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[flatlander] Diary of Member flatlander Updated/Posted: 2010-10-16 15:25:54
Right then. I'm flatlander. I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king. I've been up and down and over and out, and I know-- in fact, I know several things, including the words to some songs that Frank Sinatra sang.. Thanks for wandering in. So post something already! br> br> sub>

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Jesus Jokes Go Here (n/t) by flatlander2012-03-26 13:26:07
  Why did Jesus cross the road? by flatlander2012-09-26 11:03:15
  Well, the old story: by aix tom2012-05-31 13:33:03
  Jezus saves! by Cokish2012-05-31 12:13:19
  Jesus goes golfing by therantinggeek2012-05-31 11:32:23
  Billy Joe Bob takes Jesus fishing by flatlander2012-03-28 08:07:03
  Jesus walks into a Motel 6 by Hieraco2012-03-27 01:03:00
  Jesus loves me by toysbfun2012-03-26 17:50:06
  What Would Jesus Do? by ShadowSystems2012-03-26 13:58:47
  So Jesus Walks into a Bar by flatlander2012-03-26 13:28:48
yeah, so? (n/t) by flatlander2008-06-30 04:10:25
  that's right by Reddy2010-11-02 14:30:49
Linux discussion by flatlander2007-10-18 19:07:15
  Any Linux Distro you like by ideur2007-10-21 13:17:58
  Err... by Nekkoru2007-10-21 09:26:34
    hmm by flatlander2007-10-21 09:40:50
  Realistically, anything you want to try. by sgrunt2007-10-21 09:19:58
  According to this link by Stuka2007-10-18 21:54:51
    butbutbut! by flatlander2007-10-21 09:12:10
      Certainly worth to try out by ttlogic2007-10-21 09:28:30
      It *is* Free!   ;-)   (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-21 09:27:10
mcm.edu by flatlander2007-07-19 07:12:03
  oh??? by Reddy2007-08-21 16:06:55
nothing to see here by flatlander2006-12-21 04:57:18
  what queue?? by Reddy2007-04-13 22:26:47
    what's new? by flatlander2007-04-20 02:15:54
***blowing away dust**** by flatlander2006-09-20 15:36:47
  Hah ! by waveydavey2006-10-31 06:45:48
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2006-09-25 14:56:04
    my favorite, actually by flatlander2006-09-25 16:23:09
Texas Folktale Tour de Force:XPosted from LJ by flatlander2006-08-06 09:40:20
yeah, so? by flatlander2006-08-04 19:48:51
  Nope! (*random hug*) by Pyxidragon2006-08-07 05:35:38
DOES ANYONE ELSE'S FATHER???? by flatlander2006-06-14 05:53:01
here I am in the Big City® y'all by flatlander2006-05-05 09:50:00
flatlander's occasional Texas history corner by flatlander2006-03-24 13:19:45
  did anyone else's father by flatlander2006-05-22 08:13:03
  WHAT I LEARNED IN THE SIXTIES by der_Fachlander2006-04-12 04:04:25
    WHAT I LEARNED IN THE SEVENTIES by der_Fachlander2006-04-14 05:07:50
  does anyone else's father by der_Fachlander2006-03-29 05:34:54
  Does anyone else's father by der_Fachlander2006-03-25 05:29:31
flatlander's Occasional Texas History Corner by flatlander2006-03-02 03:12:11
  Anson, TX is the seat of Jones County by der_Fachlander2006-03-17 06:41:04
    Emancipation Day by der_Fachlander2006-03-17 06:48:11
      my own father... by der_Fachlander2006-03-17 07:03:54
So....I'm back sort of by flatlander2006-01-11 06:06:44
an announcement by flatlander2005-08-22 15:17:17
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2006-01-07 15:40:59
ack! (n/t) by flatlander2005-07-15 04:49:36
  so what is the count now?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-08-04 16:58:35
    On May 25 by flatlander2005-08-05 01:54:37
      congrats by Reddy2005-08-05 09:32:38
  thpppt! even (n/t) by flatlander2005-07-15 19:20:44
    *hugs* (n/t) by Reddy2005-07-28 22:12:20
      thanks (n/t) by flatlander2005-07-30 14:05:54
time for something new here then by flatlander2005-07-10 13:46:48
  And lots of us here still rooting for you! (n/t) by waveydavey2005-07-18 01:44:15
Well.... by flatlander2005-05-22 06:13:43
  al righty then by Reddy2005-06-25 11:42:42
whew by flatlander2005-05-05 04:44:38
Well.... It's five months today then by flatlander2005-04-25 06:19:44
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2005-04-26 06:29:27
Hi ho, hi ho, (n/t) by flatlander2005-04-07 05:03:32
  it's off to work I go (n/t) by Reddy2005-04-09 09:45:28
    whistle with me! (n/t) by flatlander2005-04-09 19:14:16
      *pouts* by Reddy2005-04-13 11:17:32
        Since unfortunate medical misadventure, by flatlander2005-04-14 10:25:37
Yet Another TLP (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-22 18:47:46
  Yet Another Reply by Reddy2005-03-26 19:49:23
    How goes, Red? by flatlander2005-03-27 05:57:26
      it is going by Reddy2005-03-28 13:26:53
        We didn't do much of that sort of thing by flatlander2005-03-28 16:56:59
          awww cutie puppies by Reddy2005-03-31 11:59:04
            Irises are among my favorites by flatlander2005-04-02 05:43:12
              Mine are white by Reddy2005-04-02 08:22:12
                white irises are pretty by flatlander2005-04-02 17:09:21
                  I didn't link but will by Reddy2005-04-03 17:37:02
                    Is that freckled you? by flatlander2005-04-03 19:26:23
                      Ooooh - pretty!! by saminz2005-04-04 06:41:06
                        *waves back* by Reddy2005-04-07 16:48:34
    127 Days by flatlander2005-03-27 05:27:39
uh... by flatlander2005-03-17 09:34:51
  You really, urgently need.... by saminz2005-03-17 23:38:04
    right, by flatlander2005-03-18 12:22:39
New TLP by flatlander2005-03-14 06:41:34
  Could it be that... by saminz2005-03-16 08:04:11
    A little....... (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-16 14:02:24
uh.. right by flatlander2005-03-10 12:34:28
Carrots by flatlander2005-03-05 20:09:44
  What is something that you enjoy doing? by Reddy2005-03-09 12:09:58
    ooooooh, new bicycle maybe by flatlander2005-03-12 10:20:41
  What's your budget? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-08 09:39:43
    Probably between 2 and 4 hundred bucks (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-08 10:24:53
      could be more if I wait lomger (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-08 10:46:03
  Hey, how about 802.11G? by flatlander2005-03-08 08:33:54
  ask SO or other good frend to buy you something ? by Cokish2005-03-07 07:23:05
  A vacation/trip! by saminz2005-03-05 23:40:38
    butbut Der Schweitz is a pretty place , jah? by flatlander2005-03-06 12:33:48
      Die Schweiz ;-P! by saminz2005-03-07 01:51:11
        My German is practically non-existent by flatlander2005-03-07 11:07:35
          That's a good thing... by saminz2005-03-08 09:17:09
            where I live by flatlander2005-03-08 10:17:17
              HEY!! by saminz2005-03-09 13:15:22
                Oh, we never met, no by flatlander2005-03-09 18:30:23
                  You are talking down to me?! by saminz2005-03-10 07:16:36
                    I don'tknow about your Irish friends, by flatlander2005-03-10 07:50:40
                      Nah. Isn't. by saminz2005-03-10 23:28:02
  I bow in awe of your determination by bastetsmuse2005-03-05 21:23:26
    camera, good idea maybe by flatlander2005-03-06 06:11:05
  an iPOD would be good,,, by gabboqbriggs2005-03-05 20:52:34
    don't need a guitar by flatlander2005-03-05 21:09:09
A Personal Observation by flatlander2005-03-04 18:21:05
3/3/05 22:03 local time by flatlander2005-03-03 20:20:29
  *looks in garden* by Reddy2005-03-04 17:22:37
Oh, let's do change the subject, eh? (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-24 09:18:08
  OK by Reddy2005-03-02 17:08:07
    a little too cold yet, I think. by flatlander2005-03-02 17:47:40
      oh yes by Reddy2005-03-04 18:00:50
        Momma called that THE EASTER SPELL by flatlander2005-03-07 18:39:23
  jubsject. by saminz2005-02-28 07:42:49
    know subject! by flatlander2005-02-28 11:08:41
      You *were*, right?! by saminz2005-03-01 00:53:31
Disaster! by flatlander2005-02-20 18:48:54
  Any need to worry? by saminz2005-02-22 23:33:33
    no, not to worry by flatlander2005-02-23 07:18:17
      Have you been.... by saminz2005-02-23 11:28:33
        I tell you people way too much by flatlander2005-02-23 11:45:10
          And it came back to bite you? by saminz2005-02-23 23:52:38
            You know it by flatlander2005-02-24 08:01:13
              So? by saminz2005-02-24 09:38:17
                Actually.... by saminz2005-02-24 09:40:00
                  ROFL by flatlander2005-02-24 09:57:37
                    In that order ;-)? (n/t) by saminz2005-02-24 11:42:33
                      sure, in that order by flatlander2005-02-25 07:48:25
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2005-02-21 07:44:38
    a ThereThere ofcourse by flatlander2005-02-21 11:05:25
  can I help? (n/t) by plblark2005-02-21 05:55:24
    thanks of course by flatlander2005-02-21 07:24:18
      there there by plblark2005-02-21 07:31:17
I don'tdo Live Journal, so by flatlander2005-02-15 12:39:04
  why on earth not?! by saminz2005-03-01 07:37:29
  Screw it to the wall by flatlander2005-02-20 05:16:31
  frustrated today by flatlander2005-02-18 10:11:26
    It's okay though by flatlander2005-02-18 15:18:28
    and it's raining (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-18 10:12:39
  ..and obligatorially, the current music by flatlander2005-02-16 07:53:11
    The Offspring by flatlander2005-02-19 10:37:10
    RHCP: Rollercoaster of Love (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-18 10:09:16
    Enya "A Day Without Rain " (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-17 14:08:26
    Eels"Daisies for the Galaxy" by flatlander2005-02-17 09:46:24
    Jefferson Airplane "Crown of Creation" by flatlander2005-02-16 08:01:54
  What I'm reading sub thread by flatlander2005-02-16 06:30:19
  My friend is angry at me by flatlander2005-02-15 12:40:37
    She's always forgiven me before by flatlander2005-02-15 13:09:30
      I am relieved... by flatlander2005-02-17 06:31:20
Meh!!!!! (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-14 19:55:53
  Mooooh :-) (n/t) by saminz2005-02-15 05:43:22
    right! (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-15 07:56:25
Wow! by flatlander2005-02-10 12:49:24
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2005-02-11 09:56:37
    Have some of mine! by flatlander2005-02-12 13:51:37
      that sounds great by Reddy2005-02-12 13:55:46
        come on, then by flatlander2005-02-12 14:14:09
          I'm hungry too (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-12 14:14:32
New pictrure links up there ^^^ (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-04 12:38:54
  oops, I meant picture by flatlander2005-02-04 15:07:54
    cool pic by Reddy2005-02-08 11:55:23
      great place for horizons and sunsets by flatlander2005-02-08 13:00:23
        I love the rolling hills by Reddy2005-02-09 08:44:08
A TLP about nothing in particular by flatlander2005-02-03 13:08:11
Just heard from yet another old friend by flatlander2005-01-28 15:14:48
Two months! by flatlander2005-01-25 14:14:39
  Congratulations from inittab... by inittab2005-02-05 15:48:47
    thanks, i guess by flatlander2005-02-08 09:30:45
  two months and two days, even ! (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-27 10:09:28
YATLP by flatlander2005-01-22 18:55:41
  Hey by Reddy2005-01-25 10:24:23
    I''m doing pretty welll thanks by flatlander2005-01-25 14:13:11
It's been days and days, weeks even by flatlander2005-01-07 08:59:22
  current count: by flatlander2005-02-09 20:21:47
  49 days and counting by flatlander2005-01-13 11:09:24
    eight weeks this next thursday by flatlander2005-01-18 08:45:04
      Eight weeks today, in fact (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-20 07:12:38
newTLP (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-01 14:21:22
  *flies in on broom* by NOLAWitch2005-01-01 15:16:00
    on the mend, yes,although notyet mended by flatlander2005-01-02 07:20:42
  Good to see you're back! by thewrongcrowd2005-01-01 15:05:43
Some men say a man is made out of mud by flatlander2004-09-20 05:36:42
  Hey! by waveydavey2004-11-11 14:59:34
  Thanks!! by saminz2004-11-09 01:30:07
What a hard week by flatlander2004-09-18 06:28:56
So, haven't followed the board too closely by flatlander2004-09-12 17:54:28
  Ah, screw it to the wall by flatlander2004-09-18 06:19:11
Ho hum by flatlander2004-08-26 02:06:52
  Dear me ... by waveydavey2004-08-26 14:17:43
    Oh, there are several advantages to being 40 by flatlander2004-08-27 03:45:18
I got the job, y'all by flatlander2004-08-14 09:51:04
  Congrats FlatLander by orionrobots2004-08-25 02:30:22
  Good going by ixeian2004-08-21 10:43:32
  CONGRATS! by rottweiler2004-08-20 06:29:47
    my office is in the NOC by flatlander2004-08-20 17:40:17
I have a temporary job this week by flatlander2004-08-02 11:01:21
  Well, that was okay by flatlander2004-08-06 13:26:26
bleh, by flatlander2004-07-27 10:42:43
okay, it's been long enough by flatlander2004-07-22 16:42:48
W00t! Vive Le Lance, y'all! by flatlander2004-07-22 05:11:15
  and again! by flatlander2004-07-23 05:18:44
  agree by ixeian2004-07-22 07:32:53
  woot! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-07-22 06:28:14
oh, Mr. Safire by flatlander2004-07-16 16:40:24
Algebra by flatlander2004-07-16 09:01:40
I hate when she does that by flatlander2004-07-15 14:24:01
  yeah, kinda like deep doo ... by plblark2005-02-21 06:02:25
  It's two weeks notice by flatlander2004-07-16 09:13:53
The Road to Norman's House by flatlander2004-07-15 14:20:06
Senator Barbara Boxer by flatlander2004-07-14 16:21:23
Something else, and more of the same by flatlander2004-07-11 09:47:11
Oh, fer cryin' out loud... (n/t) by flatlander2004-06-24 19:00:22
*Point of Personal Privilege* </RobertsRules> by flatlander2004-06-21 11:22:12
you know by flatlander2004-06-06 05:20:45
has anyone noticed that I'm missing? by flatlander2004-05-18 14:30:08
  yep by Reddy2004-05-25 14:30:31
Rose, la Malodoreuse by flatlander2004-04-25 07:25:21
out of here for the time being by flatlander2004-04-17 14:22:18
  Yeah, a week was long enough (n/t) by flatlander2004-04-25 07:00:30
    or well, maybe not (n/t) by flatlander2004-04-27 14:08:02
fence post by flatlander2004-04-05 04:13:08
  *groan* (n/t) by Feng_Li2004-04-15 14:19:36
random post (n/t) by flatlander2004-03-19 04:44:19
  how're the puppies doing? (n/t) by rottweiler2004-04-01 07:18:30
    they're delightful, of course, being puppies by flatlander2004-04-01 07:34:07
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2004-03-21 20:01:01
this code doesn't work right by flatlander2004-03-10 16:05:23
  The else block is never entered... by BrainBug2004-03-10 16:39:11
    so... do while loop, you think? by flatlander2004-03-10 16:48:57
      why any loop? by BrainBug2004-03-10 16:54:37
        To be less obscure... by BrainBug2004-03-10 16:57:51
          I see by flatlander2004-03-10 17:02:40
            Happens to me all the time... by BrainBug2004-03-10 17:06:45
              excellent by flatlander2004-03-10 17:18:04
Nothing New by flatlander2004-02-23 09:16:44
What a hard weekend this was by flatlander2004-01-26 02:24:06
  geekness is strong in you (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-05 05:13:33
    you display an admirable and extensive... by flatlander2004-02-09 12:49:59
more general clutter and such by flatlander2003-12-21 17:56:56
  is General Clutter related to General Drek? (n/t) by rottweiler2003-12-26 13:35:41
    yes, they're generally related (n/t) by flatlander2003-12-30 14:26:49
      as long as they aren't specifically related ... by rottweiler2004-01-05 07:08:41
and it's my birthday again by flatlander2003-12-17 04:27:04
  my friend steve turned 53 today (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-12-17 16:03:11
  Happy Birthday by Reddy2003-12-17 15:58:44
    We decided to skip the cake by flatlander2003-12-18 05:06:14
All right! It compiled the first time! by flatlander2003-12-14 07:55:24
Ack! Thpppt! by flatlander2003-11-04 05:04:47
  Bill the Cat? by rorajoey2004-04-15 13:41:31
  ...or not (n/t) by flatlander2003-11-13 14:45:57
    definitely not, then (n/t) by flatlander2003-11-24 20:05:36
I'm getting a new G4 Powerbook by flatlander2003-10-09 13:01:32
  And now, it's here! by flatlander2003-10-20 12:12:06
    I hate you. by mcnutcase2003-12-09 05:22:21
      No, you don't hate me by flatlander2003-12-11 05:33:55
  FedEx package tracker says it's in Indianapolis by flatlander2003-10-17 04:41:03
  And it's about time.... by greybeaver2003-10-11 11:54:39
    Which Powerbook did you get? by flatlander2003-10-17 06:58:47
</lurk> by flatlander2003-10-09 13:00:51
</lurk>I'm doing it again by flatlander2003-09-16 11:56:36
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 15:48:54
hardware RAID vs. software RAID by flatlander2003-08-27 06:20:33
  No experience personally... by rorajoey2004-04-15 13:43:57
New month, New Top Level Post by flatlander2003-08-04 03:01:24
  Pocky: by Nichiran2003-08-10 00:38:15
  Funny you should mention limericks just in time by unseen2003-08-04 19:46:53
    Interesting coincidence, yes by flatlander2003-08-05 05:26:29
  hi by alphascorpii2003-08-04 07:47:56
    No, children are immune to heat, I think by flatlander2003-08-07 14:26:58
I'm lurking again, in case anyone's interested (n/ (n/t) by flatlander2003-07-17 06:01:24
  Love that facial hair man! by Sleepy_Head2003-07-29 07:19:39
    Well, thanks by flatlander2003-07-30 06:23:04
  No picture? by Nichiran2003-07-17 09:22:25
    downtime last night by flatlander2003-07-18 05:44:11
guestbook by flatlander2003-07-05 11:14:47
  Hi by afterburner2003-11-23 09:43:55
  Hello by NavyJoe2003-07-25 07:18:25
  Curious about what? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:40:33
    Curious to see how often people actually read this by flatlander2003-07-12 08:14:29
      I find that if you post in other people's diaries, by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-28 17:24:37
  Hello by oot2003-07-08 20:55:27
    How about by flatlander2003-07-09 08:27:57
      Mmm... nope by oot2003-07-09 13:11:47
        Well, you... you... you... by flatlander2003-07-11 06:20:21
          You did it first!!! by oot2003-07-24 14:37:06
Meanwhile, what should my new domain name be? by flatlander2003-06-30 14:25:22
  or how about by flatlander2003-06-30 18:40:31
    better: by myke2003-07-02 15:50:02
Time for a happy TLP by flatlander2003-06-30 14:23:14
  {{{Flatlander}}} by Reddy2003-07-02 16:29:58
    Thanks, Reddy by flatlander2003-07-03 08:45:16
outa here for awhile by flatlander2003-06-24 17:25:44
  </lurk>this one may take longer by flatlander2003-06-26 19:11:07
It has occured to me... by flatlander2003-06-24 04:55:03
  Darn! a spelling error: sub occured/occurred (n/t by flatlander2003-06-24 05:01:02
post a screenshot by flatlander2003-06-19 08:52:47
  THE LINK IN THE TLP IS BROKEN (n/t) by flatlander2003-06-25 04:38:25
  here they are by vitaCpp2003-06-23 13:36:04
    Oops by flatlander2003-06-23 15:47:55
      fixed by vitacpp2003-06-24 07:26:39
  Simplicity by silan2003-06-21 22:06:56
    which os / wm is that? by Winsmith2003-06-22 03:58:45
      it's Litestep by silan2003-06-22 11:43:45
      yeah, it's clean and pretty, isn't it? (n/t) by flatlander2003-06-22 05:32:05
  Mine by Llyr2003-06-21 09:39:34
    erm.. why is the color transition by flatlander2003-06-21 15:55:29
      Nah, it's supposed to be that way. by Llyr2003-06-22 18:12:38
  experiment for McNutcase by flatlander2003-06-21 08:12:18
    Port issue... by McNutcase2003-06-21 08:19:35
      Yeah, check the "not Dubya's head" link by flatlander2003-06-21 08:27:17
  interesting screen - but no shot by vitaCpp2003-06-20 13:44:02
  How goes it flatlander? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-20 12:07:59
    busy, I've been busy by flatlander2003-06-21 07:29:49
  Here's my shiny new Gentoo install... by fx2003-06-19 12:12:14
    ooh, the mousy pointer thing is gone! (n/t) by Winsmith2003-06-21 16:24:48
    They suck... by amlethus2003-06-20 08:58:59
      Yes, it does share RAM... by fx2003-06-21 20:08:02
    Usually, the onboard ones suck by flatlander2003-06-19 12:32:49
      Likely 3.1.2 by McNutcase2003-06-20 08:33:47
  here's another from my best Linux box by flatlander2003-06-19 11:08:19
    THAT LINK IS BROKEN (n/t) by flatlander2003-06-25 04:37:52
  Screenshot by Shadowclaw2003-06-19 11:04:13
  Mine: by Irrelevant2003-06-19 09:41:55
    Okay, I wanna know how to do that by flatlander2003-06-19 15:04:13
  Here ya go! by Tomo2003-06-19 09:31:37
  Here's mine. by Silvermoon822003-06-19 09:06:40
    woa, cool! by Winsmith2003-06-21 16:19:29
ack!! thpppt!! by flatlander2003-06-11 19:46:14
  Hairball! by greybeaver2003-06-16 08:35:43
  </lurk> (n/t) by flatlander2003-06-14 09:16:02
List of people who helped when I asked by flatlander2003-06-11 05:00:47
  mmell and greybeaver for the answers by flatlander2003-06-11 07:17:13
    You're welcome. by greybeaver2003-06-11 08:33:32
      OS 6 probably by flatlander2003-06-11 15:36:54
        LOL by greybeaver2003-06-12 09:10:15
          Do you in fact sell many of those? by flatlander2003-06-14 10:52:08
            I'd rather knap in the shade. by greybeaver2003-06-16 09:25:28
  talon, subbywan, myke, NOLA, mmell, and joecrouse by flatlander2003-06-11 05:13:49
"So this guy walks into a bar" thread! <kunk> by flatlander2003-06-04 06:57:09
  And THEN the bartender said... by rorajoey2004-04-15 13:45:36
  So this butcher walks into a bar by flatlander2003-06-14 11:01:26
  So this guy walks into a bar and tells the barman, by flatlander2003-06-14 10:57:19
  So two antennae walk into a bar by flatlander2003-06-14 10:42:20
  So this guy walks into a bar by flatlander2003-06-14 10:24:22
  So a set of jumper cables walks into a bar by flatlander2003-06-11 20:48:13
  So this hydrogen atom walks into a bar by flatlander2003-06-11 20:46:26
  So this sandwich walks into a bar by flatlander2003-06-11 20:40:42
  submitted by by subbywan [2003/06/06 10:37] by flatlander2003-06-06 10:49:44
  42 lemmings walk into a bar by flatlander2003-06-04 07:33:34
  So this rope walks into a bar by Llyr2003-06-04 07:24:05
  two drummers walk past a bar by diorama2003-06-04 07:08:42
  So this guy walks into a bar... by flatlander2003-06-04 07:02:38
    In English by oot2003-06-06 20:16:10
      ¿eres estudiante de español? by flatlander2003-06-09 08:48:02
aack!! thpppt! (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 19:34:59
  Y'all take a hike... (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-30 13:49:23
KVM switch recommendations and opinions by flatlander2003-05-21 06:52:22
I'm outa here for awhile (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-08 06:38:22
  Re: ASCII graphics by ideur2003-05-17 05:47:13
    Cool! (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-18 04:26:13
  I just read Flatland. by Route2003-05-16 11:07:31
    No, I haven't read that by flatlander2003-05-17 05:53:12
    Oops by Route2003-05-16 11:08:33
  Yeah, okay. So I'm back. (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-12 12:46:22
Advised Hurray by flatlander2003-05-07 07:04:48
A hardware discussion by flatlander2003-04-30 10:37:01
  Part II by flatlander2003-04-30 10:38:27
    Ide raid... by Nuitari2003-04-30 12:18:41
Another random stuff thread by flatlander2003-02-19 03:41:15
  Wha??? by DaNutBall2003-05-03 14:43:17
  About the linux dual-boot thing.. by dopple2003-04-28 20:00:43
    the problem with the other method by flatlander2003-05-01 05:30:08
  *hugs the diary* by OzanBABA2003-04-23 08:28:46
  It's official: the world likes you. (n/t) by world2003-04-01 10:07:57
    Well, how about that! by flatlander2003-04-04 01:50:50
  Thanks for the visit. by Lady-Luna2003-03-31 15:10:01
    ... by Eostre Bunny2003-04-20 09:31:22
      woo hoo FOUND IT (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-20 15:06:08
        Thank you for sharing (n/t) by Reddy2003-04-21 13:57:11
  BeOS Bible by Route2003-03-28 11:48:35
  I'm bored. Visit my diary. Please. (n/t) by Route2003-03-27 21:17:00
  easy on the clutter bombs? by reddy2003-02-25 07:54:43
Network Design Project by flatlander2003-02-06 06:45:39
  Network or total I/T setup? by LurkerMo2003-02-19 14:16:09
    The physical area is 1700 square feet by flatlander2003-02-20 19:32:54
  having digested suggestions, new server spec's by flatlander2003-02-07 12:31:49
  JetDirect by TheAnomaly2003-02-06 13:14:30
  Switch by flatlander2003-02-06 11:36:36
    do they need what the cisco offers? by TheAnomaly2003-02-06 13:10:02
  firewall/ router by flatlander2003-02-06 11:16:55
  database and file server (probably SuSE) by flatlander2003-02-06 09:15:05
    Why in the name of Belzebub by wonga-bonga2003-02-06 11:55:25
      That's $350 for two CRT's by flatlander2003-02-06 12:16:29
        RAID by wonga-bonga2003-02-06 15:52:27
        Why bother with two? by Freakazoid2003-02-06 14:06:48
          The file server was planned dual-head by flatlander2003-02-07 04:53:48
The really, really bad joke thread by flatlander2003-01-30 10:10:08
  What do you call... by rorajoey2004-04-15 14:55:37
  There was a deck hand on a ship who by NOLAWitch2003-02-01 15:26:23
  What's the difference by flatlander2003-02-01 10:46:22
  Naruki suggested this one by flatlander2003-02-01 10:44:08
  Q: Why can't they use DNA testing in by NOLAWitch2003-02-01 07:23:14
    Lousiana, where family trees don't fork (n/t) by flatlander2003-02-01 10:34:20
  Truly Tasteless by theymustbidiots2003-02-01 07:12:29
    what's the difference by flatlander2003-02-01 10:38:53
  Two muffins are in an oven. by Llyr2003-01-30 19:50:46
  Another bad one. by Silvermoon822003-01-30 14:16:37
  Are you ready? I've got two for you: by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-30 10:28:44
  A German friend told me this one... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-30 10:22:10
    Nazis Rule OK by wonga-bonga2003-01-30 11:36:39
    Another terrible joke... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-30 10:25:01
Anyone still mad at me? by flatlander2003-01-18 09:53:56
  regarding Macs... by McNutcase2003-01-30 02:24:38
  guess either no one is still mad at me by flatlander2003-01-27 07:28:11
still thinking about solaris by flatlander2002-12-30 10:01:24
  Solaris, the masochist's *nix! (n/t) by surgo2003-01-17 21:11:20
    Replied by flatlander2003-01-18 10:00:37
  Hi by reddy2003-01-10 19:47:55
  I thought Solaris only ran on Sun equipment? (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-01 03:04:21
    No, there's always been a Solaris for Intel by flatlander2003-01-01 03:08:02
      Haha, funny stuff. And is it freely available, by caffine-iv2003-01-01 03:44:22
        Download is 20 bucks by flatlander2003-01-01 04:40:56
          Sweet, thanks :) by caffine-iv2003-01-01 05:24:57
  Solaris is hot! by myke2002-12-30 10:19:35
<lurk> (n/t) by flatlander2002-12-26 06:45:32
  </lurk> by flatlander2002-12-26 06:51:25
    Oh no :( by Reddy2002-12-26 13:48:36
Today is my birthday by flatlander2002-12-17 09:32:22
  Happy Belated Birthday!!!! by Danu2008-01-14 21:42:54
  Happy Birthday - to US both by inittab2003-02-19 16:00:32
  Happy Belated Birthday (n/t) by Route2003-01-20 20:30:32
  Happy Birthday by reddy2002-12-20 06:25:46
  Happy Beerday! by Funky_Monkey2002-12-17 09:44:12
Nearly ready to do it by flatlander2002-12-17 09:31:27
  UPDATE -- six months and one version later by flatlander2003-06-22 08:07:06
  Okay then, I've done both by flatlander2002-12-29 06:07:29
  I like RH by Pic2002-12-18 07:17:19
    Do you think it was a problem by flatlander2002-12-18 07:27:47
  Mandrake by elessar2002-12-17 10:25:40
  Some answers by Kickstart2002-12-17 09:46:10
    Well... by flatlander2002-12-17 10:13:09
A place for random stuff by flatlander2002-12-12 09:47:49
  =rand() by flatlander2005-04-08 21:33:26
  **flatlander's secret chocolate stash** by flatlander2003-08-04 02:53:05
    *helps self* by murdurouspsycho2005-02-09 19:15:08
    Darn, this chocolate is dusty! (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-08 13:27:06
A lymerics thread by flatlander2002-12-05 10:26:19
  Not my own, but a good one. by rorajoey2004-04-15 15:00:27
  a risque one by flatlander2002-12-28 10:51:44
  ugh by reddy2002-12-10 13:57:18
    yep, that's good by flatlander2002-12-24 14:54:06
  Not a Lymeric, but I like it anyway. by inittab2002-12-07 23:43:12
  Okay! by Llyr2002-12-07 09:30:37
Anyone know anything about gas ovens by flatlander2002-11-26 06:02:15
  Sure, what do you need to know? by Funky_Monkey2002-12-05 08:48:00
    Actually, I already fixed it by flatlander2002-12-05 10:10:53
  Some of them have electric igniters. (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-12-02 06:05:08
    Bottom Post!!! :P (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-11 08:51:08
      Oh, it is not! (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-13 08:16:50
        It isn't? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-01 13:00:00
          Okay, maybe it is by flatlander2003-06-11 05:16:00
            We run around and try to hold onto the bottom post by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-17 07:57:04
              Ah yes by Reddy2003-06-22 15:54:34
                Well, I don't mind the bottom post by flatlander2003-06-28 11:10:46
                  Subject: Gas-Oven Ignitor by astreius2004-01-18 10:15:15
                    You ain't foolin' me by flatlander2004-01-21 15:45:17
                      Feel free to participate in a BP war in my diary. by bassplayer2004-01-29 16:37:33
                        Nya-ha-ha!!! Another one! :-P by bassplayer2004-02-21 17:59:36
                          thpppt! (n/t) by flatlander2004-07-18 16:52:50
                            Winner. (n/t) by Myke2017-05-22 21:41:10

 

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