bottle* (n/t) by esbita2004-04-14 17:45:34
      *searches for full beer bottle* (n/t) by boink2005-05-03 13:31:11
      *picks frisbee up* by dissociated2004-04-14 18:27:14
        *intercepts frisbee* by scragman2004-10-19 07:55:33
          *stops frisbee with back of head* by Nath32004-10-19 18:33:21
            *picks up frisbee* by inkey2006-03-01 04:54:25
  *tosses in clutter grenade* by friareriner2004-04-14 17:34:20
  Clutter, Clutter, Get your clutter here! by shorty822004-04-14 17:27:57

 

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