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[mr.coffee] Diary of Mr.Coffee Updated/Posted: 2020-10-05 22:08:25

I guess a few basics would be in order.
My name is Mike; I was raised in Detroit, and lived in and around New Orleans for 15 years before moving to Houston. I rarely visit this page much anymore, and update the information rarer still.

I play guitar, sometimes do solo stuff, and sometimes work in bands. After a three year hiatus due to carpal tunnel syndrome, Houston Hand and Wrist Center got me back in the game. If you are reading this, if you even think you may have CTS, I urge you to see a specialist and seek treatment. I put off treatment for years because I was terrified of surgery. In January of 2015, I had single incision endoscopic carpal tunnel release procedures done on both hands, and with proper aftercare and physical therapy, I have had no complications or complaints.

My latest tidbits:
Floor Session 1 - Behringer Neutron, Model D, Beatstep Pro - Minimalist Synthwave
Floor Session 2 - Behringer Neutron, Model D, Beatstep Pro - Minimalist Synthwave
My business:
The Glam Squad - Houston based spa offering the best in fat reduction, body sculpting and skin tightening using technologies such as Laser Lipo, RF Skin Tightening, Ultrasonic Cavitation, HIFU, and Cryoliposis (Coolsculpting)

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So quiet here lately...	by mr.coffee	2020-10-05 22:20:16
That's because we're all strange here...	by ShadowSystems	2020-10-06 00:52:53
Another six years gone...	by mr.coffee	2015-03-11 09:08:03
Bad link on Pattern Recognition	by kreedah	2015-04-01 04:51:44
Thanks, kreedah! Fixed...	by mr.coffee	2015-09-26 14:24:35
I found them!!	by kreedah	2015-03-11 09:39:14
still here...	by mr.coffee	2009-07-10 15:43:46
I know a way to wake you up.	by firehawk	2009-07-11 13:28:34
runs away.... (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2009-11-17 15:32:49
Scrobbling....	by mr.coffee	2007-05-25 14:06:19
Is this a drop-in thread?	by Paphos	2007-06-22 05:33:58
pops up	by roger G. rapid	2007-05-29 07:55:23
Munchausen Biproxy - nola based intellient metal	by mr.coffee	2006-04-27 11:37:46
Munchausen Biproxy is dead... (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2015-09-26 14:25:25
...and lives on in Pattern Recognition. (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2015-12-08 21:22:22
BASSIST WANTED	by mr.coffee	2006-03-11 20:01:56
My bf is a bassist, but he only does punk.	by JG1	2006-04-14 20:47:59
How punk is punk?	by mr.coffee	2006-04-20 18:46:42
Wish there was a way to clean house in one's diary (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2005-08-20 07:01:40
London Calling Mike...	by rufusofchaos	2005-09-22 13:54:01
Holy Crap.....	by mr.coffee	2005-10-27 09:40:09
Google reindexed me!	by mr.coffee	2004-11-11 14:54:50
Yeah, Crescent City Guitars was a stillborn dream. (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2015-09-26 14:26:47
Oh... ~:\	by kreedah	2015-09-30 09:55:42
From time to time, anyway... (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2015-12-15 11:21:30
Good! ~:)	by kreedah	2015-12-21 09:13:50
hullo :)	by dreameroflight	2005-03-20 19:48:55
ah, hullo back at ya. 8^)	by mr.coffee	2005-04-23 06:47:16
cool	by Reddy	2004-11-18 16:31:22
Wha....??? SIGNS OF LIFE!!!!	by mr.coffee	2004-07-01 10:45:45
windows woes and e-mail troubles	by mr.coffee	2002-04-25 06:47:10
eats	by TheRaven	2004-05-13 01:54:28
Try this..	by Frapazoid	2002-05-29 11:12:13
Heh...Just got a Haro bike...	by mr.coffee	2002-04-08 07:25:42
Thanks for really	by Paphos	2002-04-09 12:44:33
Congratulation to you...	by Lady-Luna	2002-04-08 20:09:38
Haha. Who needs an MP3 player, when you have a...	by mr.coffee	2002-03-28 10:54:58
seen pjrc.com? (n/t)	by myke	2002-04-11 07:27:12
Easter chocolate?	by Paphos	2002-03-31 11:42:23
Hey, would ya look at that!!!	by mr.coffee	2002-04-09 10:14:38
mmm, candy! 8^)	by mr.coffee	2002-04-01 06:22:02
Happy Easter (n/t)	by Lady-Luna	2002-03-31 17:15:17
New KMFDM CD is out!!!	by mr.coffee	2002-03-26 07:56:45
I think sascha is nuts..	by BlurOfSerenity	2002-04-08 12:50:00
Yeah...quite hip.	by mr.coffee	2002-04-08 13:07:56
Misc. Thread	by mr.coffee	2002-03-18 07:56:57
Thanks for all the fish! ;)	by roger G. rapid	2007-05-23 10:14:55
You pop up in the strangest places, and	by mr.coffee	2007-05-25 11:09:44
mucks about	by Eco	2002-06-19 07:41:50
you can't say nothing special is...	by feather802	2002-03-20 13:54:17
Shame on me....	by NOLAWitch	2002-03-20 13:28:37
Well, here's the short version:	by mr.coffee	2002-03-20 15:02:57
Hmmm, logistical problems.	by NOLAWitch	2002-03-20 15:35:23
Who ~is~ the "gang?"	by mr.coffee	2002-03-28 11:15:13
The gang consists of lurkers.	by NOLAWitch	2002-04-08 15:23:04
brr-umpity-bub-bub-bap-bub-prup-bub-bub	by mr.coffee	2002-04-12 09:50:14
Clutter Clutter Muck Muck Shed	by toller_dad	2002-03-20 07:25:33
What dogs? (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2002-03-22 07:13:15
follows blatant, shameless plug	by ellyssian	2002-03-20 06:48:07
following ellyssian	by Lady-Luna	2002-03-20 07:08:15
Wow, hey...	by mr.coffee	2002-03-20 07:22:49
Reykjavik is a cool place...	by Lady-Luna	2002-03-25 18:36:37
It sounds beautiful.	by mr.coffee	2002-03-26 07:53:51
I have the same problem...	by Lady-Luna	2002-03-27 12:31:36
drops by	by Paphos	2002-03-18 18:31:41
hey, how ya been?	by mr.coffee	2002-03-19 06:06:25
GAINFULLY EMPLOYED!!!	by mr.coffee	2002-03-11 06:47:23
yeeehaaaawwww!!!!	by Da_Ediot	2002-04-17 19:30:42
Congrats! (n/t)	by mortaine	2002-03-13 17:50:23
Congratulations!!	by chi_girl	2002-03-13 12:02:26
Congrats	by DaNutBall	2002-03-13 07:57:11
Congratulations!!! I took the opportunity	by Paphos	2002-03-13 07:52:39
The Skinny - Feb. 20-something, 2002	by mr.coffee	2002-02-20 17:01:29
{{{Mr. Coffee}}}	by DreamerOfLight	2002-03-01 22:45:21
unpins duckie	by mr.coffee	2002-04-04 06:06:40
donates bored duckie	by mr.coffee	2002-04-08 14:59:23
Ugh, this blows	by mr.coffee	2002-01-15 09:48:25
Good	by Paphos	2002-01-20 21:35:40
Wow....	by mr.coffee	2002-02-07 13:26:20
On the lighter side, tho... (brighter side?)	by mr.coffee	2001-11-09 14:34:15
Well?	by SaleGamine	2001-12-12 15:54:53
yipee (n/t)	by Da_Ediot	2001-11-13 11:35:35
so any luck? (n/t)	by Da_Ediot	2001-12-12 11:34:11
BAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!	by mr.coffee	2001-11-09 14:33:09
ouch that hurts	by Da_Ediot	2001-11-13 11:35:12
Updated Skinny	by mr.coffee	2001-11-06 14:05:03
Possible field for job opportunity	by Paphos	2001-11-06 14:16:58
anything about who??? (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2001-11-06 17:32:12
i think he is talking about	by Da_Ediot	2001-11-07 11:26:20
Not just human genome	by Paphos	2001-11-09 21:10:00
sounds like fun	by Da_Ediot	2001-11-13 11:33:37
DOH!	by mr.coffee	2001-11-06 13:35:23
The Skinny	by mr.coffee	2001-11-05 13:40:58
Commiseration	by dragon82	2001-11-05 19:37:30
allow me to add my condolences and congrats	by Da_Ediot	2001-11-05 17:23:03
Now you've got "the fear"	by nawft	2001-11-05 16:04:21
Sorry to hear that.	by SaleGamine	2001-11-05 14:38:16
Welcome to the ranks	by Paphos	2001-11-05 14:31:46
i'm very sorry	by chi_girl	2001-11-05 14:31:38
Sorry to hear that ...	by aix tom	2001-11-05 14:25:40
Sorry for you man	by Spisefisken	2001-11-05 13:55:54
Thanks 8^)	by mr.coffee	2001-11-05 13:58:15
RESUME HELP THREAD	by mr.coffee	2001-10-12 13:51:12
(more)	by mr.coffee	2001-10-12 15:09:03
couldn't help you guy	by Da_Ediot	2001-10-31 14:26:32
Objective help	by chi_girl	2001-10-30 11:30:05
cool, thanks	by mr.coffee	2001-10-30 15:35:08
you're welcome	by chi_girl	2001-10-31 11:07:45
So how's the job hunting going, Mr. Coffee?	by Paphos	2001-11-02 22:36:01
Good luck to...	by chi_girl	2001-11-03 23:56:28
Looks like plenty of experience there	by ladygeek	2001-10-29 19:33:35
You think so?	by mr.coffee	2001-10-30 07:02:10
So ladygeek....	by Paphos	2001-10-29 21:02:48
You know paphos, I don't know	by ladygeek	2001-11-01 12:53:11
I looked,	by mr.coffee	2001-10-30 06:50:52
Resume suggestions	by Paphos	2001-10-12 21:22:32
HELP!! thread...	by mr.coffee	2001-09-26 20:53:30
NOTE TO SELF RE: IBM 9.1GB SCSI	by mr.coffee	2001-10-10 19:02:44
not sure what fixed the boot floppy issue, but...	by mr.coffee	2001-10-08 05:26:05
cool	by nimdokk	2001-10-08 10:21:26
heh..yeah.	by mr.coffee	2001-10-08 18:03:56
hmm	by nimdokk	2001-09-27 09:37:12
hmmm also	by Da_Ediot	2001-10-02 12:21:57
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
edited autoexec.bat	by mr.coffee	2001-10-02 14:58:39
more info	by mr.coffee	2001-10-02 15:20:04
this may be a royally stupid question but...	by nimdokk	2001-10-05 18:27:37
Yeah, that was one of the first things I checked..	by mr.coffee	2001-10-06 13:17:31
also...	by nimdokk	2001-10-05 18:34:38
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
duh...	by mr.coffee	2001-10-06 13:42:38
WTC tragedy thread...	by mr.coffee	2001-09-12 15:56:27
What to do with Osama Bin Laden?	by Nyerguds	2001-10-19 10:43:22
heheheh	by mr.coffee	2001-10-22 07:26:29
NEW BABY!! (not gear or PC, REAL BABY!)	by mr.coffee	2001-09-04 19:57:09
have you seen purple pineapple? plz reply (n/t)	by pole	2008-03-09 23:22:04
Congratulations!! (n/t)	by chi_girl	2001-10-05 11:25:35
congrats also (n/t)	by Da_Ediot	2001-10-02 12:22:59
Sleep while you still can. (n/t)	by baski	2001-09-06 15:11:26
Congratulations!! (n/t)	by Blackbyrd2	2001-09-05 21:47:14
congrats and have fun	by ladygeek	2001-09-05 19:10:15
congratulations sir (n/t)	by nawft	2001-09-05 12:33:13
Gotta win the lottery or something...	by mr.coffee	2001-08-29 11:37:51
New Toy...	by mr.coffee	2001-08-20 08:57:28
Got the U-220 the other day	by mr.coffee	2001-08-29 11:25:47
k - so this thread is ancient....	by myke	2002-04-11 07:31:14
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
hmm....	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-30 10:21:04
Use the net command	by tunaman	2001-07-30 09:42:59
net command	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-30 10:19:33
Is it just me,	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-23 14:29:34
Hmmm.	by BlurOfSerenity	2001-08-30 13:56:55
HA! Don't I wish! 8^) (n/t)	by mr.coffee	2001-08-31 10:00:19
Wouldn't it be cool...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-17 12:36:01
Hi there,	by ladygeek	2001-07-20 20:55:00
Been around awhile	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-21 14:03:20
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
Hi	by Arienadean	2001-09-25 21:23:41
la di di....	by cayliel	2001-07-17 10:23:28
Hey...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-17 10:44:20
rolls eyes	by cayliel	2001-07-17 11:06:13
Your lucky, all I have is a work computer	by ladygeek	2001-07-20 20:53:43
an Apple? well this changes everything (n/t)	by nawft	2001-07-27 23:55:55
I'm just the opposite	by nawft	2001-07-17 20:34:56
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:35
visiting, visiting .. stop ranting, we love u :) (n/t)	by DragonLady	2001-07-16 23:53:09
<OT>	by nawft	2001-07-16 22:28:23
Hey, it could be worse...	by cybercat	2001-07-16 12:10:04
SKIRT?!?!?!?	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-17 09:22:52
Have you explained	by Blackbyrd2	2001-07-17 14:16:14
Yeah	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-17 16:19:13
skirts ... ! good grief! have you tried ...	by DragonLady	2001-07-16 23:51:16
Let out steam here...	by mekkanik_mike	2001-07-16 21:55:46
geekrights	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-17 09:33:36
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:29
YES!!!!	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:33:47
my mail to Sascha...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:36:35
Sascha's reply:	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:39:43
"napalm yes - cream pies no"	by BlurOfSerenity	2001-08-29 10:29:58
I GOT A VISITOR AGAIN!	by mr.coffee	2001-08-29 11:09:32
There's still some good ones...	by BlurOfSerenity	2001-08-30 13:54:20
<Deleted>	<Deleted>	2003-10-06 16:44:29
Did the Geek Code thing today...(n/t)	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-30 10:16:18
Now do the OmniCode	by kickstart	2001-07-17 12:29:59
months later...	by mr.coffee	2001-10-08 21:03:16
Pain.	by SexyKismet	2001-05-30 18:21:40
HA!	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-31 08:57:41
I think you'd be surprised...	by SexyKismet	2001-05-31 21:41:51
grin	by sprite_tm	2001-06-11 04:16:29
you dont have a prompt in dos. (n/t)	by mekkanik_mike	2001-07-16 21:47:36
you do so! (n/t)	by nawft	2001-07-21 17:37:38
Yeah, whaddaya talkin' 'bout? (n/t)	by Mr.Coffee	2001-07-23 07:36:20
Not me...	by mekkanik_mike	2001-06-11 03:05:03
Geek Code	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-13 17:50:21
play is okay though...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-29 14:56:55
gear update....	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:30:45
Do you possibly release	by SexyKismet	2001-05-29 21:52:13
nah...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-30 10:03:15
ooh ooh ooh!	by cayliel	2001-06-21 13:23:13
it's nice...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:20:04
hehe.	by cayliel	2001-07-17 10:25:03
never mind.	by cayliel	2001-06-22 13:17:29
Soft-synths & such...	by Mr.Coffee	2001-06-29 11:17:24
work is a drag	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-29 14:43:57
Idea:	by sprite_tm	2001-05-31 02:06:09
hmm...it's a thought. (n/t)	by Mr.Coffee	2001-05-31 09:00:06

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