Mom: So what's your BSL?
"I dunno, Lemme check!"
Mom, screaming to the room: HIT THE FLOOOOORRR!
*PTUI! PTUI! BZZZZRRRRRAP! PTUI!*
Mom, a few minutes later, coughing from the smoke & debris, finally catches her breath enough to wheeze out: Damn it, you've set the cat on fire again. Did you at least get your reading?
"The Meter says 'Inconclusive', so I'll have to try again!"
Mom, giving another choked shout: FIRE IN THA HOOOOOLE!
*StarWars Jedi fight scene with lasers firing every-which-way & a cacaphony of PTUI!'s, screams, shouts, BZZZZRAP!'s, and various other sounds of wanton carnage & destruction*
"The meter says 'You twisted freak. You've set me on BBQ again.' BAH HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha"
XD XD XD hahahahaha
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