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Proof I can't get pregnant...	by ShadowSystems	2013-03-07 17:48:04
approches stealthly directly in front of you	by kreedah	2014-07-04 09:20:24
WOOT! =-D	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-04 14:30:50
LOLs	by kreedah	2014-07-07 11:08:12
"Hey Baby, wanna visit my lilypad?"	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-07 14:54:31
I'll pass on the frog, thanks! ~;) (n/t)	by kreedah	2014-07-08 03:50:06
Ya gotta kiss a lotta frogs to find the Prince!	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-08 13:32:32
In PT, frog is usually wrongly translated to toad	by kreedah	2014-07-11 05:43:01
All I have is this 50Kg solid ChocoBunny...	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-11 08:23:38
Dark ChocoBunny?	by kreedah	2014-07-11 09:16:52
The Tootsie Roll Owl says...	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-11 15:17:30
puts up warning signs	by firehawk	2014-07-13 12:04:56
Flings a Bananarang at your head	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-13 14:18:23
fires giant butterfly net	by firehawk	2014-07-17 09:04:02
Flings a giant ButterBall Turkey at you	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-17 18:00:18
The sounds of True Love are something indeed	by kreedah	2014-07-18 11:25:28
Two ancient statues in a Roman park had been locking eyes for over 1000 years, their bodies arched toward each other with the promise of a warm embrace. One day a mystical gypsy woman stumbled upon the statues in the park and had an idea. She used her dark gypsy ways to bring the statues to life promising them an hour to do what they will before they once again must stand still for the rest of time. Eagerly they took each other's hand and rushed into the bushes. The gypsy smiled as she heard giggling delight and the undeniable sounds of pleasure from near by. Soon the gypsy heard the female statue crying aloud "I'm going to get one IM GOING to GET ONE!..... Oh Yess I got it!" To which the male statue replied "Good, hold that dirty pigeon down while I shit on its head." (I'm feeling lazy, so I copied from http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1q3x5p/the_statue_lovers/)
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And here I thought you were gonna	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-18 14:59:26
The whole exchange sounds soooooo romantic!	by kreedah	2014-07-20 07:42:27
HUGS You're Strange. I like that. =-D	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-20 15:04:47
A bit far for that...	by kreedah	2014-07-23 11:03:25
Collects the water vapor	by ShadowSystems	2014-07-23 14:44:20
Awww... rainbow! ~:D	by kreedah	2014-08-14 09:44:40
Mmmmm... Camping.	by ShadowSystems	2014-08-14 15:08:19
LOL! ~:DDD	by kreedah	2014-08-18 10:04:19
I'd go Camping with you! =-D	by ShadowSystems	2014-08-18 14:57:15
I'd be honoured to be called your guide! ~:)	by kreedah	2014-08-23 20:43:58
Like I need an excuse to be nekkid? =-)p	by ShadowSystems	2014-08-24 05:26:05
Silly me! How could I forget that? ~:D	by kreedah	2014-08-24 13:34:19
I like it when the police show up! =-D	by ShadowSystems	2014-08-24 15:00:49

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