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[bassplayer] Diary of bassplayer Updated/Posted: 2005-07-19 23:00:17
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the longines symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing jason off and countless screaming argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it's always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)

Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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                                Very funny. by bassplayer2004-02-26 16:07:20
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                                I have NEVER lived in UT by Sweethart2004-02-27 20:09:58
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  ::loads a snowball with fry sauce:: by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 13:01:05
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    Who's first? or second? by bassplayer2004-01-13 22:52:29
    The Baptists? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 10:43:43
      Well, the street-preaching ones, by Llyr2004-01-13 10:45:21
        Who dat? by bassplayer2004-01-13 22:43:42
          No, I did not. by Llyr2004-01-14 06:50:01
            Now THAT was uncalled for by bassplayer2004-01-14 15:52:52
              Unfortunately - that kind of behavior happens by Sweethart2004-02-10 23:39:05
              You said it. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-14 20:30:21
            Truly Christ-like behavior... NOT. by YakkoWarner2004-01-14 09:58:12
              Well, get this. by Llyr2004-01-14 15:53:02
                I'll bring the dynamite and the tweezers. by YakkoWarner2004-01-16 14:24:30
                  You are talking a paintball Garand, right? by Llyr2004-01-16 22:17:04
                    But... he's a Baptist! by YakkoWarner2004-01-18 22:09:47
                      Hey, I used to be a Baptist. by bassplayer2004-01-18 22:22:22
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                          "Lock-in" by bassplayer2004-01-19 17:54:07
                            I won the marshmellows and pretzels contests by Sweethart2004-02-10 23:34:29
                              I dare not ask. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-22 23:07:15
                      Heh, change in plans. by YakkoWarner2004-01-18 22:11:08
Tell Ben Where He Should Go To College by bassplayer2004-01-11 22:18:50
  Eastman School of Music, Rochester NY by romandas2004-01-12 22:53:08
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  U of U, obviously. ^^ by Llyr2004-01-12 18:19:47
    And plus... by bassplayer2004-01-12 22:22:59
      Exactly. by Llyr2004-01-13 06:45:01
  What are they in non acro form? by Celticess2004-01-12 18:05:44
    Non-Acro by bassplayer2004-01-12 22:42:35
The Random Whatever Thread by bassplayer2004-01-11 21:42:20
  diarytracert hop#6. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 00:25:43
  Obligatory Bumper-Sticker Quote by unhinged2004-03-01 18:43:15
  Cornhole Madness by bassplayer2004-01-14 18:59:25
  This space intentionally left vacant. by Sim2004-01-13 03:45:11
    This is the song that never ends... by bassplayer2004-01-13 22:49:15
      What the heck are you smoking? by YakkoWarner2004-01-16 14:25:31
        The weed turned out to be tea leaves by bassplayer2004-01-16 14:53:04
  Copied and pasted, by request. by Llyr2004-01-12 17:54:16
    Absolutely insane as usual - I like it :) by bassplayer2004-01-12 22:26:19
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  i have been looking at the COM SALE ad... by truthfool2004-01-12 17:22:22
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    Ah! It's a snake! Oh no, it's a snake! by bassplayer2004-01-12 15:46:29
Favorite Bands by bassplayer2004-01-07 21:54:59
  Favorite bands? by rorajoey2004-04-14 15:31:37
  Additions by bassplayer2004-01-11 22:01:38
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      Correction to subject line by bassplayer2004-01-08 08:02:30
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  geekcode is obsolete anyway by fudje2004-01-06 01:44:50
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      Set frequency to 204.57.81.4 by YakkoWarner2004-01-07 09:15:05
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                                Pay for what now? by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 10:54:37
                                "Stay here, tank. Stay here, tank. Ah, screw it." by bassplayer2004-01-13 22:50:39
                                "Why would they give me pink armor?" by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 23:51:54
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  Some Esperanto types here too by swisscheese2004-01-06 15:53:16
    You! look more at today's translation post! by bassplayer2004-01-06 17:50:31
  Of course I remember Mr. Felt. by Llyr2004-01-06 09:33:39
    The puns were the greatest. Really. by bassplayer2004-01-06 09:47:09
      That was quite the lame comeback, if you ask me. by Llyr2004-01-06 21:48:08
        *sad* by bassplayer2004-01-06 22:13:32
          Ok, then say something to the effect of: by Llyr2004-01-06 22:49:06
            More acronym translation by bassplayer2004-01-07 10:29:26
              One of the rules of the comment board. by YakkoWarner2004-01-07 11:04:09
                14?! Who has virgin eyes (much less ears) by then? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-07 20:43:39
                  That's been argued a lot. by YakkoWarner2004-01-07 22:30:39
                    Gosh, my littlest brother by bassplayer2004-01-07 23:22:51
            Actually, I think the diaries are fair game. by YakkoWarner2004-01-07 09:18:31
  cluuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! by MajorG172004-01-05 21:41:23
    And what does "cluter" mean? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-05 21:50:37
    What did you do? by bassplayer2004-01-05 21:48:46
  i Hola, jugador de bajo ! by Animefreak2004-01-05 12:02:33
    Who is the anime master here, then? by Sim2004-01-05 17:12:30
      defect. (n/t) by Animefreak2004-01-05 17:30:30
    I know both Espańol y/to Nihongo by bassplayer2004-01-05 15:02:23
      uhmm, do I want to know why you have a by Animefreak2004-01-05 17:30:05
        Hello? by bassplayer2004-01-05 17:43:31
      A large cat? (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-05 17:08:28
    Hmm...what's the URL for sporks? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-05 14:58:42
      Do you... uhh... IRC? by Llyr2004-01-05 17:09:21
  something. by Llyr2004-01-05 09:32:41
    Oh, and by the way, ego. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-05 17:10:12
    He should (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-05 14:59:36
    Darn you, Spencer! by Animefreak2004-01-05 12:03:33
      Ah, but if you think about it, by Llyr2004-01-05 17:07:45
        You have a point, but let me have my victories, by Animefreak2004-01-05 17:35:08
          Ok, fine. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-05 17:41:15
            Thank you! by Animefreak2004-01-05 17:44:07
              Hee hee (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-05 18:16:38
                ^^. or, why can't it be ^.^? or ^_^? HHHHMMMMMMM?? (n/t) by Animefreak2004-01-06 18:15:50
                  ^^ is Spencer by bassplayer2004-01-06 19:59:51
                    My condolences. by YakkoWarner2004-01-06 20:34:29
                      Heh. by Llyr2004-01-06 22:49:57
                        Really? Which ones? ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-07 09:16:41
                          Good point (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-12 21:07:38
                            Natch. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 14:27:19
                              Wieners. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-13 22:51:10
                                With fry sauce? Mmm... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 23:47:34
                                *liberally mixes arsenic in fry sauce* by bassplayer2004-01-14 18:40:58
                                Mmm, Spanish fly. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-15 09:47:51
                                How 'bout some flench flies? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-16 00:24:36
                                Fa-ra-ra-ra-raaaa.. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-16 06:50:43
                                Todo el mundo, canta, canta... (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-16 13:19:22
                                Seńor Beavis, żdonde esta tu hall-pass? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-16 14:45:29
                                Me gusta mucho las chicas que jugar al voleibol. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-16 14:55:14
                                Quanti illa canicula in fenestre? (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-17 10:11:37
                                How many of that *what* is in my window? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-17 18:11:34
                                Diminuitive of "dog". (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-17 21:28:41
                                Oh, and that's a feminine singular illa, by Llyr2004-01-17 21:29:08
                                As in the b-bomb? by bassplayer2004-01-17 21:41:47
                                Better than the H-bomb. by YakkoWarner2004-01-18 22:12:36
                                I shall impale you. by bassplayer2004-01-18 22:17:18
                                Nope. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 13:53:45
                                Did you crash into things? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 17:55:50
                                Not nearly as often as you'd think. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 21:10:02
                                How often then? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:24:04
                                About that often. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 22:13:36
                                Which is...? *slams Yakko's head into server* (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:49:40
                                You were the one who crashed it today. :) (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:54:38
                                "How much is that doggie in the window?" (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-20 06:13:27
                                *arf arf* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-20 10:48:02
                                I do hope he is for sale. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-20 12:21:45
                                "Are we talking hypothetically, or should we start by YakkoWarner2004-01-20 14:55:24
                                Hey, that's not how the song goes. by bassplayer2004-01-20 17:30:37
                                What song? That was Red vs. Blue! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-21 00:40:33
                                hoooow MUCH is that doggie in the windowwww by Llyr2004-01-21 10:24:55
                                I know; I was... oh never mind... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-21 10:49:52
                                Yakko never had a mind! by bassplayer2004-01-21 20:09:33
                                Ah, but we expect that from you, Ben. ^^ by Llyr2004-01-22 13:39:58
                                What are you saying? That I'm immature? by bassplayer2004-01-22 21:06:34
                                Only a little. by Llyr2004-01-23 11:10:07
                                And that wasn't cheese... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-23 12:57:08
                                ...it was DiGiorno! by bassplayer2004-01-24 16:30:26
                                PANTS!!!! by Animefreak2004-01-24 18:21:57
                                Ranma 1/4 by bassplayer2004-01-24 18:37:09
                                HellOOoooooo (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-26 18:03:42
                                Fish. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-26 22:12:25
                                Trogdor was a man... by bassplayer2004-01-27 16:39:36
                                I steal your bottom post Mwahahaha by Smimpin J2004-01-27 22:54:23
                                Totally BP'ed the wrong spot D'oh!!!!^^ (n/t) by Smimpin J2004-01-27 22:55:14
                                Wuzzat? BP'ed? What? by bassplayer2004-01-27 23:17:49
                                Nifty by Smimpin J2004-01-28 20:37:33
                                My father--he bought them. by bassplayer2004-01-28 20:45:08
                                White as Dracula as I approach the bottom... (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-16 17:45:29
                                Oh..."bottom post" by bassplayer2004-01-28 17:19:40
                                Argh. BP'ed my own diary. How pathetic am I? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-28 21:57:43
                                You really want an answer to that? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-28 22:28:03
                                Be my guest. by bassplayer2004-01-28 22:40:26
                                Was here, left my mark. by astreius2004-01-29 01:50:31
                                That is simply too impressive. by Llyr2004-01-29 10:12:48
                                A pity I must BP that. by bassplayer2004-01-29 16:19:22
                                Here, got this at the local BP. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-29 19:18:00
                                Heathen! Pick Texaco! by bassplayer2004-01-30 18:19:33
                                BP? by TechisSO2004-01-30 20:04:53
                                At Duke there used to be an on-campus burger joint by YakkoWarner2004-01-31 15:34:34
                                My 'rents use Costco gas almost exclusively. by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:41:29
                                Eh, why not? Bottom post! by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:53:42
                                I gotta get that female's number. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:47:53
                                -innocent look- Who, me? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 23:00:41
                                "innocent" and "female" by YakkoWarner2004-02-07 02:18:34
                                I resent that! by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 10:20:17
                                I think the word is "resemble", not "resent"... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-07 10:30:30
                                Oh? by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 11:06:36
                                Well, if wishes were horses... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-07 13:41:33
                                ... I'd have even more to ride ;-) by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 15:44:11
                                Rode *who*? by bassplayer2004-02-07 16:30:21
                                tsk, tsk ... by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 16:40:11
                                Ummmm... by bassplayer2004-02-07 21:01:22
                                LOL by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 21:52:43
                                Umm...what would you like to hear? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-07 22:11:57
                                I plead the fifth. by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 22:23:46
                                Well, I'm quite tired. by bassplayer2004-02-07 22:41:41
                                Oh, fun. by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 22:59:19
                                *snerk* by bassplayer2004-02-07 23:01:59
                                Eh, I'm not sick for once this year. by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 23:10:37
                                Heh. Sick. by bassplayer2004-02-07 23:23:47
                                I got the flu over christmas by lucidpsyche2004-02-07 23:30:42
                                That's not good. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-07 23:50:46
                                Not at all... by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 10:17:04
                                So, how does the story go? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-08 17:59:55
                                Whoo boy. by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 20:11:09
                                What was that guy on? by bassplayer2004-02-08 21:01:57
                                Heh, I'm not sure. by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 21:13:07
                                Sounds just like Debate. by bassplayer2004-02-08 21:27:35
                                Yup. by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 21:33:01
                                Ouch. by bassplayer2004-02-08 21:47:29
                                Oh my. by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 22:10:05
                                Hail to laziness. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-08 22:13:17
                                Oh boy, I really need to get this poetry thing by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 22:20:18
                                Fun. Analyzing. Hah. by bassplayer2004-02-08 22:32:50
                                Oh, so do I by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 22:38:34
                                What are you implying? by bassplayer2004-02-08 22:49:04
                                Let's just say that by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 22:51:59
                                OH. I get it now. by bassplayer2004-02-08 22:54:53
                                Nuh uh! by lucidpsyche2004-02-08 23:04:21
                                Capitalist. F@scist. Monarchist. by bassplayer2004-02-09 22:01:09
                                Hey, he knew there were editors in our class by lucidpsyche2004-02-09 22:17:53
                                BTW by bassplayer2004-02-09 22:19:45
                                I think half and half by lucidpsyche2004-02-09 22:40:18
                                Well, yeah. by bassplayer2004-02-10 15:43:23
                                :-( by lucidpsyche2004-02-10 16:27:54
                                Paranoid? by bassplayer2004-02-10 16:51:16
                                Ehh... by lucidpsyche2004-02-10 17:18:44
                                Hmm. by bassplayer2004-02-10 17:25:49
                                Heck no. by lucidpsyche2004-02-10 17:30:09
                                Okay. by bassplayer2004-02-10 17:37:36
                                Eh, for now -- please don't. by lucidpsyche2004-02-10 17:46:43
                                Boy, can I relate to that. by bassplayer2004-02-10 17:50:33
                                -pokes- where'd you GO? (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-02-13 13:34:42
                                What do you mean? by bassplayer2004-02-13 13:59:21
                                Yes, on the 'net. by lucidpsyche2004-02-13 19:32:01
                                Well, what happened is that... by bassplayer2004-02-14 20:29:39
                                hehe by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 20:37:16
                                We both do not tell the other about what we have d by bassplayer2004-02-14 20:42:31
                                ... for what? The opposite sex? -confused- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 20:48:05
                                Ahem: by bassplayer2004-02-14 21:01:29
                                Oooh, okay. :-D I get'cha now. by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 21:22:10
                                Oh. Mine's not that bad. by bassplayer2004-02-14 22:28:27
                                Okay, I can't fill in that blank. by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 22:41:46
                                Didn't you click on the link? by bassplayer2004-02-14 22:45:29
                                Egh, no filter...hmm... by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 22:49:44
                                Hmmm... by bassplayer2004-02-14 22:57:47
                                Purely parents freaking out. by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 23:04:31
                                Sure. by bassplayer2004-02-14 23:38:58
                                Eh, 'sokay. by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 23:47:28
                                I thought that DHTML=~CSS by bassplayer2004-02-14 23:51:14
                                Eh, I'll try... by lucidpsyche2004-02-14 23:53:59
                                Okay. Thanks. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-15 00:25:57
                                Does my page look okay? by bassplayer2004-02-15 22:02:27
                                Do I need to answer in the form of a question? by lucidpsyche2004-02-15 22:36:15
                                Way too far across? by bassplayer2004-02-15 22:46:43
                                Eh, no, it's not my resolution. by lucidpsyche2004-02-15 22:54:47
                                Okay. by bassplayer2004-02-15 23:07:38
                                Now: by bassplayer2004-02-18 16:49:14
                                Shiiiiiny (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-18 17:09:25
                                Looks good. by lucidpsyche2004-02-18 17:18:36
                                Center the table? by bassplayer2004-02-18 17:37:49
                                ... by lucidpsyche2004-02-18 17:57:22
                                Couldn't I just do by bassplayer2004-02-18 18:42:02
                                Argh...didn't work. Look at this instead. by bassplayer2004-02-18 18:43:30
                                But that would center everything in the cell by lucidpsyche2004-02-18 18:54:48
                                Okay, I did it. by bassplayer2004-02-18 23:26:14
                                Looks good... by lucidpsyche2004-02-19 00:38:06
                                Well, check it out. by bassplayer2004-02-19 23:17:44
                                I saw by lucidpsyche2004-02-20 07:12:59
                                Uh, when? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-20 15:54:15
                                -points up- by lucidpsyche2004-02-20 17:04:10
                                *smacks head* by bassplayer2004-02-20 20:20:10
                                -shrug- by lucidpsyche2004-02-20 21:53:14
                                The problem was that by bassplayer2004-02-20 21:57:19
                                To see it with 100% by bassplayer2004-02-20 21:58:46
                                And /that/ is why by lucidpsyche2004-02-20 22:15:03
                                But the table *does* have a width by bassplayer2004-02-20 22:19:28
                                stylesheets... Ack! by flatlander2004-02-21 14:07:38
                                WTH? by bassplayer2004-02-21 17:58:17
                                Dunno. But I have the bottom post in yours. by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 17:13:56
                                Something about giant monkeys taking over the by bassplayer2004-02-22 17:21:43
                                Oh, really? by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 18:11:41
                                Okay. by bassplayer2004-02-22 18:25:54
                                -grins- by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 18:40:56
                                And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiight! by bassplayer2004-02-22 19:35:18
                                ARROWED! by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 19:45:24
                                Dude. by bassplayer2004-02-22 19:47:47
                                The Cheat is not dead! by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 19:56:37
                                Douglas! by bassplayer2004-02-22 20:21:49
                                Good jorb. by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 20:39:53
                                Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister! by bassplayer2004-02-22 20:42:36
                                Ooh, I just found hay on my sweatshirt. o.O by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 21:04:32
                                Augh! You broke the thread! by bassplayer2004-02-22 21:23:50
                                Uhh... by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 21:52:07
                                But then there's only me by bassplayer2004-02-22 21:58:33
                                In search of the Yellow Dello! by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 22:16:09
                                We're about to embark on a dangerous journey. by bassplayer2004-02-22 22:34:31
                                And... by lucidpsyche2004-02-22 22:43:39
                                *ahh-choo!* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-22 23:08:02
                                Aww, you ruined it. :-( by lucidpsyche2004-02-23 22:03:37
                                If it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooo! by bassplayer2004-02-23 23:10:26
                                Uhhh by lucidpsyche2004-02-24 22:12:06
                                Sweet! by bassplayer2004-02-24 22:16:07
                                I thawt i taw a puddytat by ideur2004-02-27 01:06:38
                                You did! you did see a puddycat! by Tandy2004-02-27 01:12:01
                                *bows in reverent awe* by bassplayer2004-02-27 23:24:12
                                Oh yes. Try seeing your own picture generated by lucidpsyche2004-03-01 21:50:00
                                Where does one see that? by bassplayer2004-03-01 21:55:36
                                >Inside< by lucidpsyche2004-03-01 22:04:40
                                Awww... by bassplayer2004-03-01 22:18:28
                                Nuh uh. by lucidpsyche2004-03-01 22:24:50
                                Bottom Post!!! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-03 10:41:54
                                Tengo hambre. by bassplayer2004-03-03 12:31:58
                                Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero by YakkoWarner2004-03-06 00:34:10
                                Isn't that from Taco Grande? (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-06 17:42:02
                                You know what Tako means in Japanese? by bassplayer2004-03-08 16:11:40
                                Ah. by lucidpsyche2004-03-08 18:46:34
                                From an English or Latin perspective? by bassplayer2004-03-08 19:07:54
                                I suppose by lucidpsyche2004-03-08 22:07:17
                                I don't know. by bassplayer2004-03-08 22:48:33
                                I have this overwhelming urge to post the name... by YakkoWarner2004-03-11 15:53:14
                                Which one? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-11 16:30:53
                                The one whose name is based on... by YakkoWarner2004-03-13 21:22:54
                                Whatever. by lucidpsyche2004-03-13 21:38:16
                                That would be the proper plural. by YakkoWarner2004-03-13 22:12:32
                                Stop it. by bassplayer2004-03-15 21:04:21
                                OCTOPI!!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 14:46:09
                                SEPTOPI!!! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-19 17:27:22
                                -surreptitiously calls the men in white coats-n/t by lucidpsyche2004-03-19 18:54:52
                                BLANCTOPI! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-19 19:54:59
                                -men in white coats cart bassplayer away- by lucidpsyche2004-03-19 20:30:36
                                Meaning I ruled it before? Cool. by bassplayer2004-03-20 19:47:43
                                Hey! I rule the universe! by zorak2004-03-20 19:48:26
                                You can have it. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-22 19:10:05
                                Nuh uh, it's MINE. by lucidpsyche2004-03-22 20:49:11
                                Um...no. by bassplayer2004-03-22 21:16:46
                                Hehe. So true. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-23 10:31:17
                                Your skill is not enough. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-23 15:01:07
                                Estoy enferma. by lucidpsyche2004-03-24 20:35:55
                                Using Latin... by Llyr2004-03-24 22:30:06
                                Un tanke grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrande! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-24 23:03:38
                                For LucidPsyche: by bassplayer2004-03-25 13:58:14
                                And for the other way: by YakkoWarner2004-03-25 17:49:59
                                Fudge. Last line should be: by YakkoWarner2004-03-25 17:50:29
                                Oh, I know those. by lucidpsyche2004-03-25 21:10:33
                                But DJ by bassplayer2004-03-25 22:07:51
                                -shrug- by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 07:25:58
                                Pobrecita. by bassplayer2004-03-26 20:10:15
                                Repite, por favor. by lucidpsyche2004-03-27 15:20:32
                                Je ne comprends point. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-29 21:00:28
                                No tienes un punto, tonto. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-30 21:00:54
                                Me no get it, kemo sabe. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-31 17:59:51
                                An nyeong ha sip ni gga. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-31 20:32:18
                                And now you're speaking Korean at us. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-06 11:07:17
                                Ah, he knows. by bassplayer2004-04-06 20:44:01
                                Very nice. by Llyr2004-04-10 09:56:34
                                So'm I -- if I haven't already. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-10 22:03:46
                                You already had. by Llyr2004-04-13 21:26:30
                                -pokes- by lucidpsyche2004-04-13 21:26:26
                                What's your LJ username? The same as here? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-13 21:37:18
                                yeup. by lucidpsyche2004-04-13 21:45:08
                                Grammar Nazi, yes. by bassplayer2004-04-14 21:21:01
                                *ganks the bottom post* (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-16 10:30:58
                                What's gank or qank mean? by bassplayer2004-04-16 13:17:18
                                It's the stuff that collects on the bottom of your by YakkoWarner2004-04-16 16:01:53
                                What about the stuff that collects on the bottom by bassplayer2004-04-16 18:11:45
                                Well... by lucidpsyche2004-04-18 20:58:21
                                No... by bassplayer2004-04-18 21:28:09
                                Unless they're female, then they're called... by YakkoWarner2004-04-20 11:41:59
                                Yeah! Slap that b****, DJ! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-20 18:18:21
                                It's Gank, and it means "to thieve" (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 20:22:53
                                *GANKS Marc's katana* by bassplayer2004-04-22 20:55:28
                                *Ganks Marc's tanto* (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 22:14:49
                                What's "tanto"? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-23 16:50:09
                                The third member by Llyr2004-04-23 19:01:57
                                Correction: Wakisazhi. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-23 19:03:51
                                Correction: Wakizashi. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-24 11:04:41
                                Phonetically, those two are about the same. by Llyr2004-04-27 11:33:08
                                No, they are not. by bassplayer2004-04-27 12:11:09
                                Correction: by bassplayer2004-04-27 12:13:54
                                Bah. Fine then, be that way. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-27 17:23:59
                                Oh, yeah? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-29 12:08:15
                                Alright, children. by YakkoWarner2004-04-29 14:42:34
                                <sulky> Fine. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-29 14:49:13
                                <defiant> I'd like to see you try. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-29 21:27:07
                                He's good at that (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-29 21:54:32
                                Calling mods? The wiener. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-29 22:27:55
                                Who said anything about calling mods? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-04-30 13:27:15
                                Wasn't me (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-30 13:53:18
                                Yes, you. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-01 13:57:48
                                Sheesh. -rolls eyes- Boys. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-01 22:56:36
                                BOTTOM POST by ideur2004-05-02 08:11:14
                                Uhm ... where? -innocent look- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-02 14:12:07
                                That's what I'm wondering. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-02 19:53:35
                                Me too. by lucidpsyche2004-05-02 20:41:34
                                *pulls out guitar* by bassplayer2004-05-02 21:30:22
                                Dunno. :-P by lucidpsyche2004-05-02 21:35:58
                                Can you play "Heart and Soul?" (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-02 21:53:43
                                Of course! by lucidpsyche2004-05-02 21:56:49
                                Believe it or not, by Llyr2004-05-02 22:01:11
                                Half-annoying is more annoying than full annoying. by bassplayer2004-05-02 22:03:03
                                Oh, really? by lucidpsyche2004-05-02 22:13:25
                                I meant that only knowing half of an annoying song by bassplayer2004-05-02 22:19:48
                                In my high school drama room, by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 06:58:47
                                Hear, hear! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-04 19:18:32
                                Well ... uhh ... by lucidpsyche2004-05-04 21:20:49
                                How about: by bassplayer2004-05-05 17:53:31
                                Like I could tell the difference? by lucidpsyche2004-05-05 20:20:39
                                It would be funny if "no"" was the yo form of a ve by bassplayer2004-05-05 21:45:19
                                Not always. by lucidpsyche2004-05-06 19:29:05
                                Intriguing by Llyr2004-05-06 21:49:26
                                Heh. Oh, and make that "13 tenses". (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-06 22:46:26
                                Holy crapping crap! That's a lot. by Llyr2004-05-09 19:37:21
                                Well, she's counting the synthetic tenses. by bassplayer2004-05-10 16:29:22
                                -shrug- by lucidpsyche2004-05-10 19:59:47
                                Whatever. by bassplayer2004-05-10 21:45:27
                                Augh, I don't KNOW! by lucidpsyche2004-05-10 22:08:22
                                Oh, so she's counting participles? by Llyr2004-05-11 09:59:30
                                And if you count infinitives...well, Latin has mor by bassplayer2004-05-11 19:35:26
                                -smiles and nods- Ayup. by lucidpsyche2004-05-14 21:43:19
                                Yes. Yes it is. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-15 16:34:45
                                I'm sorry. Is my superior intellect intimidating y by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:27:08
                                Not particularly. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 20:00:06
                                So, you don't want to have an intellectual discuss by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:17:35
                                Maybe I don't. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:47:44
                                Not offended. by bassplayer2004-05-24 20:05:27
                                Whoa ... that's harsh. by lucidpsyche2004-05-25 14:57:03
                                *duh-duh-duh-duh* by bassplayer2004-05-26 19:01:47
                                Off-topic: re: website by lucidpsyche2004-06-12 08:04:24
                                thpppt! (n/t) by flatlander2004-07-18 16:54:36
                                thppt! to you too. :-P (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-07-22 14:53:32

 

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