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How might the world be different if...	by ShadowSystems	2022-02-23 07:28:19
So long as 'go-wx' permission is enforced	by wabbit65	2022-02-23 10:25:22
I envision the death of marketing.	by ShadowSystems	2022-02-23 12:19:34
If you can't lie to folks without them knowing that you are lying, selling stuff would become much less of a headache. "Buy our stuff & it'll make your life easier!" Really? That's not what your mind thinks. Your mouth is spewing crap your brain knows is a lie. Go away. "But our product is the best! It can make your life easier!" You just thought ''It'll make MINE easier since my boss may not fire my a3 for not being able to sell this s4!'', so how does that make MY life easier? "Using our product makes your life easier!" How exactly does it do that? "Our product is the best! It makes your life easier!" Don't move. I'm reaching for a gun... Politicians that say one thing on the campaign trail & another once in office would never get into office. Lobbiests would have a difficult time of concealing the fact that they bribe elected officials for favoritism. Prosecuting criminals would become MUCH easier. Cop: Did you do it? Suspect: No. Cop: How about you? Did YOU do it? OtherSuspect: Yes. I shot him ten times, looted the body, then stuffed the corpse down a drain. Cop: Ok. The rest of you can go. NOT you. You stay right there... =-)p
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all marketing might turn japanese style, they	by oortael	2022-02-23 12:40:20
Japanese marketing is exclusively to sell	by kahuana	2022-02-23 14:42:24
Nah, they just do the same thing for all products,	by oortael	2022-02-23 17:38:27
How would that interfere with sales though?	by ShadowSystems	2022-02-23 17:56:50

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