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How might the world be different if... by ShadowSystems2022-02-23 07:28:19
  So long as 'go-wx' permission is enforced by wabbit652022-02-23 10:25:22
    I envision the death of marketing. by ShadowSystems2022-02-23 12:19:34
      all marketing might turn japanese style, they by oortael2022-02-23 12:40:20
        Japanese marketing is exclusively to sell by kahuana2022-02-23 14:42:24
          Nah, they just do the same thing for all products, by oortael2022-02-23 17:38:27
            How would that interfere with sales though? by ShadowSystems 2022-02-23 17:56:50
If some pushy salesdork gets up in your face & starts drowning you in BS, how would that generate a sale rather than, say, a savage kick in the fork, a sucker punch in the belly, & a Klingon-worthy forehead slam?
I mean, if some aggressive salesman gets up in my face already I'm prone to retaliate with a bit of "disuasion with extreme prejudice", so if I were telepathic & could prove that they were spouting BS, I'd be even *less* inclined not to beat the s4 out of them.
I'd call the cops myself & claim it was done in self defense, request that the cops read my mind to verify that fact, & then gleefully dance on the salesdork's chest while they laid in an ICU ward pending trial.
=-Jp
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