*Begins doodling random designs, images, letters, numbers, symbols, emoticons, emoji, & other oddities all over the zombie*
*Hides dog treats all around the zombie's body so the zombie becomes a puppy magnet*
*Hides cat treats all around the zombie's body so he becomes a cat magnet*
*Fills the zombie's orafices with maple syrup so the zombie becomes a Canadian magnet*
*Uses duct tape to bind the zombie to the floor so he can't escape, then uses the Sharpie to decorate the tape to be festive & gaudy*
*Wanders off to fetch more markers*
*Returns with a giant bucket of coloured markers in every shade of the rainbow*
*Begins more doodles, this time using as many different colours as possible*
*Stores all the used up markers in the zombie's nose for safe keeping*
*Straps a long pole to the zombie's forehead*
*Ties a line from the end of the pole so that it hangs just out of reach*
*Ties a strip of bacon on the string so that the zombie can see it, smell it, but can't get to it to eat it*
*Leaves to go find some doughnuts* |
