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[paphos] Diary of Paphos Updated/Posted: 2009-12-13 13:50:08
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This here's a new TLP in case --- by Paphos2007-03-14 18:40:24
  Hey Mr. Coffee! by Paphos2007-06-20 09:48:14
  Long time. How you been? (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-25 10:42:34
NaNoWriMo by Paphos2006-11-07 19:30:15
  I want to do NaNoWriMo sometime. by Nea2006-11-10 09:57:41
    NaNo community by eoj2006-11-10 10:49:50
      I know the community is what makes the event. by Nea2006-11-13 09:45:35
        Yay, made my 50,000+ words by Paphos2006-11-27 16:35:01
          Congrats on hitting 50k! by Blackbyrd22007-02-22 14:23:26
            Foaming at the mouth ---> by Paphos2007-08-08 07:34:29
  You might think it's lame. by Calissa2006-11-07 20:55:38
    Elves and swords by Paphos2006-11-10 05:54:24
Shiny new clutter and yak space by Paphos2006-07-19 20:23:40
  Sorry; no yaks and no cows! by ideur2006-09-01 05:50:15
  {{{Paphos}}} by Reddy2006-08-29 14:52:03
    I don't like cows by Paphos2006-09-04 08:24:40
  Just wanted to poke my head in and say hello... by Dire_Lobo2006-08-15 21:25:06
    Hi back, Dire Lobo by Paphos2006-08-28 19:40:14
  You fascinate me. by Esteis2006-07-29 14:16:37
    Welcome to my diary! by Paphos2006-08-09 20:25:11
      Mmmm... brownies by fitzso2006-08-13 21:00:19
The Advent thread by Paphos2005-11-26 08:38:56
  you're as bad as me ... by rottweiler2006-05-08 07:48:23
The lap top thread by Paphos2005-11-19 07:34:34
  Finally an update on the lap top by Paphos2006-07-16 08:46:22
  XP is the best choice by Havoc2005-11-19 14:20:47
    Yup, I have to by Paphos2005-11-19 15:26:55
  Notes on Turion vs Centrino, and Acer by theanomaly2005-11-19 10:08:49
  Always buy the extended warranty... by scragman2005-11-19 07:55:15
    This is *very* by Paphos2005-11-19 08:07:40
      think of it this way... by scragman2005-11-19 08:26:31
        Even Consumer Reports says to get the extended war by snate2005-11-19 09:11:36
          So does that mean by Paphos2005-11-19 15:28:35
            Mainly that if and when..... by Electric Storm2005-11-20 03:21:53
Thought I'd never be back.... by Paphos2005-03-01 20:56:57
  I understand you want brownies by fitzso2006-03-14 01:45:20
  Diary reply.... by Electric Storm2005-11-21 02:53:25
  Welcome back! Update(s)..... by Electric Storm2005-11-18 02:13:54
  r u paying attn? by grovella2005-11-05 14:58:35
    Yo! by Paphos2005-11-05 19:45:26
  *poing!* by treehugger2005-10-28 05:45:47
    Tree-person! by Paphos2005-10-31 08:54:00
      Ahem? Oh, that baby tree! by treehugger2005-11-03 02:10:14
        Lost me there by Paphos2005-11-04 20:57:13
  {{{ Paphos }}} by rottweiler2005-03-24 06:43:36
  {{{Paphos}}} by feather8022005-03-01 21:18:47
    What duckies? by Paphos2005-10-17 12:49:16
      What is this 'life' you speak of? by feather8022005-10-17 17:49:52
        This life by Paphos2005-10-20 18:47:23
          I'm familiar with the idea of life... by feather8022005-10-27 21:46:53
This is the fragrance thread... by Paphos2003-06-25 20:31:39
  The way our house smells coming back from holidays by Esteis2006-07-29 14:05:50
  Old Spice by fitzso2006-03-14 01:43:31
  vanilla by Da_Ediot2004-02-15 20:45:15
  beans cooking slowly with lots of peppers by flatlander2004-01-12 14:50:40
  Lavender furniture wax by SaleGamine2003-10-06 22:21:14
    I never heard of Lavender by Paphos2003-10-06 22:31:25
  cinnanmen (sp) by Reddy2003-09-16 19:21:59
    Cinnamon is to Christmas by Paphos2003-09-17 22:44:40
  Beans cooking by flatlander2003-08-19 16:29:18
  christmas bread and fir trees by eoj2003-08-17 18:12:47
  also sandalwood perfume by tzulah2003-08-15 14:09:39
    Love Sandalwood! by Paphos2003-08-16 15:35:29
  Este Lauder - Pleasures by FireballMatt2003-08-15 13:56:11
  Aqua Velva by tzulah2003-08-15 13:49:21
  Old Spice/Aqua Velva and cigarette smoke = Dad by NOLAWitch2003-08-15 13:46:28
  Pipe tobacco. by dire_lobo2003-08-13 09:00:36
    Vanilla hookah tobacco by adrock51502005-09-15 12:31:37
      Oh :D ~~~ hello! by Paphos2005-11-20 21:40:23
    My Grandpa smoked cigars and chewed tobacco by GeekPrincess2003-08-15 14:16:41
    Agree about the memory tweak, by Paphos2003-08-15 13:14:25
  Fresh cut grass and diesel fumes by treehugger2003-07-21 08:01:07
    Yeah...:) <aol>Me too</aol> (n/t) by GeekPrincess2003-08-15 14:12:39
  Mint by oot2003-07-11 15:58:32
  Oil of Olay .... by rottweiler2003-06-26 07:36:10
Down in the good ol' USA by Paphos2003-06-07 14:32:01
  Hello there by SaleGamine2003-06-08 00:24:46
February 2003 TLP by Paphos2003-02-07 07:21:22
  Hello! by dire_lobo2003-05-29 21:02:00
  It's official: the world likes you. (n/t) by world2003-04-01 10:07:12
  Hi Paphos! by Route2003-03-27 20:53:10
    And who are you, now? by Paphos2003-03-28 20:15:22
      Amberdog. by Route2003-03-29 23:24:43
        You and by Paphos2003-03-30 17:45:27
  What's the matter? by SaleGamine2003-03-17 10:59:56
  Hello! by dire_lobo2003-03-03 13:45:01
  Hi from fellow interittent lurker by theymustbidiots2003-02-21 18:45:05
  Hi by reddy2003-02-21 16:29:53
  Ref: jbutterfly diary entry by treehugger2003-02-17 11:44:05
    Hey! {{{Treehugger}}} :D by Paphos2003-02-17 21:01:25
  just popped in to say hello... by j.butterfly2003-02-12 18:09:46
  Caught you! by Egaeus2003-02-07 23:37:28
Meanwhile on the other hand... by Paphos2002-12-10 12:09:49
  Just took some days off by chrisP2003-01-02 03:35:58
  You do NOT wanna know what i have in my hand. (n/t by Funky_Monkey2003-01-01 10:05:12
    That's enough of that by Paphos2003-01-03 12:14:58
      Innuendo? by Funky_Monkey2003-01-10 11:02:34
  *places plate of cookies out for Paphos* by rottweiler2002-12-20 10:55:23
    *runs to look in baking cupboard* by Paphos2003-01-03 18:58:05
      just use... by rottweiler2003-01-27 12:52:21
      any of the other chips by reddy2003-01-16 16:04:53
  I got my name in a magazine... by dopple2002-12-18 17:31:17
    That's great! Congratulations. (n/t) by Paphos2003-01-03 18:58:53
      And I've rejoined the ranks of the employed.. by dopple2003-03-05 04:11:35
  nagging question... by rottweiler2002-12-15 19:00:25
    Gee, umm.... well, dang it all by Paphos2002-12-15 20:26:52
  Wrestling Season is here! by theymustbidiots2002-12-15 17:23:41
  Nothing much... by Lady-Luna2002-12-15 04:48:44
    Very good philosophy. by Paphos2002-12-15 17:27:43
  My Life by Route2002-12-14 12:13:35
    One thing I've always noticed... by Paphos2002-12-14 17:07:08
      It varies from PO to PO by Route2003-01-06 21:41:43
  My life... by rottweiler2002-12-13 11:44:59
    Ummm.... by Paphos2002-12-13 12:11:13
      OK.. I just re-read that... I was Whining... by rottweiler2002-12-15 18:05:50
        *Splat* by Paphos2002-12-15 20:33:23
      LOL .... by rottweiler2002-12-13 13:12:45
  My life by reddy2002-12-11 20:07:02
    I'd never spoil a book's ending by Paphos2002-12-11 23:18:44
      fell asleep in it by reddy2002-12-26 19:41:07
        HI again by reddy2003-01-01 19:59:41
  One of life's mysteries by Paphos2002-12-10 12:14:13
The "What should I do with my life" thread by Paphos2002-11-26 09:54:10
  Heh... by dopple2002-12-09 23:06:23
  should I go to North Carolina? by treehugger2002-12-05 07:44:08
  I changed my major at Uni by Zorro_12002-12-01 09:57:20
    Try the webpages by Paphos2003-08-16 15:32:50
  Hi Paphos! by BuggedEyes2002-11-26 11:55:30
The Moving Thread by Paphos2002-11-05 13:26:37
  Take St. Paul by DaNutBall2002-11-29 06:55:29
    Yeah, I agree and compared to by Paphos2002-11-29 21:41:58
  I don't know about St. Paul's Minnesota, but by BuggedEyes2002-11-06 08:12:39
    Champaign ---- CHicago? by crankshaft-jr2002-11-06 08:53:30
      thanks; I replied in your diary (n/t) by Paphos2002-11-06 10:26:16
        Thanks by crankshaft-jr2002-11-19 07:31:43
  Illinois has some wonderful book stores by DireEyez2002-11-05 17:35:09
  Three Words by PohlRBear2002-11-05 14:59:14
    Except that I am *not* a shopper.... by Paphos2002-11-05 20:36:31
  Familiar with Champaign/Urbana by crankshaft-jr2002-11-05 14:01:48
  Illinois by badassitgod2002-11-05 13:37:35
    Thats a bad criterion.. by GeminiDomino22002-11-05 13:42:42
      Hey Paphos! by geminidomino22002-11-14 15:24:35
        Thanks... by Paphos2002-11-18 19:50:17
      Beer in a Cathedral? by dire_lobo2002-11-06 14:41:38
In case you were wondering.... by Paphos2002-05-16 21:05:34
  Anyone seen any newts around here? :) by JustnCase2003-01-08 20:05:33
    Got Salamanders by Paphos2003-06-25 20:22:29
  Welcome back :) (n/t) by rottweiler2002-11-04 07:11:49
  Only 1 computer between 5 people! by theymustbidiots2002-11-03 18:37:46
    I didn't... by Paphos2002-11-22 09:00:50
  Don't by mirage2002-10-14 09:21:50
    Looks like a good place for a nap. by baski2002-10-28 16:57:44
      @!#$ BANG!!*^&$ by Paphos2002-10-31 08:31:08
        Books are good ... by baski2002-11-05 16:19:45
          Lord of the by Paphos2003-02-19 19:25:48
        ;p <enters by mirage2002-11-01 17:03:42
          ZZZZZZZ.... zzzz... n/t by Paphos2002-11-01 18:52:13
  CLLLLLLLLLLLUTTER! by theymustbidiots2002-09-19 18:58:24
  Hello by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:13:33
  ::: general clutter ::: by rottweiler2002-07-19 06:20:41
  UF recipe book by Lady-Luna2002-07-07 15:27:00
  *rolls in spherical cow* by dreameroflight2002-06-28 12:23:18
    omigawd! by Paphos2002-06-28 13:11:19
      Ohh, by mirage2002-07-01 04:09:17
        What? by Llyr2002-07-06 19:53:21
      what? oh... by dreameroflight2002-06-30 11:24:35
  Muahahahahahaha! by Llyr2002-06-20 12:38:27
  Just cluttering for now... by Lady-Luna2002-06-08 19:11:01
  Haven't seen you around for awhile. by Zorro_12002-06-03 11:38:21
    Yeah, San Francisco by Paphos2002-06-04 00:11:19
  Re here by mirage2002-05-24 08:37:34
    Me, too...... by Paphos2002-05-27 15:41:57
  welcome back! by rottweiler2002-05-17 13:13:38
    Dang those map-refolding sneaks by Paphos2002-05-17 17:50:08
      I happen to be a champion map refolder... by rottweiler2002-05-24 06:36:18
  Hello. by SaleGamine2002-05-17 07:05:17
  Welcome back! by Blackbyrd22002-05-16 22:02:21
  Alright. by PsiAngel2002-05-16 21:56:52
    Oopsie. by PsiAngel2002-05-16 21:57:27
A Brand New Shiny Travel Thread by Paphos2002-04-14 21:51:43
  Not San Fran, but... by fitzso2006-08-13 21:04:08
    My next trip by Paphos2007-06-22 05:55:25
  Sorry I missed your trip... by BuggedEyes2002-11-06 08:14:09
    Ya never know!! (n/t) by Paphos2002-12-10 14:04:19
  No idea... by Tars_Tarkas2002-05-12 17:06:58
  Those duckie eggs that you left on easter never by toller_dad2002-05-02 15:06:58
  *sneaks in****unfolds map**** by rottweiler2002-04-26 11:49:41
    noooooooooooo! by DreamerOfLight2002-04-26 17:06:41
      ooooo maps!!! i loooove maps!!! by Da_Ediot2002-04-30 19:03:16
        there be dragons ... ;) (n/t) by rottweiler2002-05-01 06:56:21
  Here I am in Sunny California by Paphos2002-04-23 10:11:19
  Seafood and Pizza are good ... :) by Linfalgamo2002-04-15 19:02:18
    Mmmm, pigged out on by Paphos2002-05-16 21:17:14
  The Wharf, Alacatraz, ferry's, Metreon.. by LthrOttr2002-04-15 17:07:26
  Boom Boom Room by Kickstart2002-04-15 16:11:07
  Lesse here... by dogman02002-04-15 15:48:19
    Boudin ... go Boudin :) by Linfalgamo2002-04-15 19:04:49
      yup, sourdough's all about Boudin by dogman02002-04-23 18:44:21
  ALCATRAZ!!! by Kurioz2002-04-15 07:10:03
    Actually we only looked at it by Paphos2002-04-15 07:21:49
      it is a great excursion by Kurioz2002-04-16 12:59:00
        National Monuments... by fore_deck2002-04-19 14:04:22
          Smoke up... by adrock51502005-09-15 12:32:19
          if it makes any difference.. by Kurioz2002-04-20 18:01:27
            Up close and Personal by fore_deck2002-04-23 05:13:24
              *jealous* by Kurioz2002-04-23 14:44:24
      I've never been myself ... by Linfalgamo2002-04-15 19:03:47
The thread nin_man hates! by Paphos2002-04-08 13:49:58
  eww, hugging. by grovella2002-04-25 08:47:57
  hugs, hugs, hugs, everywhere!!!!!! by Da_Ediot2002-04-14 08:22:09
  {{{{ Paphos }}}} (n/t) by rottweiler2002-04-12 06:41:23
  {{{Paphos}}} {{{UFiesAll}}} by NOLAWitch2002-04-08 15:12:44
    Eeek! by nin_man2002-04-10 12:09:14
      aaaawwwwww! by Da_Ediot2002-04-14 08:19:06
  hug request by Olenyika2002-04-08 14:17:37
    Thanks! by Paphos2002-04-08 14:52:34
      Thanks for visiting my diary by Unseen2002-04-11 09:30:25
No Duckies allowed in this thread! by Paphos2002-03-29 21:16:04
  To steal Naruki's thunder.... by adiplomat2002-05-04 20:30:22
  Wow, by Egaeus2002-04-21 20:14:36
  must travel back to SC... by rottweiler2002-04-12 06:40:54
  *stomps in* by breezeblock2002-04-03 13:45:54
    Yummy! My first eggsellent gift! by Paphos2002-04-03 14:56:13
  but through your subject line... by toller_dad2002-04-02 08:22:42
    No one is supposed to by Paphos2002-04-02 11:36:38
  Greetings! by Atrahasis2002-04-01 22:57:09
  Tripping by NOLAWitch2002-04-01 15:43:47
    OMiGawd by Paphos2002-04-01 17:59:31
  new conversation... by Lady-Luna2002-03-31 17:04:48
    Lovely! Thanks for visiting. Iceland by Paphos2002-03-31 18:49:37
      Any time... by Lady-Luna2002-04-01 07:15:26
  too late, you already did (n/t) by dreameroflight2002-03-30 01:13:18
The duckies thread by Paphos2002-03-14 18:28:24
  BLAM BLAM BLAM by slayer2003-03-21 15:40:22
    I hope you had indigestion.... by Paphos2005-10-17 12:51:35
  *brings out XM1014 shotgun* by DaNutBall2002-12-22 00:09:21
    *bags at least 20 duckies* by DaNutBall2003-01-01 22:17:53
  *Opens Ducky Bag* by Funky_Monkey2002-12-13 15:03:06
  Takes a pile of duckies by Radagast302002-06-04 03:51:43
    *waves bag of food*...... by Paphos2002-06-04 21:38:14
  *enters, leading a regiment of duckies* by OleS2002-04-12 01:10:58
    Aaarrgh! by Paphos2002-04-12 01:24:10
      oh dear... by DreamerOfLight2002-04-12 01:30:26
        <wery wery small whisper> by mirage2002-05-08 04:50:09
          Ok for you, Mirage... by Paphos2002-06-04 21:44:20
        ummm by OleS2002-04-12 01:39:30
  *Starts desk duckie collection* by Paphos2002-04-08 10:54:44
  Duckies in my newbie journal by Harimad-sol2002-04-06 19:13:16
    Advice posted in your diary :) (n/t) by Paphos2002-04-07 13:51:44
  *sneak sneak sneak* by eoj2002-04-04 22:07:36
    But, but ,but..... by Paphos2002-04-05 12:36:24
      but I brought some back from... by eoj2002-04-08 11:04:12
        Oh wild duckies! by Paphos2002-04-08 12:28:49
  Quack! by BluesByNight2002-04-01 04:38:33
  Drops Dragon-fardles - um eggs - and whisks out by DragonLady2002-04-01 00:54:14
  I want my decoy ducks back! by AmberDog2002-03-30 12:07:43
    Oooh! I wondered by Paphos2002-03-30 12:50:16
      They're not real feathers! by AmberDog2002-03-30 12:54:01
  not taking duckies by tigermouse2002-03-30 10:54:49
    yay, ducii !! (n/t) by DreamerOfLight2002-03-31 23:54:29
    Tres chic by Paphos2002-03-30 12:51:17
  This is one of the funniest diary by Zorro_12002-03-25 12:36:36
    diary surf a wee more, hon by dreameroflight2002-03-25 15:08:28
      I would! You are by Paphos2002-03-25 17:38:06
  ... by mirage2002-03-24 06:44:20
    Bang Bang Bang... by treehugger2002-03-25 05:20:30
      Hey! by mirage2002-03-25 06:10:23
    *takes down sign and tosses in flames* (n/t) by dreameroflight2002-03-24 23:34:53
      Thank you treehugger and by Paphos2002-03-25 07:48:14
        no point in bringing duckies into the ufieworld by dreameroflight2002-03-25 15:14:36
          But, but by mirage2002-03-26 09:04:46
            Let's see you apply the same by Paphos2002-03-26 19:47:46
              Ick by mirage2002-03-27 09:49:22
        I just by mirage2002-03-25 08:10:14
          grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/t) by treehugger2002-03-25 09:32:37
  Duckies all gone on a visit ~~~~ by Paphos2002-03-23 09:36:50
    <sneaks in by mirage2002-03-23 15:37:27
      Won't work, especially by Paphos2002-03-23 22:20:51
        <pout> by mirage2002-03-24 06:30:16
  Rescue's duckie from humbug by rottweiler2002-03-22 06:43:40
    Duckie swims lightly by rottweiler2002-03-26 12:16:02
      Nice amethyst bill ring. by flamebait2002-03-27 12:08:31
      That's disgusting! (n/t) by Paphos2002-03-26 19:48:33
  Leaves by mirage2002-03-21 16:05:55
    *all duckies stare at mirage* by DreamerOfLight2002-03-21 23:58:19
      <mirage stares by mirage2002-03-22 07:01:55
    *Shovels compost on crumbs* by Paphos2002-03-21 21:13:31
      Hey! by mirage2002-03-22 07:02:37
  Da Ediot's duckie by Paphos2002-03-19 18:24:15
  *tempts duckie* by mcnutcase2002-03-19 05:13:03
    Duckie back again.... by Paphos2002-03-19 18:12:27
  *leaves formerly mirage and flamebait's duckies* by DreamerOfLight2002-03-17 00:49:37
    Oh I don't chain them.... by Paphos2002-03-17 09:24:15
      My duckie can stay, by flamebait2002-03-18 07:53:59
        Hey! by mirage2002-03-18 11:01:11
          <sheepishly> by mirage2002-03-18 11:50:45
            Closing tags? by Radagast302002-06-13 11:24:40
              *laughs sheepishly* (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-13 14:58:17
      Yes, but by mirage2002-03-17 23:19:02
  See the virtual pond by Paphos2002-03-15 20:45:57
    Yes, I see the virtual pond by dogman02002-03-21 06:12:07
      *inittab digs duck pond* - To lure migrating ducks by inittab2003-03-18 23:33:11
      *pounces on dogman0* by Paphos2002-03-21 21:15:20
        *slips away* by dogman02002-03-22 06:26:13
          you can have some of mine... by Llyr2002-05-30 10:16:53
  Nice little by Paphos2002-03-15 20:38:27
Welcome to the "Flavour thread"! by Paphos2002-02-21 13:50:48
  Try Lindemann's Framboise Lambic Ale by adiplomat2003-06-25 20:25:16
  hmm by reddy2002-12-12 14:05:38
  heh heh by BuggedEyes2002-12-12 11:33:38
  This week its... by Harimad-sol2002-04-02 17:53:38
    I pick out black jelly beans by Paphos2002-04-03 18:25:28
      flavors that fewer people like by Harimad-sol2002-04-03 19:10:59
        You sound just like by Paphos2002-04-03 20:43:57
          Last time I talked to my mom (n/t) by Harimad-sol2002-04-04 16:18:00
  Scorched food... by Nickface2002-03-30 16:29:47
  Diary surfing from my diary to yours. by NOLAWitch2002-03-04 10:56:13
  Girl Scout Cookies :) by rottweiler2002-02-26 07:56:24
    Samoas by flamebait2002-02-26 13:56:16
      need to set limits by ellyssian2002-03-01 08:26:03
  I don't know if I have a single favorite by JPaganel2002-02-25 07:52:41
  Cheesecake! by marth_battosai2002-02-24 15:01:55
    non-cake cheese?!?? *gives horrified look* (n/t) by DreamerOfLight2002-03-03 20:31:17
  cointreau by DragonLady2002-02-24 00:06:28
  oooh, tough one... (n/t) by dreameroflight2002-02-23 22:10:03
  mint, raspberry, mocha by eoj2002-02-23 11:48:55
    Coffee/mocha my choice, too! (n/t) by Zorro_12002-02-25 06:27:52
  hmm don't have one in particular by Da_Ediot2002-02-23 10:45:39
  Chocolate by egaeus2002-02-23 07:39:28
    Mmmmm, and then there's by Paphos2002-02-23 08:27:15
  Baklava by flamebait2002-02-22 13:31:29
    what does that have to do with baklava? by Kurioz2002-02-22 17:12:20
      Maybe Baklava was his first pick by Paphos2002-02-22 18:49:08
        hmm must not answer threads drunk by Kurioz2002-02-23 01:59:31
          Lol! Beer as a flavour; reminds me of by Paphos2002-02-23 08:35:38
            excuse my ignorance by Kurioz2002-03-02 03:48:34
              This will really gross you out.... by Paphos2002-03-03 00:47:23
                yuck! by Kurioz2002-03-03 06:00:15
  Too many to count. . . . by mortaine2002-02-22 12:20:08
    Jello?!! At least you didn't say lime! by Paphos2002-02-23 08:37:12
      Oh, but I was thinking it! (n/t) by mortaine2002-02-25 10:21:56
        Lol! :P (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-25 18:27:06
    wintergreen... the taste of Pepto... by rottweiler2002-02-22 12:45:34
      My wintergreen story by Paphos2002-02-23 14:54:26
      and the smell! eeks... by rottweiler2002-02-22 12:46:15
  chocolate. semi-sweet, good stuff. by rottweiler2002-02-22 09:43:54
  I gotta say raspberry too by NOLAWitch2002-02-22 05:30:52
    Raspberry Shisha by adrock51502005-09-15 12:35:45
      That's not a flavour--- by Paphos2007-05-12 19:25:37
    Can I change that to A-positive hemoglobin? by NOLAWitch2002-02-26 10:49:13
      Aahhh! by mirage2002-03-02 21:18:10
  vanilla by treehugger2002-02-22 05:19:13
    Urg. by SaleGamine2002-02-23 10:35:04
      Tabouli wouldn't be by Paphos2002-02-23 12:21:22
    So you hate by Paphos2002-02-22 08:59:55
      Chocolate mints by JPaganel2002-02-25 07:54:18
      *gasp* no! by dreameroflight2002-02-23 22:08:30
      I can't by mirage2002-02-22 10:41:11
        The smell of mint is okay, by flamebait2002-02-22 13:26:51
  bananna by mirage2002-02-21 20:39:44
    which type? by Harimad-sol2002-04-02 17:51:21
From the LoTD "Pre-1985 Video Character"... by Paphos2002-02-07 06:35:27
  this is cute. by Da_Ediot2002-02-21 07:53:18
    Yeah, some of Mr. Do does sound by Paphos2002-02-21 08:42:15
  Scorched Earch Tank. by ralph2002-02-18 17:22:07
  I am Kung Fu Master by chi_girl2002-02-18 11:54:25
    This sounds more by Paphos2002-02-18 17:34:10
      I took the quiz twice by chi_girl2002-02-18 19:39:24
  i'm a light cycle!!! (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-02-12 12:56:17
    <aol>ME TOO</aol> by pecosdave2002-02-22 16:16:41
    Which is what? (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-12 17:39:55
      Watch the movie TRON. by Ubergeek22002-02-12 18:18:47
        just played GLTron for the first time by pecosdave2002-02-22 16:26:16
  a breakout bat!!! by Kurioz2002-02-08 20:04:19
  :: lays massive amounts of food out :: (n/t) by rottweiler2002-02-08 14:29:10
    Yum, I think we both by Paphos2002-02-08 16:28:50
The unemployment/looking for new position thread by Paphos2002-01-25 07:35:14
  semi-middle-post by mirage2003-06-07 21:27:36
  What some people do in their spare by Paphos2002-12-11 09:41:07
  Got one! by mortaine2002-04-02 08:32:44
  I could of been MCSE and A+ before I was 18 by DaNutBall2002-03-13 07:33:02
  Well, the latest by Paphos2002-03-03 00:34:42
    just.. dont.. give.. up by Kurioz2002-03-03 04:06:43
      Intresting by DaNutBall2002-03-13 07:24:25
      Thanks for the good ideas and by Paphos2002-03-03 08:15:02
    Try getting into a different job market. by SteelReign2002-03-03 00:42:26
      Thanks, but I just got my by Paphos2002-03-03 00:50:28
        Just be open to possibility... by Tomcat2002-03-03 06:09:31
        come to the UK by Kurioz2002-03-03 06:02:53
  ANYTHING!!! by mortaine2002-02-21 14:37:27
  Here is a real upbeat link by Paphos2002-01-28 13:19:46
    It's from DoggieChew, btw! (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-21 08:43:47
Leave messages here... by Paphos2002-01-19 21:42:05
  brings some cold Pils Beer by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 07:44:29
    Saa-ay; thanks by Paphos2002-12-09 18:52:58
  Been awhile since anyone by Paphos2002-05-16 21:00:36
  Hands over an easter egg by mortaine2002-03-31 14:07:58
    Oooh! I missed this one earlier! by Paphos2002-04-08 15:32:48
  *drops off a killer rabbit and locks the door* by marth_battosai2002-03-31 12:15:40
    And what does a killer by Paphos2002-04-08 15:36:50
      Oh dear, I'm sorry... by marth_battosai2002-04-15 13:34:48
  it was a while ago now by mcnutcase2002-03-27 10:43:23
    Oh yuk, by Paphos2002-03-28 20:50:59
  *tracks snow around* by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:29:50
    Snow??! It better be clean! I just by Paphos2002-03-06 16:45:38
  *stomps muddy shoes* by marth_battosai2002-02-25 19:25:12
    Just what I needed... ;P (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-28 07:40:34
  Well, I've been remiss... by warhawk2002-02-21 23:26:18
    You seem to be by Paphos2002-02-22 09:09:18
  Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-02-19 06:43:00
    Thanks for dropping by.... by Paphos2002-02-19 07:34:22
  I'll leave my reply here by dark_jedi2002-02-14 21:25:18
    hookah smoke by adrock51502005-09-15 12:30:19
    I don't want to by Paphos2002-02-16 06:18:45
      I have no problem with doing this in my diary by dark_jedi2002-02-16 21:25:00
  happy Big Day! by grovella2002-02-14 08:34:39
    Thanks! by Paphos2002-02-14 21:13:56
  Everquest by NOLAWitch2002-02-14 05:53:24
  Have you heard about the paper yet? by Kurioz2002-02-09 10:22:07
    Good for you re The Lancet. by Paphos2002-02-09 13:17:16
      I think it was by Kurioz2002-02-09 13:38:33
        Treehugging hippie? by treehugger2002-02-12 07:03:38
        Well, JBC tends towards by Paphos2002-02-09 16:31:50
          hmm by Kurioz2002-02-09 16:35:35
  Return Visit by silentglenn2002-02-06 14:15:54
    Not so silent return by silentglenn2002-02-08 13:52:13
  Livin' in Saskatoon, eh? by hads2002-02-04 16:26:53
    Here as in posting? Or here in town and by Paphos2002-02-05 10:47:36
      eh, take your pick by hads2002-02-05 14:26:45
  Hello by SaleGamine2002-02-03 08:33:42
    I answered you by Paphos2002-02-03 10:43:35
  >:) maybe I should do freelance by dark_jedi2002-02-01 20:52:51
  procrastination by Didactylos2002-01-31 13:43:37
    Welcome. There's books by Paphos2002-01-31 15:39:34
  son don't mess with the Dark Lord by dark_jedi2002-01-29 09:06:32
    Hey Sugarlump! by Paphos2002-01-29 10:03:22
      Crackhead! by dark_jedi2002-01-29 12:41:40
  Random strike! by treehugger2002-01-29 05:54:32
    Thanks, can always use warm fuzzies! by Paphos2002-01-29 06:30:27
  Hello by chi_girl2002-01-28 20:05:53
    They are slow.... by Paphos2002-01-29 06:29:06
  Glad... by bellator2002-01-28 03:46:02
  *peels banana* by breezeblock2002-01-27 15:49:41
    Yeah and put by Paphos2002-01-27 19:33:59
      sarnie = sandwich by breezeblock2002-01-30 15:56:18
      *larts self* by breezeblock2002-01-30 05:00:02
  You have "One" new message by treehugger2002-01-27 04:08:20
    Lol. I know what you mean about by Paphos2002-01-27 06:07:28
      One really doesn't need to learn such things by treehugger2002-01-28 04:08:57
  tiny footprints... by Lady-Luna2002-01-24 22:20:32
  true you didn't flame me by Kurioz2002-01-21 13:45:55
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-10-06 16:44:48
  mmm....caffeine... by mr.coffee2002-04-09 09:47:02
  A Texas joke from my e-mail today by Paphos2002-04-08 13:40:27
  The 2 Cow explanation of politics (updated) by rottweiler2002-02-05 06:24:55
    This one I Love! Rotflmao.... (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-05 12:18:53
  Yet another list... by rottweiler2002-02-01 06:28:36
  joke - workplace vocabulary 2002 by kossuth2002-01-29 09:42:34
    Lol! by Paphos2002-01-29 20:40:18
  Military consumer survey by Paphos2002-01-25 06:19:21
  and even better..... by Paphos2002-01-09 17:23:31
    More... RotFLMao by Paphos2002-01-16 19:28:55
New Year's Resolution thread by Paphos2002-01-04 12:09:13
  None taken. by Spisefisken2002-01-04 13:55:33
    good luck on #2 (n/t) by nimdokk2002-01-04 20:15:57
      i wouldn't mind a new job. by Da_Ediot2002-01-08 13:32:34
        You could try by Paphos2002-01-08 18:07:21
          yeah right. and i can't hardly draw. by Da_Ediot2002-01-17 16:04:52
            Lol! (n/t) by Paphos2002-01-22 07:22:23
Happy Christmas to All and by Paphos2001-12-24 09:50:41
  Merry Christmas to yourself by LeiraHoward2001-12-25 19:44:26
  right back atcha by Da_Ediot2001-12-24 12:29:45
The Science thread by Paphos2001-12-06 20:28:20
  Tomato question by egaeus2002-02-23 22:52:16
    Figured it out by Egaeus2002-03-21 21:37:57
  What is the difference by egaeus2002-01-26 09:39:45
    OK, I am not sure if you are by Paphos2002-01-26 14:12:59
      I am serious by egaeus2002-01-26 19:54:47
        OK, here's my take beans and peas by Paphos2002-01-26 21:30:06
          Cool by egaeus2002-01-26 22:22:08
            Me, too. A long time ago by Paphos2002-01-27 06:11:03
  Would you happen to know about by Beavis2001-12-07 10:45:52
    The simple answer is by Paphos2001-12-07 15:05:23
      Never mind. Got it. by Beavis2001-12-09 11:57:19
        you might ask mirage by Da_Ediot2001-12-09 17:24:42
          Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Experiment by mirage2001-12-15 11:43:51
            hahaha by Da_Ediot2001-12-16 12:11:35
            Thanks! by Paphos2001-12-15 21:25:00
Venison recipe thread by Paphos2001-11-24 12:09:43
  And also other recipes, by request... (n/t) by Paphos2002-01-25 18:56:09
    Check this one out! It's SaleGamine's. by Paphos2002-02-21 09:39:36
    Cinnamon bread by Paphos2002-01-25 19:00:29
  Christmas Dinner by LeiraHoward2001-12-25 19:32:36
  Dr**t! To late! by SaleGamine2001-11-24 12:30:03
    Venison sausages in puff pastry by Paphos2001-12-06 06:28:25
      There's a place in the Byward Market ... by baski2002-09-12 06:09:56
        That would be in by Paphos2002-12-03 09:20:44
  Well, okay; I'll co-operate: here's one by Paphos2001-11-24 12:20:47
New thread to post general comments by Paphos2001-11-16 09:00:11
  Hello Stranger by silentglenn2002-02-26 08:54:32
  curiosity by nimdokk2001-12-17 18:11:32
    *heh heh* The Shadow knows.... (n/t) by Paphos2001-12-18 10:07:41
      alright FINE be that way ;D (n/t) by nimdokk2001-12-18 18:06:12
        It's up to themselves to admit it..... by Paphos2001-12-20 08:30:01
  What if you never tromped in mine? by flamebait2001-12-07 07:41:02
  I think I blew my cover by Paphos2001-12-05 18:12:35
    Who cares? by SaleGamine2001-12-06 02:46:50
  Yours IS bigger by silentglenn2001-12-05 15:42:06
  Good morning! (My morning, anyway!) by adiplomat2001-11-28 17:08:50
    Good, nothing worse than a tidy diary! (n/t) by Paphos2001-12-01 19:11:08
  STOMP STOMP by grovella2001-11-27 21:30:21
    Oh, phew ..... *waves hand in front of nose* by Paphos2001-11-28 07:17:15
  Thank you for your support:) by SaleGamine2001-11-27 04:31:15
  Ooohhh by SaleGamine2001-11-20 14:05:07
  Just taking a look by Nea2001-11-20 08:49:36
    Wow! You're pretty fast at noticing these things! (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-20 09:04:35
      Not necessarily by Nea2001-11-20 13:22:15
  consider this a trompback. by PTGMachetti2001-11-20 03:11:52
    Hmmm, nice clean boots, at least by Paphos2001-11-20 06:26:58
  well i just thought that i would like to give you by da_ediot2001-11-19 20:27:27
    Well, well, a deep subject... by Paphos2001-11-19 21:18:52
  hello there :-) by ubergeek22001-11-18 17:31:22
    Yes :) nice ta see ya' (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-19 07:00:25
Favourite-joke-of-the-month thread by Paphos2001-11-06 10:07:53
  Better than Fluff by GeneticMutant2002-02-04 03:30:37
    Well, do you know what's by dogman02002-03-31 16:46:09
      D'you know by Llyr2002-07-01 14:58:15
  Pink and Fluffy by GeneticMutant2002-02-01 03:38:34
  I pay my tribute ... joke! by kossuth2002-01-29 09:39:28
    My favourite one was by Paphos2002-01-29 20:43:46
  Time for a new joke posting by Paphos2001-12-07 06:52:44
  <Deleted><Deleted>2001-11-27 16:51:27
    if you *THINK* it shouldn't be posted, then DON"T (n/t) by grovella2001-12-01 11:04:49
    Can it, Linfalgamo; that hardly by Paphos2001-12-01 06:45:03
      I'm sorry ... by Linfalgamo2001-12-03 18:53:44
  Knock knock ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-24 00:13:28
    Ummm, actually... by Paphos2001-11-24 12:40:50
      hee hee ... good one ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-27 16:42:03
  Waiter, come taste this soup ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-19 22:11:58
    RotFL (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-19 22:23:26
  Blonde joke...I just can't resist by radagast302001-11-09 07:28:59
    a blonde customer gave me a good blonde comeback by da_ediot2001-11-19 20:25:24
      Another Black and Blue Joke by Paphos2001-11-19 22:26:40
        explain? rrr (n/t) by dogman02002-03-31 16:42:04
        *groan* :-) by DaNutBall2002-03-19 12:23:59
  WWII by Da_Ediot2001-11-07 11:51:08
    Play on words by Paphos2001-11-09 06:09:39
    Oh Groan... but I lol anyways (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-07 19:04:49
  Geek Jokes by nimdokk2001-11-06 18:20:05
    :) Thanks! (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-06 19:46:50
  Yeah, I've posted it elsewhere, but: by mr.coffee2001-11-06 13:40:45
  Golfing ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-06 10:23:36
    lol !! :) (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-06 10:56:40
      ROFLMAO (n/t) by Da_Ediot2001-11-07 11:31:25
Ideas for cashing in my Air Miles by Paphos2001-10-30 12:04:25
  Well, cashed in 1/2 my air miles by Paphos2001-11-06 12:35:46
    kewl ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-06 15:23:48
      What about that neat pizza place? by Paphos2001-11-06 18:18:39
        Zachary's is still there ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-08 10:00:14
          Hey, thanks. I couldn't remember the by Paphos2001-11-08 10:08:44
            Hee hee ... that'd be kewl ... :) by Linfalgamo2001-11-08 22:44:30
              That is one major, long stroll! (n/t) by Paphos2001-11-09 06:11:10
                LunarRainn and I used to do that ... by Linfalgamo2001-11-09 08:38:58
  Are you looking for more of by ladygeek2001-11-01 12:59:14
    no $ for luxury! by Paphos2001-11-02 06:26:13
      Colorado is beautiful. by ladygeek2001-11-05 16:56:27
        Agreed by chi_girl2001-11-06 10:50:58
          I would love to visit Colorado by Paphos2001-11-06 12:30:12
  How long do you have to stay? by Kickstart2001-10-30 14:17:36
    I don't know if there's a limit to the stay by paphos2001-10-30 14:31:06
Fantasy Book thread.... post your raves here by Paphos2001-10-21 09:47:43
  Glen Cook by Blackbyrd22002-11-26 21:13:52
    Still didn't try any of these Cook Books! by Paphos2002-12-09 18:55:10
  Eduardo Mendoza by Znirk2002-06-15 06:37:42
  phew... by Llyr2002-06-01 20:15:27
    Here's another good author by Llyr2002-07-01 14:55:59
  Walter Moers... by Znirk2002-03-26 06:06:37
    Thanks for the suggestion. by Paphos2002-05-16 20:58:23
  No one has remembered to post by Paphos2002-03-15 21:18:34
  Gaiman/DeLint by ellyssian2002-02-26 06:36:22
    Ooooh... have you read Good Omens? by Mew-ra2002-03-09 21:28:37
      great read (n/t) by ellyssian2002-03-18 06:48:07
  J. Gregory Keyes, and the "Age of Unreason" series by adiplomat2002-02-20 16:08:16
    These sound very by Paphos2002-02-22 09:17:30
  Free Crack! *ahem* I mean Books! by Mew-ra2002-01-13 23:25:02
  Robin Hobb by Mew-ra2002-01-13 23:06:38
    The new serie from Hobb is out! by radagast302002-01-18 01:57:52
      Liveship series by ellyssian2002-02-25 10:27:31
  authors by PTGMachetti2001-11-08 03:18:45
    OhboyOhboy.. library, here I come by Paphos2001-11-08 10:17:18
      Caveat for Amber. by flamebait2002-01-29 11:46:04
        Confused: to which series are you referring? (n/t) by Paphos2002-01-29 20:46:16
          The Amber series by flamebait2002-03-05 10:53:52
  The Classics by nimdokk2001-11-07 20:19:54
  Where to start.... by radagast302001-11-07 10:34:30
  Mine by Sehmket2001-11-06 17:04:46
    Don't know that author... by Paphos2001-11-07 09:53:40
  i have read so many. and am reading so many. by Da_Ediot2001-10-24 13:11:40
  Pfew... quite a list you know by Nyerguds2001-10-24 07:18:18
  If you want something a little different.... by sapphire_wyvern2001-10-23 23:51:17
    No no no! all wrong. by radagast302001-11-07 10:27:53
    Hey sapphire, thanks. I have read... by Paphos2001-10-24 13:26:11
      oh no, pick another one by eoj2001-10-25 08:52:34
        Personally, I liked Guards! Guards! by Blackbyrd22001-10-27 04:18:33
          my introduction was Small Gods. by PTGMachetti2001-11-08 03:01:29
            I believe I have them all by treehugger2002-01-27 04:19:39
              Mushrooms take over the world??!! by Paphos2002-02-01 08:15:56
                It's really strange by treehugger2002-02-07 04:28:00
                  Oh ma sweet lord, what next? by Paphos2002-02-09 08:22:03
          Thanks for all the good suggestions (n/t) by Paphos2001-10-27 22:53:12
  Diana Wynne Jones by eoj2001-10-23 12:45:09
    question... by marth_battosai2002-02-24 11:27:21
  One of my favourites is... by Paphos2001-10-23 12:05:31
    Patricia A. McKillip of course by eoj2001-10-23 12:38:51
  Joyce Ballou Gregorian by eoj2001-10-23 11:45:57
    joyce ballou gregorian by hawk53912007-01-23 12:27:45
      The last of the Broken Citadel series by Paphos2007-05-12 19:23:38
  Mercedes Lackey by DagiloDragon2001-10-22 15:10:17
    i think... by jeditheduck2002-09-27 13:26:34
    Susan Cooper's 5 books are really good by Paphos2001-10-23 12:02:27
      Bridget Wood by radagast302002-02-20 02:15:49
        Thanks. That's a new one for me. (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-22 09:11:07
      Very good series (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2002-02-15 22:19:23
I have a moral question for you..... by Paphos2001-10-18 16:29:07
  strong zoom w/skylight filter... by rottweiler2002-01-31 13:23:56
  take the pic then, put down the camera by dark_jedi2002-01-29 12:50:05
    Not so subtle... by Paphos2002-01-29 20:49:18
  heh. i saw this in your diary this morning while by PTGMachetti2001-11-08 06:29:24
    Someone e-mailed it to me by Paphos2001-11-08 10:21:13
  Huh? by IByte2001-10-19 15:15:06
  I think I would by justncase2001-10-18 17:32:30
    Soft focus...like porn. Maybe a gel. by kickstart2001-10-18 18:11:01
      A gel? .... I like the magnifying glass... (n/t) by Paphos2001-10-18 18:25:46
        It softens the edges by justncase2001-10-19 05:48:48
          oops by justncase2001-10-19 05:49:54
            Hmmm, you guys sure seem to know a lot... by Paphos2001-10-19 06:07:53
              Nope :) by justncase2001-10-20 09:07:42
Learning basic web page tricks by Paphos2001-10-15 19:44:20
  if'n you ever get stuck or need help or graphics by rottweiler2002-02-08 14:31:51
    Hey! Thanks! (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-10 18:12:39
  Well, my first HTML experience by mr.coffee2001-10-30 07:08:09
    Thanks for the reference (n/t) by Paphos2001-10-30 07:23:44
  Yes! Use the 'View Source' option on your browser. by SouthpawPL2001-10-18 19:09:18
posting to self... by Paphos2001-10-04 08:25:41
  Answering self... by Paphos2002-12-09 10:41:41
  We have side by side computers by EmeraldDragon2001-12-01 19:03:17
  And if you visit here... by Paphos2001-10-21 09:48:48
    Hello, I'm visiting. by NOLAWitch2002-02-21 11:18:52
      I see you're down here eating by Paphos2002-11-25 11:52:51
    Hi (n/t) by smcv2002-02-20 15:31:42
    HI! by DagiloDragon2001-10-22 15:16:39
      DragonLady suggested the thread was best... by Paphos2001-10-23 12:15:00
    Hi! by Blackbyrd22001-10-22 11:01:10
      Uncut pages... by Paphos2001-10-23 12:08:36
        Excellent! Thanks! :) (n/t) by Blackbyrd22001-10-24 13:57:00
  Actually, its because I'm lazy by Yohimbe2001-10-13 14:10:15
    Top level posts, and the like by Paphos2001-10-13 15:33:01
  grovella told me by eoj2001-10-04 11:04:24
    Bottom post! Whee! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-10 15:42:13
      Oh no you don't! by Paphos2002-12-11 07:29:43
        er, really? by eoj2002-12-11 07:44:15
          Yeahwell. *grin* (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-17 15:08:18
            Smartass (n/t) by Paphos2003-02-07 07:22:34
              That's me! :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-09 12:03:16
                ;p by mirage2003-02-11 19:11:29
                  What a terrible mess! by Paphos2003-02-12 17:54:31
                    What by mirage2003-02-12 20:39:42
                      Ahem. by Llyr2003-02-13 08:17:39
                        Thank you.... by Paphos2003-02-13 20:50:40
                          That's by mirage2003-02-14 06:22:10
                            "Duck" tape???? by Paphos2003-02-14 08:39:16
                              Oopsies, I by mirage2003-02-15 18:18:43
                                Then you need better pronounciation :P by theymustbidiots2003-02-27 12:28:50
                              Haha! 100 mph tape! (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-15 18:11:10
                                Are you guys STILL at this?? :P (n/t) by Paphos2003-03-13 16:57:02
                                still at by mirage2003-03-14 20:34:58
                                Why, bottom posting of course :) (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 10:57:40
                                Yup, they are. by lessa2003-04-03 14:37:54
                                Oh dear! by theymustbidiots2003-04-14 11:11:40
                                *g* by lessa2003-04-24 13:45:32
                                What does "*g*" mean? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-14 18:29:53
                                grin; *g* (n/t) by mirage2003-05-29 20:03:18
                                Ahhh, I see now *g* (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-02 15:24:24
                                Ba-Da-Bang! (*Ah-Ha*) by AdMan2003-06-07 14:29:38
                                *Ha-Ha* (n/t) by Route2003-06-08 02:26:15
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2003-06-10 06:12:09
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2003-06-21 07:32:53
                                Ok guys by Nea2003-06-25 20:00:55
                                No, by Paphos2003-06-25 19:52:40

 

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