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[tigermouse] Diary of Member tigermouse Updated/Posted: 2004-12-03 09:04:07
35-yr old Georgia native currently residing near Boston.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. -Groucho Marx
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Stuff and Nonsense by tigermouse2003-08-17 16:59:51
  Duly pun-ished! by HobsonsChoice2005-03-24 14:06:51
  Am I the only one by thecatman2004-12-06 14:28:06
    Dear Lord, I hope so by tigermouse2005-03-07 06:33:34
  Nonsense. Stuff is not good. Stuff is by dire_lobo2004-11-17 16:53:15
  Thank you. Loved your point today. (n/t) by phezult2004-09-14 15:40:53
  Roar... squeak, squeak? by oldbear2004-08-24 18:21:26
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-25 20:57:14
  what? you use SlackWare? by TheRaven2004-04-08 00:40:58
    That's twice by tigermouse2004-04-08 06:35:05
      *flys back with diary* by TheRaven2004-04-09 02:26:04
  Howdy! by dire_lobo2004-04-07 17:11:31
    Ah, see by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:52:53
    Oh, and I just realized that this is my first visi by dire_lobo2004-04-07 17:17:20
      *kicks bras and undies under sofa* by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:48:23
        Mmmm. a wafer thin mint... by dire_lobo2004-05-06 19:04:17
  Correction by monika_krug2004-04-01 05:59:45
    Thanks by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:53:46
  Stuff... by scragman2004-03-12 12:02:54
    Ah, Scraggy my man by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:55:47
      of course I'm silly... by scragman2004-08-23 10:02:55
  *makes no sence* by TheRaven2004-03-05 10:38:48
    *looks around* by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:56:54
  Quack by justducky2004-02-16 18:10:00
    Now, the way I heard it was: by tigermouse2004-04-07 17:59:29
    snakes... by scragman2004-02-16 21:15:09
  your WOTB php by winsmith2004-01-28 07:03:59
  You ought to update your LJ more ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-21 11:41:48
    hey, I did already! by tigermouse2004-01-21 12:08:37
  Tell me, are you ever at war with yourself? by adiplomat2004-01-19 17:31:50
    Not me, nosiree by tigermouse2004-01-21 10:35:15
  More clutter. by Llyr2004-01-17 23:54:14
    Okay. (n/t) by tigermouse2004-01-21 10:32:22
  New Year, new clutter. by Lady-Luna2004-01-01 13:25:36
    Thank you! by tigermouse2004-01-17 07:58:00
  **random surf-by on Tigermouse's diary** by adiplomat2003-12-30 16:11:04
    I'd vote for him! by scragman2004-03-12 11:58:48
    *stares at Adiplomat* by tigermouse2004-01-17 07:59:41
  Especially on rye, with a little bit of mayo. (n/t by Llyr2003-10-09 09:54:09
    Mmm-mmm, deeee-licious. (n/t) by Llyr2003-11-10 17:46:40
      *poke* by tigermouse2003-11-10 18:06:51
        About two slices of both. (n/t) by Llyr2003-11-13 10:11:24
  Good Mencken quote by tigermouse2003-08-18 12:25:49
World's worst jokes!! by tigermouse2002-12-14 08:39:07
  What do you get if by thecatman2004-12-06 14:26:31
  what do you call a deer... by scragman2004-02-16 21:13:45
  Totally tasteless by tigermouse2003-08-25 14:38:39
    Ahahaha! (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-03 21:10:10
  not quite a joke... by warfreak22003-08-15 15:37:54
  What happens when a frequency falls down? by techi8702003-07-24 09:20:58
    And I thought by roger G. rapid2006-10-17 23:58:30
      s/in/into (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-10-17 23:58:57
    Ouch! by tigermouse2003-08-17 17:07:32
  Warning: sick humor! What do you call a... by adiplomat2003-06-27 15:29:17
    what do you call a by fireballmatt2003-10-06 21:32:38
    On your wall? by Llyr2003-07-03 07:44:23
      more in the same vein: by HobsonsChoice2005-03-24 13:59:15
      What does it say about me by tigermouse2003-08-17 17:09:17
        You're perfectly well-adjusted, no worries. ^^ (n/ (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-09 20:11:59
          Then the question becomes by tigermouse2003-09-12 10:22:01
            Good question by Llyr2003-09-28 19:31:39
  How can you tell an X-chromosome form a Y? by tigermouse2003-06-17 15:43:51
    from, that is. Nuts. (n/t) by tigermouse2003-06-17 15:44:18
  So. by Llyr2003-06-01 17:20:48
    He's replaced by his brother by Stuka2006-10-18 06:27:33
    Ouch by tigermouse2003-06-02 09:44:18
      Owie... somebody stop the pain! by roger G. rapid2006-10-17 23:39:19
      SaleGamine posted a longer version a while ago. (n/t) by Llyr2003-06-04 07:56:08
  What's yellow, sits in a tree, and is dangerous? by Llyr2003-06-01 17:17:04
  Did you ever hear of the blind skunk by ahbtbone2003-05-30 20:05:05
  What's the best bar pick-up line for dung beetles? by tigermouse2003-05-19 18:59:31
    Eww! That's great! :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-05-20 08:37:15
  Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? by Route2003-01-03 22:58:35
  Another by theymustbidiots2002-12-15 17:44:16
  What's Brown and sounds like a bell? by theymustbidiots2002-12-15 17:42:55
    Damnit, you stole my joke. (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:37:06
  What's brown and sticky? by wheresthefish2002-12-15 14:05:59
    That was a pancake joke... by tigermouse2002-12-15 14:44:47
  What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? by tigermouse2002-12-14 08:45:25
  What do you call a dog with no legs? by tigermouse2002-12-14 08:42:39
    What do you call a bull with no legs? by BuggedEyes2003-05-20 09:19:54
Word Play by tigermouse2002-10-18 10:04:32
  Boats by theymustbidiots2002-11-06 17:16:10
    Oooh, love it! by tigermouse2002-11-07 11:48:06
      Here's a link to the limericks in JPaganel's by theymustbidiots2003-01-01 14:54:41
  Metonymy by tigermouse2002-11-06 13:26:37
    What, precisely, is metonymy? by Llyr2002-12-07 08:00:09
      Well by tigermouse2002-12-09 18:08:39
  AI bane. by LurkerMo2002-10-18 14:49:54
    How does a banana fly? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-20 12:43:53
    I've heard that, and think it's pretty good by tigermouse2002-11-06 13:21:03
    I was unaware by theymustbidiots2002-10-20 18:38:50
Bah, humbug by tigermouse2002-09-26 10:52:06
  Well, "next year" by tigermouse2003-10-18 19:44:22
  Why did you leave the great state of Georgia by crash_2002-10-18 09:18:10
    Snow by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:30:28
  More grumpiness by tigermouse2002-10-10 16:31:35
  The curse of the Bambino by theymustbidiots2002-10-03 16:20:18
    Middle relief by tigermouse2002-10-03 17:15:51
      BOOO YA! by theymustbidiots2002-10-07 17:55:01
        yeah by tigermouse2002-10-10 16:36:40
          I'm in the Washington Baltimore Area by theymustbidiots2002-10-16 18:09:56
  How about... by special_ed2002-10-02 17:08:34
    *lays a beating on special_ed* by tigermouse2002-10-03 09:48:34
  So? Root for the Braves! At least your OLD by adiplomat2002-09-27 05:23:49
    Yeah by tigermouse2002-09-27 13:58:58
      do you? by theymustbidiots2002-10-07 17:58:10
        Nobody parks in Harvard Yard, silly by tigermouse2002-10-10 16:37:51
          was the by theymustbidiots2002-10-16 18:10:40
  *shrugs* They should of never got rid of The Babe by DaNutBall2002-09-26 11:49:51
    grrrrrrr by tigermouse2002-09-26 18:32:31
      Look at it this way by DaNutBall2002-09-27 06:33:43
        you're right by tigermouse2002-09-27 14:02:45
      mmmmmm jelly beans :-9 by DaNutBall2002-09-27 06:32:15
Despised words by tigermouse2002-06-25 16:34:16
  INCOMING! by DaNutBall2002-09-26 11:50:36
    ahem by tigermouse2002-09-26 18:34:36
  Homework by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 13:34:05
    only if by tigermouse2002-09-25 18:46:24
      Thats pretty much constant by theymustbidiots2002-10-03 16:20:53
  Cremains by tigermouse2002-08-13 09:38:36
    I thought it referred to by slacktime2002-08-13 14:48:32
      Ewwwww! by tigermouse2002-08-14 11:40:01
        Sorry ---*looks apologetic* by slacktime2002-08-15 14:16:55
          btw: I didn't know tigermice could breed by slacktime2002-08-15 14:18:37
            *nods sagely* by tigermouse2002-08-15 15:09:52
              But I can't keep 'em outa my creme donuts! (n/t) by slacktime2002-08-15 15:17:47
                You can take the widgeon out of the creme donuts, by Llyr2002-08-16 20:17:07
                  Now that's a picture I didn't need by tigermouse2002-08-19 12:12:05
                    eeewww (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-03 17:23:38
  'moist' by cyrek2002-08-09 05:40:53
    Ummm... by tigermouse2002-08-09 14:13:39
      my stepbrother once said by Nawft2002-08-09 17:00:53
        Different, yes by tigermouse2002-08-09 18:04:57
  "Impacted." by mortaine2002-08-08 15:51:29
    Except by tigermouse2002-08-08 16:33:52
  "overcast" or "foggy" (n/t) by Zandermann2002-08-06 16:59:36
    Sometimes, ideed by tigermouse2002-08-06 17:10:21
      In hot Perseiut of meteors? by adiplomat2002-08-07 18:59:52
        Thanks by tigermouse2002-08-08 09:12:19
  Diary Hide and Seek #35 by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 09:22:57
    Oi! What's all this, then? by tigermouse2002-08-05 11:48:05
    Gotcha! (n/t) by Maluga2002-08-05 11:17:32
      Clue for #36 by Maluga2002-08-05 11:22:03
  Look at it this way, by flamebait2002-07-30 07:02:21
    Brute! by tigermouse2002-07-30 16:32:47
      Ooh, I have some of those in my backyard! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 18:03:28
        Brutes? I'm so sorry... (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-06 18:33:05
          No, no, silly... by Llyr2002-08-16 20:18:02
  'Overtime' by fore_deck2002-07-10 08:55:09
    lmao amen to that (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-14 22:06:19
    he he he... by Zandermann2002-07-11 16:40:04
    eww by tigermouse2002-07-10 10:01:37
      Sadly... by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:59:27
  My mom hates the term 24/7, don't ask me why :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-08 12:40:32
    Overuse, probably by tigermouse2002-07-08 18:25:23
      Incent! Muahahahaha. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-11 19:57:28
        *shudder* (n/t) by tigermouse2002-07-12 06:56:58
Favorite words by tigermouse2002-04-26 06:31:50
  Foolscap by tigermouse2003-06-25 08:28:39
  Limerick! by Llyr2002-10-18 07:46:09
    I thankee! by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:19:05
      Nice one! by Llyr2002-10-18 09:24:38
        Oopsie! by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:39:24
          Hehehehe, nice one. :) by Llyr2002-10-18 15:24:49
  Frobnicate! (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-29 17:37:23
  Link by Llyr2002-08-29 17:41:04
  Equipoise by tigermouse2002-08-13 09:43:41
    Snicklefritz! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-12 16:51:43
  Melancholy by tigermouse2002-08-08 10:15:41
  Floccinaucinihilipilification! by bugarup2002-07-31 13:56:05
    Gesundheit! by tigermouse2002-07-31 16:56:38
      So one might say ... by bugarup2002-08-06 17:16:38
        You might... by tigermouse2002-08-06 18:47:32
          Heheheh. by bugarup2002-08-09 15:25:55
            Sadly by tigermouse2002-08-10 10:32:53
  Plethora! by Llyr2002-07-29 11:00:47
    Bulbous Bouffant! by bugarup2002-07-31 13:52:59
      Ah, but bouffants are by nature bulbous by tigermouse2002-07-31 16:51:44
        Blasé, you mean? :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-02 21:16:41
          that's what I said by tigermouse2002-08-03 15:22:28
            Heck, I'm an American too... by Llyr2002-08-06 18:00:39
    Cheese? by tigermouse2002-07-29 13:42:02
      hehehe. by Llyr2002-07-29 20:57:39
        And also escarpment... by tigermouse2002-07-30 16:26:56
          Antidisestablishmentarianism! by Llyr2002-08-02 21:16:18
            tee hee hee! by tigermouse2002-08-03 15:38:35
              :+) by adiplomat2002-08-06 17:06:43
                The acolytes by Llyr2002-08-06 18:02:40
                  But he's already a rutabaga! :+( (n/t) by adiplomat2002-08-06 21:12:28
                    Ha! I knew you'd turnip! by tigermouse2002-08-07 13:50:48
                      Aack! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-14 15:06:36
                      Ack! Thhhtttpppt!</Bill the Cat> (n/t) by adiplomat2002-08-08 06:52:20
                        Aw, you and Lly are just jealous by tigermouse2002-08-15 16:59:57
                          oops, that's supposed to say Llyr (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-15 17:00:49
                            Hehehe... by Llyr2002-08-16 20:15:49
        Sextuplets by flamebait2002-07-30 06:56:58
          ooh, grimoire by tigermouse2002-07-30 16:15:23
  Queue by special_ed2002-07-29 08:10:57
    and also by tigermouse2002-07-29 13:30:00
  "good viewing" (n/t) by Zandermann2002-07-07 10:06:50
    Ah, a beautiful phrase! by tigermouse2002-07-08 18:17:22
      oh yeah... by Zandermann2002-07-11 16:38:08
        hmmm by tigermouse2002-07-12 07:02:31
  Wastrel by tigermouse2002-06-25 16:12:02
  Juxtaposition (n/t) by paradigmxp2002-06-14 13:37:02
    So, if we we juxtapose our diaries... by tigermouse2002-06-14 14:57:24
      Taken care of... by paradigmxp2002-06-18 09:17:08
      oopsie, "we were to" *ahem* (n/t) by tigermouse2002-06-14 15:21:04
  Carbuncle by Y2KDragon2002-06-13 09:34:01
    That's a good one by tigermouse2002-06-13 12:16:10
  Chrysoprase by tigermouse2002-06-04 19:03:49
  Grimblepritz (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-05-24 10:27:57
    Okay, I saw in your diary by tigermouse2002-06-04 07:10:44
  Runcible by tigermouse2002-05-13 18:09:09
  lol, words do can be fun :) by VVim2002-05-12 15:35:29
    looks like fun by tigermouse2002-05-12 17:05:22
  defenestration by Zandermann2002-05-08 19:58:41
    do you toss it by tigermouse2002-05-09 13:00:43
      I have been known... by Zandermann2002-05-09 17:55:00
  reheapification by tigermouse2002-05-07 07:42:39
  hemidemisemiquaver by tigermouse2002-04-27 20:04:41
Welcome Mat by tigermouse2002-03-29 04:59:11
  Greetings from UGA by vinco2002-12-14 11:57:45
    Good luck on your finals by tigermouse2002-12-15 14:42:52
  The Tyger by Llyr2002-08-29 17:40:05
    *purr* by tigermouse2002-08-30 11:13:43
      Nice illustration. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-03 17:24:03
  Thanks for the welcome, tho I'm not Mat either by slacktime2002-08-09 09:16:42
    Oh, I know! by tigermouse2002-08-09 14:11:39
      You are way too kind by slacktime2002-08-09 14:42:49
        Well, it depends by tigermouse2002-08-10 10:13:38
          Aha, A shapechanger, mood triggered by slacktime2002-08-10 19:48:19
            I don't think you will by tigermouse2002-08-11 16:33:20
        BTW You were responsible... by slacktime2002-08-09 15:12:46
  "Does it squeakses or roars, my precious... by adiplomat2002-08-06 16:53:12
    Roarrrr... by tigermouse2002-08-06 17:08:26
  Hello by Nawft2002-07-27 20:33:18
    I bet they could do it, though by tigermouse2002-07-29 13:34:59
      thanks by Nawft2002-07-29 20:56:17
        If you do buy from them by tigermouse2002-07-30 16:40:50
          it doesn't spell murder by Nawft2002-07-30 22:04:47
            Layven? by tigermouse2002-07-31 07:49:25
              yeah, you know, layvem by Nawft2002-07-31 12:21:06
                probably by tigermouse2002-07-31 17:09:39
                  you think a lady smart enough by Nawft2002-07-31 19:27:28
                    You make some good points by tigermouse2002-08-01 08:12:02
                      but of course, as do you by Nawft2002-08-01 11:13:29
                        Would you have heard, though? by tigermouse2002-08-01 16:48:34
                          Good point, but I could have by Nawft2002-08-02 14:54:40
                            Wow by tigermouse2002-08-02 16:00:26
                              wow? why wow? by Nawft2002-08-07 16:59:23
                                Wow for the dilemma involved by tigermouse2002-08-07 18:05:57
                                ah, I have been enlightened by Nawft2002-08-09 13:12:42
                                Sounds fun! by tigermouse2002-08-09 14:08:09
                                It was, quite a blast. by Nawft2002-08-09 17:11:04
                                Actually, I would advise by tigermouse2002-08-10 10:23:05
  UF recipe book by Lady-Luna2002-07-07 15:45:42
  Wipes feet on Mat by Y2KDragon2002-06-13 04:22:06
    Poor Mat! by tigermouse2002-06-13 12:11:23
  My name isn't Mat, but thank you :) by Lady-Luna2002-06-08 18:36:49
    My sleuthing skills are sadly lacking by tigermouse2002-06-09 12:31:21
      Aha! by tigermouse2002-06-09 12:34:53
  Meet by nimdokk2002-05-22 05:32:37
    Yep by tigermouse2002-05-22 11:29:30
  Just in case you missed it because it took me so by pecosdave2002-05-15 21:23:55
    I saw it, thanks by tigermouse2002-05-16 08:49:10
  I am the terror that flaps in the night... by Buffy_Fett2002-05-10 09:43:56
    noooooo by tigermouse2002-05-10 14:33:23
  Haha, duckies by dogman02002-04-19 15:12:02
    AAAAAAAAH! by tigermouse2002-04-23 14:49:46
  Hello there by SaleGamine2002-04-16 08:04:52
    Hi by tigermouse2002-04-16 16:09:30
  *lands by Migiizis2002-04-11 13:12:15
    *builds nest* by tigermouse2002-04-11 13:30:10
      A Tigermouse against an Eagle by Migiizis2002-04-12 05:02:47
        I would never by tigermouse2002-04-12 06:47:08
          I'm more of a whitefish kinda bird by Migiizis2002-04-12 07:23:23
            I'll put that on by tigermouse2002-04-12 08:09:20
              Migiizis is by Migiizis2002-04-12 10:04:42
                ooh, nice, thanks by tigermouse2002-04-12 11:11:51
                  Considering the average wingspan by Migiizis2002-04-12 12:22:53
                    OK, new, improved, enlarged by tigermouse2002-04-16 07:35:34
                      Raven's are that way too by Migiizis2002-04-17 10:42:44
                        We don't have ravens around here by tigermouse2002-04-23 14:54:14
                          I have found out the hard way that verbally by pecosdave2002-05-17 12:39:07
                            Not a huge jewelry fan, so I can't answer by tigermouse2002-05-20 12:38:04
  well my my... by fireballmatt2002-04-11 11:57:58
    Welcome Matt by tigermouse2002-04-11 12:28:25
      *finds a chair* by fireballmatt2002-04-11 13:07:43
        Glad you like it by tigermouse2002-04-11 13:16:05
  hi by pantherace2002-04-07 11:56:14
    howdy, yourself! by tigermouse2002-04-07 17:02:32
  *scuff-scuff* *scuff-scuff* by wheresthefish2002-04-02 13:38:13
    Ye Gods by tigermouse2002-04-02 13:47:02
      strange by tigermouse2002-04-04 15:09:37
      P.S. got you back (n/t) by tigermouse2002-04-02 14:06:57
  Thanks for the duckie drawing by Paphos2002-03-30 12:52:35
    You called? by mirage2002-03-30 14:06:06
      this is for your own good... by tigermouse2002-04-01 19:14:03
        But, by mirage2002-04-01 20:10:19
          well... by tigermouse2002-04-02 06:40:40
            Eeeks, by mirage2002-04-02 08:52:52
              how do you usually have your bleak? by tigermouse2002-04-02 13:02:23
                The by mirage2002-04-02 16:09:29
                  hmmm, that sounds fishy...n/t by tigermouse2002-04-02 16:33:22
            Good grief! by Paphos2002-04-02 07:16:52
              and 5 juniper barriers by tigermouse2002-04-02 07:44:01
    You're welcome by tigermouse2002-03-30 13:44:12
      Ducks as by Paphos2002-03-31 13:08:12
        all that rubber by tigermouse2002-04-01 19:07:01
          yes, i've wondered why they wanna eat rubber (n/t) by DreamerOfLight2002-04-02 10:55:01
            doesn't seem natural, so to speak by tigermouse2002-04-02 12:55:36
              Maybe it's like squeeky gum. ;-P (n/t) by flamebait2002-04-04 13:35:48
                "Rubber... by tigermouse2002-04-04 15:17:34
                  Bottom post!!! HAHAHA!! (n/t) by Llyr2003-06-01 17:21:22
                    Hey! by tigermouse2003-06-02 09:43:20
                      Tee hee. (n/t) by Llyr2003-06-04 07:56:30
                        Ba-Da-Bang! (*Tea Time*) by AdMan2003-06-07 14:28:47
                          Ba-Da-BOING! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-08 05:07:25
                            What's an agitprop? (n/t) by Llyr2003-06-13 13:54:01
                              Why on earth ask that here? by tigermouse2003-06-14 08:56:31
                                And now I know. by KingOfFools2003-06-23 08:43:48
                                You lose! AHahaha! ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-19 07:13:48
                                So Llyr by tigermouse2003-09-20 13:35:54
                                It's a smiley face. by Llyr2003-09-20 21:29:40
                                but it's only eyebrows by tigermouse2003-09-21 18:33:26
                                *lol* by Llyr2003-09-28 19:32:43
                                Um, yes? by tigermouse2003-09-29 13:00:07
                                AAH!!! by Llyr2003-10-06 13:36:49
                                Ah! No face! Or Eyebrows! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-10-30 17:21:41
                                Ye gods! No body! (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-25 09:12:22
                                hehe. (n/t) by Llyr2003-12-14 20:07:17
                                Hmm by tigermouse2003-12-16 15:40:14
                                Was here, left my mark by mayertom2004-01-04 10:54:19
                                *throws large rocks at the castle* (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-12 18:49:08
                                Oh no! I think you killed him! by tigermouse2004-01-17 07:57:15
                                Heh, very possibly. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-18 16:35:01
                                BOTTOM POST by ideur2004-05-28 12:01:01
                                *tweety* (n/t) by Myke2004-08-02 16:30:58

 

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