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[TheRaven] Diary of TheRaven Updated/Posted: 2004-06-18 07:28:56
             Wellcome to Hell
(sorry guys coundn't resist)
okey i am a geology geek studying in ITU;
and offical sender of ONQ (for lovers)
i am trying to be programmer  C;
(plus COBOL no comment please :)
)
and i hate C++ and QBasic (and similars)
an link to a best comic ever made

Omnicode v0.1.6 
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----------- Omnicode http://www.gadgeteer.net/omnicode/ ----------- 
#define ONQ "ONQ's Not QOTD" /* My definition */
#define AltONQ "Ozan's Nifty Quotes" /* Mcnutcase' definition */
/* if you have good definition for ONQ then post
 * so that i can add :)
*/

good explanation of ONQ 

feel free to contact me at <mailto:ozaan(AT)yahoo.co.uk> or 
73318453 IUN (not very much using icq this days)
Now i have a AIM, too ScreenName kerhacker

if i help you click here
place call me Ozan not OzanBaba
and my pic can be viewed at here
if it doesn't work send me mail at here ozaan(AT)yahoo.co.uk
and all the world that seen before me passing by
i am proud of what i am
not what i have
i am The Raven aka OzanBABA
OzanBABA's Diary

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how do you hug a raven without fear ? by TheRaven2004-03-29 04:54:46
  Raven diary picture by roger G. rapid2006-10-18 01:49:31
    Picture link changed again, try this page instead. by roger G. rapid2007-04-20 08:15:35
  *Drops nest of fresh Kittens* by Cokish2005-05-25 05:08:09
  Hey! by JerseyGirl2005-02-17 22:10:49
  As I would hug a fearful or fearsome one: by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 10:07:06
  with grass seeds and some twigs :P~ (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-10-07 10:53:51
  Slightly off topic, but... by Feng_Li2004-09-07 00:08:56
  with your eyes closed... by Smiler_as2004-07-21 07:58:59
  *eats Raven* (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-25 13:35:13
  very carefully (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-22 06:48:52
  {{{raven}}} by TKirk2004-06-20 02:53:16
    life is theating me sleepless by TheRaven2004-06-20 11:46:19
  *fearlessly hugs TheRaven* by tzulah2004-06-18 11:45:21
  All work and no play... by polarkitten2004-06-07 01:20:20
    *becomes dull boy* by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:16:46
      ehm... you DID get the joke I hope? by polarkitten2004-06-07 05:12:52
        yeah by TheRaven2004-06-07 11:14:51
  hmmm by genocide782004-06-03 06:57:35
    a shinny body armor? by TheRaven2004-06-06 04:54:31
  hey Raven by TKirk2004-05-21 07:07:21
    not really good by TheRaven2004-05-21 10:51:16
  hey Raven by polarkitten2004-05-05 15:13:38
    i'm having regular final time depresion by TheRaven2004-05-07 01:21:01
      I also prefer to work alone by polarkitten2004-05-12 03:38:07
  Anecdotally... by Atrahasis2004-04-30 08:31:44
  your mail is very broken this time by polarkitten2004-04-24 01:58:36
    damn by TheRaven2004-04-26 02:00:10
      don't worry (n/t) by polarkitten2004-04-26 08:35:53
  why do you always ask questions about doing... by chaotic2004-04-22 05:29:34
    been too ugly to ask real questions by TheRaven2004-04-22 07:25:22
  "kronk kronk kronk", by elrak2004-04-16 17:05:59
    Mmm, pizza. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 10:04:39
    hmmm pizza by TheRaven2004-04-17 01:11:59
  Like this. by gaygeek2004-04-15 22:26:04
  Up here, we have lots of Ravens. by toxin2004-04-13 13:29:24
    we got ravens here, too by TheRaven2004-04-14 23:27:29
      *resists* by polarkitten2004-04-15 01:59:31
  feed him a whole kebab ;) by elrak2004-04-12 03:52:48
    but do you like kebab? by elrak2004-04-12 05:30:07
      i like kebab by TheRaven2004-04-13 01:47:23
        Drink more cafeine it will make you lose weight. by Cokish2004-04-13 07:08:01
    i don't sleep (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-12 04:26:42
  Give it shiny things? by tigermouse2004-04-07 18:06:42
    we are to be feared by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:24:22
      *pet pet pet* by tigermouse2004-04-08 06:33:28
      don't you need a liver to live? by Polarkitten2004-04-08 04:29:06
        yes we do (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-09 02:25:04
  *flys in* How do you throw a frisbee without fear? (n/t) by frisbee2004-04-07 06:08:23
    *trows frisbee* by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:21:23
  I don't know,... by excessive2004-04-06 07:46:54
    i feel good by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:19:28
      Four times, isn't that excessive? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-01 17:18:37
        You rang? (n/t) by excessive2004-06-16 08:26:25
          (He says: Missing the joke to make *the same one*) (n/t) by excessive2004-06-16 08:27:54
      I'm glad... :-) by excessive2004-04-08 02:40:23
    i feel good by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:18:29
    i feel good by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:17:43
    i feel good by TheRaven2004-04-07 23:17:15
  how do you hug a kitten WITH fear? (n/t) by polarkitten2004-04-04 01:48:17
    what? you have a fear ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-06 01:57:44
      girls ;p (n/t) by Polarkitten2004-04-08 04:27:38
        makes a lot sence (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-09 03:18:11
  how do you hug a rattler? by Rattler2004-04-02 21:45:13
    simple by TheRaven2004-04-10 01:01:45
  {{{TheRaven}}} by Reddy2004-04-02 08:00:04
  Just be careful of the pointy bits. by silvermoon822004-03-30 21:00:35
Ozan vs. Sleep by TheRaven2004-01-30 05:49:16
  who is this sleep woman anyway by polarkitten2004-04-24 05:24:20
  Is it raven season yet ? by Cokish2004-03-25 16:04:23
    never raven season by TheRaven2004-03-26 00:45:33
      Then i'll paint you white by Cokish2004-03-26 04:06:29
        white ravens also are under protection by polarkitten2004-03-28 01:05:30
          I didn't shoot him... by Cokish2004-03-29 07:46:13
  *drops a time and space modifier* by Polarkitten2004-03-22 04:33:44
  {{{TheRaven}}} by Reddy2004-03-21 20:14:08
  I've got $5 (US) on sleep (n/t) by kill.joy2004-03-06 04:30:20
    You're on! by Atrahasis2004-03-20 02:10:33
  How fast can a raven fly? by TKirk2004-02-24 01:06:07
    depends on reason (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-24 10:52:55
      Can a raven fly faster scared than sleep can mad? (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:40:59
  give 'er a punch for me too (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-02-20 22:59:23
  I know that feeling :) by chrisP2004-02-19 12:20:29
    do not worry unless by TheRaven2004-02-20 02:27:08
      I don't worry. by chrisP2004-02-20 06:06:54
        you are a geek in work (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-21 04:38:52
          And at work ;) (n/t) by chrisP2004-02-21 09:13:18
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-20 09:28:14
    Have modded this per request by FireballMatt2004-02-20 08:05:31
      thanks :) (n/t) by polarkitten2004-02-21 08:26:05
    i got them all by TheRaven2004-02-20 02:23:46
  Kitten vs. OSes by polarkitten2004-02-02 11:24:58
i like to see by TheRaven2003-11-16 07:26:01
  come on by polarkitten2003-12-31 07:32:36
    no way punk by TheRaven2004-01-02 02:29:00
      try this by polarkitten2004-01-02 05:47:33
  *looking for signs of life* by Christiana2003-11-29 19:07:41
    i don't have a life by TheRaven2003-11-30 02:47:30
      Computer != Life?!? by Christiana2003-12-06 09:14:36
        it is not so by TheRaven2003-12-07 08:11:19
          LOL! Thanks, Raven, I needed that. by Christiana2003-12-07 15:21:40
            computer is part of it by TheRaven2003-12-08 01:50:06
  when you see her in hell by polarkitten2003-11-23 07:26:14
    i will see her suffering (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-25 13:35:17
  you mean the ex editor? (n/t) by Polarkitten2003-11-17 02:12:42
    "killall ex" by Polarkitten2003-11-17 04:45:34
      unix commands rules (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-17 06:31:07
i hack therefore i am (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-11 12:35:41
  Take my CDs would you... by karaken122004-03-16 03:27:50
  Steals RH cds back. ; ) (n/t) by christiana2003-11-21 13:46:17
  Cogito sum. by Silvermoon822003-11-13 15:20:53
    as usual by TheRaven2003-11-14 02:19:47
  Steals seti@ufie back (n/t) by afterburner2003-11-12 13:23:14
  I am therefore I hack. (n/t) by PolarKitten2003-11-12 03:06:34
i hate myself (n/t) by TheRaven2003-10-30 05:19:37
  the raven - E A Poe (?) by polarKitten2003-11-09 05:45:57
    heyy yeah by TheRaven2003-11-09 08:51:19
      no it can't by PolarKitten2003-11-10 06:16:08
    ... continued by polarKitten2003-11-09 05:46:31
  If you're still depressed by polarKitten2003-11-06 08:45:46
    what the hell am I doing by PolarKitten2003-11-07 01:39:00
  *brings a dead mouse* (n/t) by PoLArKitten2003-11-04 00:01:09
    dead mouse ? by TheRaven2003-11-04 05:55:50
      *brings a dead rat* by PoLArKitten2003-11-05 04:57:45
        *digs in* by TheRaven2003-11-05 09:03:03
          It's a present by polarKitten2003-11-05 10:34:25
            *sits on bloody diary* by TheRaven2003-11-08 13:05:05
              *licks blood from diary* by polarKitten2003-11-09 01:45:14
                thanks kedi (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-09 01:47:45
  raven by texteditor2003-11-02 15:41:04
    realism is dead (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-03 03:23:22
      did you mean: reality isn't? by PoLArKitten2003-11-04 04:38:13
      only if you don't want to live in reality by texteditor2003-11-03 14:28:15
        reality is only part of the truth (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-03 23:57:07
          then what's the rest? (n/t) by texteditor2003-11-05 01:28:12
            other side of world (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-05 02:38:11
              ok you lost me. (n/t) by texteditor2003-11-05 02:47:24
                what you mean (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-05 03:51:55
                  what do you mean by the other side of the world? (n/t) by texteditor2003-11-05 10:37:43
  Bad breakup? by oot2003-11-02 07:52:02
  ok by Reddy2003-11-02 06:32:47
  Why? by SaleGamine2003-11-02 02:50:31
  come on by poLarKiTtEn2003-11-01 03:15:14
    i don't think so (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-02 01:58:57
      well, by poLarKittEn2003-11-02 02:33:59
        i love you (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-02 05:17:05
          here's a little joke for you by PoLarKittEn2003-11-03 01:43:57
        Smile, Raven :-)! by saminz2003-11-02 05:11:23
if it's not Red, it's not worth looking by TheRaven2003-09-26 02:24:13
  *leaves note* by polarkitten2003-10-26 03:55:55
    i have escaped (n/t) by TheRaven2003-10-26 04:56:59
      not the second time by polarkitten2003-10-26 05:36:56
  what about a cute snowwhite polar kitten? (n/t) by polarkitten2003-10-23 01:31:45
    hmm by TheRaven2003-10-23 02:05:02
      I'm okay by polarkitten2003-10-23 02:07:40
        oki doki (n/t) by TheRaven2003-10-23 02:22:45
  HEY! by vitaCpp2003-10-19 04:23:40
    for me by TheRaven2003-10-20 01:22:45
      Why not "I hate VBA" by vitacpp2003-10-20 02:08:26
        i doupth that by TheRaven2003-10-20 05:07:33
  Hi Ozan, by Silvermoon822003-10-16 08:48:42
    cold lonely by TheRaven2003-10-17 00:59:37
  Does it have to be all red? by lessa2003-10-13 12:33:57
    not really by TheRaven2003-10-13 23:24:19
  dried?? by genocide782003-10-10 14:55:41
    hmnmm by TheRaven2003-10-13 01:27:11
    hmnmm by TheRaven2003-10-13 01:27:10
      I'm doing it... by genocide782003-10-13 13:37:35
        i can imagine by TheRaven2003-10-13 23:21:18
          no no by genocide782003-10-14 13:15:22
            yet another crazy UFie :) (n/t) by TheRaven2003-10-15 00:01:26
              I'm not crazy... by genocide782003-10-16 13:39:48
                okey by TheRaven2003-10-17 00:57:17
                  Indeed thou art by genocide782003-10-19 13:41:36
                    i was waiting by TheRaven2003-10-24 02:11:41
                      oh you did? by genocide782003-10-28 01:41:47
  red hat! red hat! red hat!!! by vitacpp2003-10-08 05:14:51
  In Soviet Russian by Funky_Monkey2003-10-07 13:05:47
"Sleep is Evil" thread by TheRaven2003-09-09 01:58:00
  where are you? by Reddy2003-09-23 19:25:00
    i was buired alive with paper work by TheRaven2003-09-25 03:38:32
      {{{TheRaven}}} by Reddy2003-09-25 16:13:24
        glad by TheRaven2003-09-26 00:57:21
  Runs in by Ebony2003-09-17 00:50:15
    come again by TheRaven2003-09-17 01:56:50
      ok..... by Ebony2003-10-06 23:27:00
        *looks at the spoon* by TheRaven2003-10-06 23:45:13
  I guess you are sleeping today? by Reddy2003-09-13 14:45:00
    i wasn't with my computer by TheRaven2003-09-15 00:42:58
      you need to sleep by Reddy2003-09-16 16:14:55
        yes i sleep by TheRaven2003-09-17 01:56:02
  The downtime isn't evil, the need for it is (n/t) by raptor_872003-09-12 11:52:56
  It's not its fault! by Jaz2003-09-09 13:14:05
    nevermind? by TheRaven2003-09-10 05:21:52
      I wouldn't know... by Jaz2003-09-11 10:23:46
SlashDot Sucks Thread by TheRaven2003-08-21 08:10:06
  from "the devil's dictionary 2.0": by vitacpp2003-08-28 01:44:51
    I like that one... by AshyRaine2003-08-29 18:28:38
      http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/ (n/t) by vitacpp2003-09-03 11:09:44
  Sucks what...? by excessive2003-08-22 03:57:37
    usualy by TheRaven2003-08-22 05:24:31
      crapdot! (n/t) by vitacpp2003-08-22 05:46:49
        yes !!!(n/t) by TheRaven2003-08-22 06:54:53
          It does have... by excessive2003-09-08 01:07:49
okey who's to pet me ? by TheRaven2003-08-19 12:13:06
  Hey! No Nibbling. by swisscheese2003-12-01 11:44:17
  smack the birdy by vvim2003-11-16 01:16:14
  Hiya Ozan by TKirk2003-09-11 02:40:00
    *lands on TKirk shoulder* by TheRaven2003-09-11 03:06:59
  Hey! by gaygeek2003-09-02 11:00:21
    *hugs* by TheRaven2003-09-02 14:04:08
      Shiny stuff? by gaygeek2003-09-02 15:53:19
        cool by TheRaven2003-09-03 09:46:29
          Computer cases by gaygeek2003-09-04 23:12:40
            nah by TheRaven2003-09-05 03:37:45
              Without a doubt. by gaygeek2003-12-02 21:48:12
  *pets the pretty bird* by AshyRaine2003-08-20 20:31:50
    just hacking by TheRaven2003-08-21 04:42:01
      yes...fun by AshyRaine2003-08-29 18:30:23
        *lands on dead calf* by TheRaven2003-08-30 03:48:41
  *pets* by Reddy2003-08-20 16:30:15
    *lands on Reddy's shoumder* by TheRaven2003-08-21 04:40:19
      *pets* by Reddy2003-08-24 07:41:44
        you know by TheRaven2003-08-24 08:47:01
  Pet a raven?! by C.T.H.U.L.H.U.2003-08-20 09:41:09
    pet a CAT??? by vitacpp2003-08-20 09:50:54
      *trows crap at nearest cat* by TheRaven2003-08-20 11:52:08
        Birds tate good! by Tandy2003-09-20 03:08:33
          why should i ? by TheRaven2003-09-20 04:11:16
        *gets hit by crap* by vitacpp2003-08-21 01:55:32
  processing strings in CLISP is a pain (n/t) by vitacpp2003-08-20 09:02:53
First Post by TheRaven2003-08-18 03:02:03
  comment on COBOL by chaotic2004-05-06 05:43:36
  No you do not suck! (n/t) by skeptic2003-09-03 04:14:29
  *pets* by Reddy2003-08-18 20:25:32
    *snuggles back* by TheRaven2003-08-19 03:37:32
  the sky is up ... by rottweiler2003-08-18 09:26:07
    *looks up* by TheRaven2003-08-18 10:44:30
      Indeed. by Funky_Monkey2003-08-18 15:52:31
        hmmm by TheRaven2003-08-19 03:36:35
  Caw! (n/t) by Nickface2003-08-18 06:33:25
    what? (n/t) by TheRaven2003-08-18 07:31:13
      Cow? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-08-18 15:51:48
        maybe? (n/t) by TheRaven2003-08-20 07:18:34
          May bees? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-08-24 13:35:18
            may bees do what? (n/t) by vitacpp2003-09-06 06:28:16
              Deliver honey and don't sting :-) (n/t) by ideur2003-11-26 02:28:28
                "Don't turn on the red light--Roxanne..." by bassplayer2004-01-29 16:14:09

 

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