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[wheresthefish] Diary of Evil Genius In Training wheresthefish Updated/Posted: 2007-04-08 14:20:28

If you don't see the fnord it can't eat you, don't see the fnord,
don't see the fnord, don't see the fnord...

29 year old English geek. I'm lucky enough to be employed as a flight simulation engineer so I get to combine my two main interests, computing and aircraft. I get paid to travel and play around with $10m video games.

Location on Planet Earth*: N50°51' W000°19'


Apparently I'm a joint winner of the Dating Game II booby prize. I'm wondering what the prize is though...

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Feel free to mail me at: wheresthefish@ufie.spambotfilter.org
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I have a website, it's undergoing a major refurbishment though. Some days it'll work, others it won't. Expect the completed article sometime after the next ice age


* Location may be subject to change without prior notification.

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Over a year since anyone posted anything in here. by wheresthefish2006-11-18 10:03:22
  Post! by hieraco2007-01-02 15:58:29
Any favourite quotes? by wheresthefish2003-08-05 10:56:18
  lots by fitzso2006-11-22 17:07:33
  "Write a famous saying..." by rockAteer2005-09-15 12:31:14
  Here are a few of my favorite qoutes! by iHal2005-08-19 09:50:26
  hey I know this is the wrong spot to stick this... by ducimus2005-08-06 16:50:16
  That would now be another year without one, then;) by LionsPhil2005-04-03 14:28:54
  J. Robert Oppenheimer by wheresthefish2005-01-29 05:34:11
  I question the veracity of this source, but... by Atrahasis2004-05-02 17:42:22
  "Reader, if you seek his memorial, look about you" by wheresthefish2004-04-23 13:43:38
  "Most misfortunes are the result of misused time." by Costas2004-04-22 10:36:21
  Just surfed on in... by tumppu2003-11-24 23:14:24
    Yup. by wheresthefish2003-11-26 16:10:48
  GREAT SHOT by elim garak2003-09-02 16:18:38
  just read ONQ (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-08-09 09:11:10
  "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." by wheresthefish2003-08-05 10:56:46
Hey look! by wheresthefish2002-07-14 11:10:36
  You think like me, evidently. by Feng_Li2004-10-27 21:11:31
  'Ello, Just popped in to say Hi! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-03 09:49:13
  hey where is the fish ? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-03-17 16:23:40
    I am the fish... by surgo2003-05-12 17:03:58
    The fish is not here at present. by wheresthefish2003-03-19 16:15:07
      {{{Wheresthefish}}} by Reddy2003-07-29 06:17:43
      hmmmm *hangs up* (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-18 14:01:57
  it's like by OzanBABA2003-03-16 03:31:06
  why ever not by OzanBABA2003-01-16 14:17:29
  Hi by reddy2003-01-01 21:20:29
    Just here to thank you by Route2003-01-03 23:01:30
      Hmmm by reddy2003-02-17 16:43:40
        Hi again by reddy2003-03-02 17:31:35
  Just stopped by to drop off an IOU... by webishop2002-10-03 09:02:26
    I should check my diary more often... by wheresthefish2002-10-12 15:54:32
  Hey hey by Nickface2002-09-29 16:33:03
  Couch. by baski2002-09-09 17:47:22
  And seemingly remaining so... by wheresthefish2002-09-05 17:16:52
  DIARY HIDE AND SEEK NUMBER 14 by saxguy022002-08-02 14:34:40
    Found me. (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-08-02 14:38:16
      Next: by wheresthefish2002-08-02 14:43:27
  Hey, where's the inflatable animals at? (n/t) by knightsofni2002-07-17 11:29:20
    Somewhere about by Llyr2002-08-26 15:16:19
  Muahahahaha. :) by Llyr2002-07-16 16:58:54
The UFie trap. by wheresthefish2002-05-04 12:22:37
  I am me! (n/t) by Bonzo2005-11-12 08:04:09
  its... by axtheb2005-05-13 04:25:08
  Psst. by LionsPhil2005-01-23 16:28:03
  Arivia Elevor by Arivia2004-10-22 06:26:42
  *gnaws off random appendage* by oot2004-10-22 05:52:44
  eep! *trys to wiggle loose* (n/t) by Dracarys2004-10-22 05:47:44
  *whips out portable hole* by cencithomas2004-10-22 05:37:59
  *chews off leg* by krikkert2004-10-22 05:29:35
  Uhmm I am Naruki by Spisefisken2004-10-22 05:28:57
    Geez guys, by wheresthefish2004-10-22 05:45:33
  G'dammit... by UrbanMyth2004-10-11 02:19:30
  *escapes trap* by chaotic2004-09-09 02:23:33
  Spud was here (n/t) by Spud312004-04-05 13:37:29
  Lemme go, lemme go! by Afterburner2003-10-15 13:03:06
  latest victim (n/t) by binabik2003-08-12 03:33:49
  Ah geez. If I tell you will i be allowed to leave? by Funky_Monkey2003-01-01 10:15:40
    *springs Funky_Monkey* (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-25 10:04:56
  Hey, I was just diary surfing. by NOLAWitch2002-12-09 10:45:18
  Its my own fault:( by jeditheduck2002-11-05 17:57:27
  Nya! by excessive2002-10-25 05:21:43
    Hello? (Knocks on glass) Anybody there? by excessive2003-03-18 05:37:50
      *opens trap* by chaotic2004-09-09 02:18:49
  I like that by Reddy2002-09-25 06:30:45
  In the words of a great statesman... by JrKoot2002-09-24 17:38:43
  does everyone get caught in this trap? by mrmisguided2002-09-24 17:28:27
  Now...what was my rank and serial number? by parastra2002-09-24 16:38:15
  AAAUGH! by dire_lobo2002-09-24 15:57:20
  AH MY LEG by theymustbidiots2002-09-23 13:32:47
  Oh no! by SaleGamine2002-09-13 14:36:27
  You'd think I'd have learned by now... (n/t) by knightsofni2002-08-17 03:58:26
  I am David Monroe of the Clan Munro and I can die, by pecosdave2002-08-02 11:22:50
  Oh you're so bad!! (n/t) by crash_2002-07-17 11:50:08
  Trapped again. Nice shot, Bugarup. :) by Llyr2002-07-17 11:47:20
  No inflatable animals here neither by knightsofni2002-07-17 11:31:02
  Tuxette by tuxette2002-07-07 23:58:31
  Just goes to show, I'll click on anything!!! (n/t) by tron-x2002-07-07 22:16:30
  Doh! I got Hooked... by tully_marrs2002-07-07 20:59:19
    It was evidently a BIG hook... by inittab2002-09-24 15:30:55
  UF recipe book by Lady-Luna2002-07-07 15:27:58
    Well, by wheresthefish2002-07-07 15:33:04
  You trickster! n/t by Rellik2002-07-07 13:29:45
  Ya bugger ya! by breezeblock2002-07-07 13:02:46
  yeah yeah yeah by Zandermann2002-07-07 12:12:24
  Ah! You Rascal! by Nickface2002-07-07 10:10:00
  yuck! by amlethus2002-07-07 09:42:43
  i was only thinking by Neonate2002-07-07 07:58:02
  Sigh, I was duped (n/t) by bslatner2002-07-07 07:46:29
  Escape hint for Mozilla by slashdot2002-07-07 04:44:30
  OK OK... by KayMan2002-07-07 04:00:17
  Sucker for clicky reporting in by Tomo2002-07-07 03:48:07
  If the incarnate of pure evil wasn't Pitr..... by narfy2002-07-07 03:17:30
  *grumble**grumble**grumble* by packet-rat2002-07-07 03:12:05
  Then will you let me go??? by Eco2002-07-03 05:46:47
  You were going to release me from this UFie trap? by DaNutBall2002-06-24 02:49:51
    No. by wheresthefish2002-06-24 13:43:36
  AAAAAAAAAAH! Don't shoot! by Nichiran2002-06-17 07:12:24
  Grr. Trapped. by smcv2002-06-02 15:54:59
  I only have to give my name and number... (n/t) by feather8022002-06-02 11:40:38
  Ah NO! by nevdull2002-06-02 09:50:05
  Ok, you caught me.... by SaleGamine2002-06-02 09:16:09
  You didn't get me. Nyahh. by bugarup2002-06-01 05:24:48
  ooh, you got me too by Llyr2002-05-30 17:09:28
  *points duckie at you* by dreameroflight2002-05-29 18:50:02
  Got me by SaleGamine2002-05-14 03:23:09
  Hey, where's the strip by tigermouse2002-05-10 18:04:33
  D'oh! by Buffy_Fett2002-05-10 14:10:31
  Me too. :D (n/t) by Nickface2002-05-09 14:07:41
  \/\/ill: Ubergeek2 reporting for duty (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-05-09 12:56:00
  got me by mcnutcase2002-05-09 12:06:23
  Got me by dogman02002-05-05 13:46:14
Back to site... by wheresthefish2002-03-20 15:33:59
  And now you're back, right? by Paphos2002-03-28 05:09:12
    And now I'm back, right. by wheresthefish2002-03-28 15:24:57
      Goody...... by Paphos2002-03-31 11:04:09
        So, uh... by wheresthefish2002-03-31 11:06:53
          You can eat them 'cause by Paphos2002-03-31 16:00:59
            *gobble* *scoff* *schlurp* by wheresthefish2002-04-01 05:02:06
              Nope but by Paphos2002-04-09 21:50:19
Geocaching thread. by wheresthefish2002-01-12 09:44:22
  Geocaching in Calgary Alberta is great by techi8702003-04-04 17:05:25
  Geocaching by theymustbidiots2002-09-17 16:47:49
  Found it at last. by wheresthefish2002-02-10 13:20:22
  Found one! by wheresthefish2002-02-09 09:45:06
  My brother used to work for Magellan... by Nickface2002-01-12 20:15:24
  I've often wanted to try... by Kickstart2002-01-12 14:44:35
There is no thread here. by wheresthefish2001-12-11 13:26:02
  What the heck is a fnord? (n/t) by dogman02002-05-20 14:48:20
    A tool of the AISB... by wheresthefish2002-05-26 15:36:51
      will do. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-05-30 17:10:03
  You'll never get me to reply to this, you know. by bugarup2002-04-02 15:39:41
  Re: Parts and levels by SteelReign2002-04-01 23:25:23
  what about the monkey? (n/t) by feather8022002-03-19 17:26:27
  Yes, it can be proven that it exists by dogman02002-03-14 16:21:11
  FISH! by Kurioz2002-03-12 12:50:10
    Red Dwarf. by wheresthefish2002-03-12 14:27:53
      That'd be... by eltawater2002-03-16 10:04:19
  no duckie?? by DreamerOfLight2002-03-01 22:48:54
    *squeakless silence* by DreamerOfLight2002-03-07 00:16:31
      *ethereal voice* It's not here. by wheresthefish2002-03-07 12:53:02
        to what other nonexistent place by DreamerOfLight2002-03-07 22:23:02
          I moved it to the zeroth dimension... by wheresthefish2002-03-08 10:28:38
            *skweek* (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-06 19:50:47
  This looks like a good place to store by flamebait2002-02-25 07:46:11
  I am fnord... by Buffy_Fett2002-02-23 00:38:09
    ...hear me roar by tigermouse2002-04-02 13:52:57
    gum in hair?!?! aaaaaaaaaah! by DreamerOfLight2002-03-04 02:30:31
    No you're not. by wheresthefish2002-02-23 03:29:11
  where have you been fishy? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-02-12 14:53:08
  Constant re-iteration... by Treehugger2002-02-06 02:52:44
    Wow. by wheresthefish2002-02-06 10:29:06
      Sure I'll be ya pshink by treehugger2002-02-07 04:22:54
  This thread by mirage2002-01-28 13:44:12
  *chases ball of yarn through nonexistent thread* by Mew-ra2002-01-14 15:38:40
  More ineptitude by knightsofni2002-01-12 12:16:31
    <Nelson>Haha!</Nelson> by wheresthefish2002-01-12 12:21:13
      Like on Ology.org ... by bugarup2002-06-01 05:28:10
        And now I'll fix your link. by Llyr2002-08-04 16:48:19
  Merry Christmas Little Fishy by SaleGamine2001-12-24 23:53:58
  *puts down his "Mike's Hard Lemonade"* by Nickface2001-12-15 18:53:43
  *hallucinates* oooh...shiny. (n/t) by Mew-ra2001-12-13 23:04:26
  D-R-Y-D-F-R-O-R-G-1/2P-I-L-L-S by SaleGamine2001-12-12 14:20:12
    +++I Assure You, I Am As Sane As The Next Man+++ by dogman02002-05-05 13:47:42
  Wirbble by glytch782001-12-12 13:59:20
  but is there a spoon? (n/t) by rottweiler2001-12-12 13:27:26
    You are not the one. (n/t) by wheresthefish2001-12-12 13:36:04
      But you are the one that will be by SaleGamine2001-12-12 14:16:23
        Spaceballs by glytch782001-12-13 13:28:12
          i've said it before and i'll say it again by Da_Ediot2001-12-16 11:46:41
        What? by knightsofni2001-12-12 15:00:18
  Where am I? by pengeek2001-12-12 08:19:03
  There is no reply to it either by SaleGamine2001-12-11 14:12:34
Backhanded compliment thread. by wheresthefish2001-12-04 14:30:48
  He does good work under close supervision (n/t) by Wotan2003-12-01 15:53:47
  not FYOS safe by theymustbidiots2002-09-17 16:48:48
  you're smarter than you look (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-09-17 16:48:16
  You have the perfect face for radio (n/t) by rottweiler2001-12-14 13:52:52
  Puce? How original. by SaleGamine2001-12-06 04:12:31
So what is he doing? by wheresthefish2001-12-04 13:53:04
  Celebrating no doubt. by SaleGamine2001-12-13 11:40:33
  Sounds like an interesting job. by pengeek2001-12-04 14:52:51
    Certainly is. by wheresthefish2001-12-05 09:03:22
So where is the fish? by wheresthefish2001-11-02 14:04:35
  How did your demo go? by pengeek2001-12-03 08:11:49
    Well as can be expected really. by wheresthefish2001-12-04 13:55:05
  Hello by SaleGamine2001-11-27 05:10:09
  Holiday schedule by pengeek2001-11-20 08:09:36
    Hopefully he has taken it (n/t) by SaleGamine2001-11-20 13:42:31
      Nope. by wheresthefish2001-11-21 04:34:04
  Lucky you by SaleGamine2001-11-03 21:28:43
    yeah enjoy and hope you can make the trip (n/t) by Da_Ediot2001-11-04 13:23:59
TOGWIDIKT by wheresthefish2001-10-11 21:21:33
  Plumbing the shallowness of the gene pool? by NOLAWitch2002-02-15 12:54:05
  Are you lost? by nystran2001-10-28 14:59:24
    Sounds like the I71/75 a few months back... by wheresthefish2001-10-28 15:15:21
  I know what _I'm_ doing in Kentucky... by Sehmket2001-10-21 11:21:19
  Christ knows. by knightsofni2001-10-12 07:22:30
    I think you're by Samsara2001-10-16 06:20:45
      Actually, by pengeek2001-10-19 12:25:00
        dont say that too loud!! by justncase2001-10-30 20:52:43
        Yup, there are indeed. by wheresthefish2001-10-19 13:08:51
          Well if you like the city life, by pengeek2001-10-19 13:28:43
            The scenery is nice here, too. by Sehmket2001-10-21 11:29:58
      Generally they're OK. by wheresthefish2001-10-16 14:29:26
        Except for the far Eastern accent. by Sehmket2001-10-21 11:27:13
          Now wait just a minute. by pengeek2001-10-23 14:32:17
            *grin* by wheresthefish2001-10-23 14:42:03
              You should have seen two. by pengeek2001-10-24 07:52:46
                Probably did then... by wheresthefish2001-10-24 10:03:02
General Junk thread by wheresthefish2001-09-20 16:15:57
  personal attacks... by Lady-Luna2002-06-08 19:16:29
  You wanted proof. by Didactylos2001-11-23 11:36:44
    *Smacks forehead* by wheresthefish2001-11-24 05:01:02
  Sorry, don't usually like to preach but, by SaleGamine2001-11-17 16:27:37
  *tosses a minnow* by imzadi2001-10-28 11:44:19
  Have you ever explained the moniker? by pengeek2001-10-19 06:12:39
    Nope, wrong on all counts... by wheresthefish2001-10-24 12:29:43
  at least you didn't by Da_Ediot2001-10-07 17:03:11
    That sounds like a story... by wheresthefish2001-10-08 17:37:33
      sorry it took me so long to get back here by Da_Ediot2001-10-24 10:56:54
Think I've got this figured out... by wheresthefish2001-08-23 20:08:12
  Your mother has a protruding navel! (n/t) by animefreak2003-03-07 13:23:08
  May you live in interesting times (n/t) by rottweiler2001-12-14 07:07:16
  Random insult. by Sehmket2001-10-23 12:20:18
    I know. by wheresthefish2001-10-24 04:36:58
  Just you wait... by Denix2001-09-20 14:42:01
    How well can you throw? by wheresthefish2001-09-20 16:26:52
  That darn Nea! by xcheopis2001-08-25 22:57:09
    Newcomer huh? by wheresthefish2001-08-27 08:01:35
  Welcome by Nea2001-08-25 21:14:37
    Why thank you kind lady, by wheresthefish2001-08-27 09:21:30
      You're welcome by Nea2001-08-29 19:22:50
        The only elves I ever see are red. by wheresthefish2001-08-31 05:30:20
          Then maybe... by IByte2001-09-23 16:57:01

 

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