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[afterburner] Diary of Evil Genius In Training afterburner Updated/Posted: 2010-03-26 09:09:52
I don't exist. I have never existed. I am a figment of your imagination. Anyone who claims that I exist is lying.
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What's happening? by afterburner2007-07-04 05:36:11
  Hmm by Hoth2017-07-23 08:34:43
The 2006 thread by afterburner2006-01-02 05:42:42
  {{{Afterburner}}} by Reddy2006-08-29 14:48:40
    Sure, it always works :) by afterburner2006-08-30 05:39:00
      Hey, where is the 2007 thread?? by Reddy2007-04-13 22:48:23
        Nobody* comes here so I hadn't bothered to do one by afterburner2007-04-14 05:49:34
          awwww by Reddy2007-04-14 09:12:16
            Hanging out... by werehatrack2008-05-17 12:40:35
  CLUTTER by ideur2006-05-26 02:50:59
Amsterdam UFie meet Sep '05 by afterburner2005-09-13 00:13:04
  It was a complete flop by afterburner2005-10-24 05:48:33
  I'll see if I can get my..ehm self out of bed by buzzin2005-09-19 02:12:15
    I'm sorry I couldn't make it :( by buzzin2005-09-24 09:24:13
  What to do? by afterburner2005-09-19 00:53:24
  List of so far interested people by afterburner2005-09-15 10:29:44
  Sounds like fun by Freespirit2005-09-13 22:37:17
  Lourens by LourensVeen2005-09-13 01:41:22
    EDOC 2005 by afterburner2005-09-13 01:54:27
      Ah, interesting by LourensVeen2005-09-20 07:16:59
  I might by Jesus2005-09-13 00:16:26
*flips diary light switch to off* by afterburner2005-02-18 01:14:17
  With a taunt like that... =-)p by ShadowSystems2015-05-13 01:15:44
    *flips diary light switch to on* by kreedah2015-05-13 10:48:28
  *flips light switch back on* by afterburner2005-03-29 00:22:24
    huh?? by Reddy2005-03-31 12:01:45
      I'm back by Reddy2005-08-13 19:08:01
        Hello by afterburner2005-08-22 05:33:55
          {{{Afterburner}}} by Reddy2005-09-06 08:58:46
            {{{reddy}}} by afterburner2005-09-09 01:08:09
              that is a good buy by Reddy2005-09-14 09:37:28
  i'm spire i öo do tlouhj!! by saminz2005-02-18 06:13:56
    Good effort. You must lear to touch type ;) (n/t) by afterburner2005-02-18 13:47:57
      Hehehe... by saminz2005-02-19 01:37:44
        Bah. Who needs proofreading anyway ;-) (n/t) by afterburner2005-02-19 06:41:48
          Especially with the lights out ;-P! (n/t) by saminz2005-02-19 06:58:22
Anybody here? by afterburner2004-11-01 03:27:51
  *drives over in a truck* by Nea2005-02-07 14:23:48
    Hey, thanks a bunch by afterburner2005-02-09 01:37:21
  nobody here but us Pocket PCs... by scragman2004-12-10 07:05:50
    *boop* *beep* by afterburner2004-12-22 10:06:13
  hmmm nope by Reddy2004-11-27 07:43:14
    I see by afterburner2004-11-27 09:10:01
      dont think so by Reddy2004-12-17 10:10:29
        Ok. by afterburner2004-12-22 10:08:57
          Goals are really great by Reddy2005-02-09 09:27:35
  If I exist, then I am currently here. by raptor_872004-11-08 18:47:20
    yes. (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-15 09:00:18
    That's not how it works. by Hoth2004-11-10 17:27:35
      Self observation doesn't count? by afterburner2004-11-11 07:58:31
        No. by Hoth2004-11-11 22:41:30
          I believe humans are herd animals by afterburner2004-11-12 05:27:58
    You mean that you're just a figment of my by afterburner2004-11-09 10:14:36
      Not exactly. by raptor_872004-11-14 14:22:32
        What if you're a figment of your imagination? by afterburner2004-11-15 07:02:12
  Of course not (n/t) by Hoth2004-11-02 06:13:08
    Yeah. I see. I'm not interesting enough :-( (n/t) by afterburner2004-11-08 09:40:35
Note to self: by afterburner2004-07-07 05:55:31
  Note to self: by afterburner2004-11-18 03:12:47
  nah... I don't need to look at that day's thread by dire_lobo2004-08-26 17:22:13
    All is well, thanks by afterburner2004-08-27 08:03:51
  Well, I for one... by saminz2004-07-07 07:26:22
Random babble thread by afterburner2004-02-20 01:42:26
  ok... by dire_lobo2004-07-21 17:10:43
  'Ello, Just popped in to say Hi! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-03 10:15:03
    Hello by afterburner2004-07-03 16:51:34
  {{{Afterburner}}} by Reddy2004-03-21 20:20:52
    {{{Reddy}}} by afterburner2004-03-22 00:27:27
  *hugs, pets, and hugs again* by TheRaven2004-02-21 12:44:02
    I'm fine, thanks by afterburner2004-02-25 02:18:57
      i have to do this by TheRaven2004-03-09 04:50:21
Very interesting by afterburner2003-11-21 12:25:18
  Not only bass guitar players, but by Alcyone2004-04-07 03:58:04
    A token protest by Treehugger2004-07-09 04:17:38
    Hilarious jokes by afterburner2004-04-14 13:04:15
  Viola Players! by treehugger2004-02-17 09:36:21
    Would you be so kind and by afterburner2004-02-19 12:47:50
      Viola Player jokes by treehugger2004-02-20 01:12:53
        Thank you by afterburner2004-02-20 01:43:46
  First, the word is "strap", not "band". by bassplayer2004-01-29 16:31:39
    Yes, I've found out that by afterburner2004-02-09 00:04:55
  what is seti ? by TheRaven2004-01-06 09:01:31
  All right! by flatlander2003-12-21 05:20:21
  Zzzzzzzzoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm by YakkoWarner2003-11-24 13:42:39
    I hate to explain the jokes by afterburner2003-11-25 00:48:11
      *processing* by YakkoWarner2003-11-26 11:15:58
        Yes bass guitars have usually only four strings by afterburner2003-11-26 11:53:48
          Nope, no musician jokes here. by YakkoWarner2003-12-01 14:14:36
            That's too bad by afterburner2003-12-11 15:09:10
SETI@Ufie thread stuff by Afterburner2003-09-28 04:17:49
  I'll be on vacation next week by afterburner2004-06-19 04:11:34
  Darn by afterburner2004-01-16 04:44:12
  *flys away with seti@ufie* (n/t) by TheRaven2003-11-07 04:16:55
    Hey! Bring it back. (n/t) by afterburner2003-11-08 14:29:03
  I've got a suggestion... by Soldier2003-10-26 09:01:25
    It's back in business now. New stats tomorrow. (n/ (n/t) by afterburner2003-10-26 14:31:25
      So , again, where did it go? by plblark2004-01-09 06:53:47
    Well it had worked for three months in a row by Afterburner2003-10-26 09:17:06
      you're excused :-) by Soldier2003-10-27 07:26:03
        You're forgiven :-) by afterburner2003-10-27 10:05:50
  My question by DeaconBlue2003-10-23 14:36:48
  my idea by TheRaven2003-10-06 02:03:29
  plblark's idea by Afterburner2003-09-29 10:01:38
    more by Afterburner2003-10-10 02:00:58
Being on a vacation is nice by afterburner2003-07-27 02:44:11
  my vaction by Reddy2003-09-12 20:15:41
    Sounds nice by Afterburner2003-09-13 02:40:19
  Travel! by Atrahasis2003-08-17 23:01:03
    Travel indeed. by saminz2005-05-04 07:18:11
  Sounds to me you did just fine by tumppu2003-08-11 04:33:15
  hope you enjoyed your vacation by FireballMatt2003-07-28 09:22:50
    Yes, I have a program to fetch the stats by afterburner2003-07-28 13:10:55
I really need a faster connection to the 'net by afterburner2003-05-23 12:44:33
  Arrggghhhh! by afterburner2003-05-23 13:49:08
    Poor afterburner! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-01 06:33:30
      I have now a dsl type connection of 256bps. by afterburner2003-06-01 12:53:43
General discussion by afterburner2003-05-21 11:25:55
  *hugs little children* by ONQ2003-07-31 02:12:03
    Yes, I suppose by afterburner2003-08-01 05:12:02
      i bringed them with me by TheRaven2003-09-09 02:16:49
        Uh huh by Afterburner2003-09-09 10:40:35
          come on by TheRaven2003-09-18 02:26:18
            Yes you are by Afterburner2003-09-18 09:10:54
              i scare the hell out of them (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-21 12:48:31
  {{{Aferburner}}} by Reddy2003-07-04 22:12:46
    Yes, they are allowed too by afterburner2003-07-05 04:01:14
Training for marathon thread by Afterburner2003-04-09 03:32:37
  I'm drained by afterburner2004-04-19 14:57:38
    But after a couple of weeks of regular training by afterburner2004-05-16 12:33:01
  The jogging machine is on the road again by Afterburner2003-09-22 09:03:54
  How's the training going? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-08 18:05:40
    I'm on a break from it by afterburner2003-06-28 03:48:38
  Week 19 by afterburner2003-05-11 23:30:24
  I keep forgetting to update here by afterburner2003-05-06 13:01:53
  Week 16/2003 by Afterburner2003-04-24 07:46:30
Hello by Afterburner2003-02-18 01:36:21
  Hi to you too by ahbtbone2003-08-13 15:52:39
    A short answer: extreme boredom by afterburner2003-08-14 10:27:22
  "Hi" by GeekPrincess2003-08-11 02:15:23
    Hi to you too by afterburner2003-08-11 12:25:54
  HI by ideur2003-06-01 03:15:05
    Ooh, nice ascii graphics by afterburner2003-06-01 12:54:55
      Re: How i make those ASCII-graphics by ideur2003-06-03 00:56:08
  No! I will not say Hi when I vis... by ahbtbone2003-05-23 14:13:31
    Ha! by afterburner2003-05-25 03:50:33
  HI by plblark2003-02-25 06:15:35
    I think I attached it. Oh well, I'll send it again by Afterburner2003-02-25 10:55:50
  Hi! by SaleGamine2003-02-18 01:54:40
    Hello by Afterburner2003-02-18 08:58:20
  "Hi" by ideur2003-02-18 01:43:58
    Thanks for the line, by Afterburner2003-02-18 08:59:29
      I'll line up a BOTTOM POST! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-18 07:41:01
        Bottom post, huh? I don't think so. by afterburner2003-05-18 10:14:14
          Why don't you think so? by theymustbidiots2003-05-18 19:43:04
            As you can see, there are posts below that one. by afterburner2003-05-19 08:42:39
              And below yours as well. by lessa2003-05-19 14:04:03
                But I wasn't claiming one like he did by afterburner2003-05-20 00:53:34
                  Thanks. by lessa2003-05-21 18:53:37
                    You're welcome by afterburner2003-05-22 07:06:20
                      So am Iallkowed to make bottom post? by Spisefisken2003-05-23 03:30:11
                        Sure, everyone is allowed by afterburner2003-05-23 08:35:50
                          Yeppers by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-23 11:57:01
                            Aaaaannnd I conquer again by afterburner2003-05-25 03:40:17
                              Nope by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-25 19:08:40
                                Bah by afterburner2003-05-26 09:48:18
                                Which diary would that be? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 09:54:45
                                A important one, duh ;-P by afterburner2003-05-26 10:15:38
                                Nice hint. by lessa2003-05-28 13:51:19
                                Thanks. It seemed to help at least nin_man (n/t) by afterburner2003-05-29 02:28:31
                                *makes a wall for the ivy to climb* by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-28 15:14:16
                                *sleepwalks hitting the wall* by afterburner2003-05-29 02:27:15
                                !BLP! by Shadowclaw2003-05-30 08:43:05
                                BLP MK II by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-31 13:25:07
                                Perhaps you will by afterburner2003-06-01 02:13:15
                                Patience? What's that? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-01 12:18:08
                                It's the thing people always say to each other by afterburner2003-06-01 13:04:36
                                Attention span lapsed... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-01 14:31:47
                                Whomp, There It Is! by AdMan2003-06-02 08:34:49
                                Ok ;) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-02 09:36:47
                                iBLP! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-06-02 21:29:31
                                But, you're all wrong by afterburner2003-06-02 23:54:04
                                I Am Right, you are wrong... by AdMan2003-06-03 12:27:28
                                It can't be by afterburner2003-06-03 13:08:14
                                You are *all* wrong. by Route2003-06-04 01:06:43
                                Wow. A veritable font of misinformation. by YakkoWarner2003-06-04 09:54:30
                                This was the bottom by ideur2003-06-05 00:12:30
                                Still is. by YakkoWarner2003-06-05 09:36:14
                                Right again. It's not. by lessa2003-06-05 14:58:57
                                Not is rot for the sots. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-05 21:19:47
                                Ba-Da-Bang! by AdMan2003-06-07 13:01:13
                                Here's a bottom post for a change :-) (n/t) by afterburner2003-06-08 08:44:31
                                A change in bottom post? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-08 09:39:21
                                Sounds like my life. by YakkoWarner2003-06-09 09:23:03
                                LOL by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-10 06:05:17
                                *sound of withheld puke* by afterburner2003-06-22 08:54:19
                                I was paraphrasing a Robin Williams routine ;-) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-22 11:10:11
                                Well, with the bottoms we've been posting lately.. by KingOfFools2003-06-22 15:49:37
                                It's just a flesh wound... (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-06-24 13:34:04
                                Your arm's off! (n/t) by KingOfFools2003-06-24 13:59:09
                                I really should look more movies by afterburner2003-06-27 10:56:50
                                You NEED to see this movie. by KingOfFools2003-06-28 15:27:59
                                Care to share it's name? (n/t) by afterburner2003-06-30 04:28:37
                                </subtlety> by KingOfFools2003-07-17 16:09:54
                                Yes, of course by afterburner2003-07-26 10:29:36
                                this is a long thread (n/t) by woodchip2003-08-03 02:33:08
                                Yes it is :-) by afterburner2003-08-04 02:16:38
                                {{{Aftherburner}}} by Reddy2003-08-07 16:26:37
                                OK, one clutterpie for you! by Nichiran2003-08-10 00:16:23
                                *looks up* by Afterburner2003-09-09 10:44:23
                                Tasty little things, aren't they? (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-21 17:14:04
                                Yes. Very tasty. by Afterburner2003-09-22 07:45:41
                                I don't wanna some. I do want some, though :-D by TheyMustBIdiots2003-10-24 06:57:43
                                *throws pie at TMBI* by afterburner2003-10-27 10:28:54
                                Um... Why are you reciting "e"? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-11-14 09:31:36
                                Because by afterburner2003-11-14 11:52:06
                                But e isn't as tasty as pi. by YakkoWarner2003-11-26 11:16:34
                                True, e isn't as known or popular as pi by afterburner2003-12-11 15:03:01
                                Well, they're both transcendental... by Llyr2003-12-15 16:13:14
                                Boy, was that a thread killer or what? by afterburner2004-01-28 11:52:18
                                No. Hi. Bottom Post. Llyr sux. I rule. by bassplayer2004-01-29 16:34:59
                                Lots of sentences there by afterburner2004-02-07 06:28:43
                                Random quote from Advanced Number Theory: by KingOfFools2004-05-02 05:29:17
                                I would have figured that you would have claimed by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 08:18:00
                                Yeah, I know by afterburner2004-12-16 15:21:29
                                How sad. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-17 07:38:14
                                True that by afterburner2004-12-22 10:04:44
                                Gimme that. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:04:16
                                You can't have it. It's MINE! by YakkoWarner2004-12-23 07:33:11
                                I can be a zealot too by afterburner2004-12-25 06:36:04
                                *sneaks off with bottom-post* by themadkansan2004-12-26 01:14:01
                                Where'd you put it? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-28 08:15:12
                                It doesn't matter much by afterburner2004-12-29 02:01:22
                                Alas, poor bottom post. by YakkoWarner2004-12-29 07:24:18
                                Ah, no need to get sentimental now by afterburner2004-12-30 08:03:32
                                Hey, look at that. by YakkoWarner2004-12-31 12:01:51
                                What light? (n/t) by TechisSO2005-01-07 13:36:53
                                ::pipes sunlight into the pit:: by YakkoWarner2005-01-11 08:14:39
                                AAAaaahhhh! by afterburner2005-01-13 07:40:51
                                *picks ab's wallet while he's distracted* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-14 16:11:55
                                *gropes air eyes closed* by afterburner2005-01-17 10:55:15
                                Ow, my eye! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 07:37:46
                                That's what you get for stealing other people's by afterburner2005-01-19 02:18:02
                                That, and a bunch of useless receipts by YakkoWarner2005-01-20 07:32:25
                                That's all what a student has got by afterburner2005-01-24 11:00:21
                                It doesn't end with graduation. by YakkoWarner2005-01-24 19:00:17
                                Awww man, I was hoping it would by afterburner2005-01-29 11:44:16
                                That's a darn good question. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-30 00:22:51
                                Hm... by afterburner2005-02-03 00:41:06
                                Cash? What cash? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-03 11:59:16
                                Oh, right. There's no cash. Just the idea of cash. by afterburner2005-02-04 07:23:42
                                And not much in there, either. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-04 07:51:25
                                Maybe if I had access to the banks computer... by afterburner2005-02-07 10:22:34
                                Transfer all partial cents to one account? by YakkoWarner2005-02-09 08:08:38
                                There actually is an urban legend about this sort by afterburner2005-02-11 08:00:44
                                Did he get the idea from the movie(s)? by YakkoWarner2005-02-15 11:52:56
                                Dunno. My father has told me that by afterburner2005-02-16 04:02:13
                                That reminds me of an SNL skit. by YakkoWarner2005-02-16 14:50:55
                                So the stories were made to tv shows by afterburner2005-02-17 12:01:39
                                The second one. by YakkoWarner2005-02-17 15:51:23
                                That's sad by afterburner2005-02-18 01:16:09
                                Well, it's an SNL skit... by YakkoWarner2005-02-18 09:02:07
                                Oh, yes. On the other hand I don't understand by afterburner2005-03-05 07:20:59
                                She was in the movie "9 to 5" by YakkoWarner2005-03-07 16:31:49
                                Oh, movie(s). Isn't she supposed to go to pension by afterburner2005-03-09 02:45:37
                                *doesn't like country music either* by YakkoWarner2005-03-09 07:30:05
                                That's what womed do by afterburner2005-03-16 00:42:04
                                Hey!! by saminz2005-03-16 06:23:36
                                :-P (n/t) by afterburner2005-03-17 11:46:37
                                steals back the bottom by rottweiler2006-05-11 06:48:46

 

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