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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 August 05 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 00:17:49
4-panel daily strip
Setting: A sidewalk at the side of a building

Panel 1:
Setting: Steve is squatting on the sidewalk, back against the wall, face buried in his arms. Binkley is standing looking at him.

Binkley: "Steve! Where's your new $1800 Apple watch?"
Steve: "Busted. My personal assistant is inside getting it replaced under warranty."

Panel 2:
Binkley: "What happened?"
Steve (looking away): "No idea."

Panel 3:
Binkley: "Wow! Well, you must have some idea--"
Steve (turning head to look at Binkley, finger pointing): "Not a bleeping clue."

Panel 4:
Setting: Inside the Apple store, Apple dude standing behind the Genius Bar, Opus standing on a stool to see over the bar.

Apple dude (sniffing the watch): "<sniff sound effect> Smells like Banana daquiri."
Opus (waggling his fingers): "Fruity wrist sweat!"

END OF STRIP
[ Reply ]
    Why did Steve send Opus in to get it done? by ShadowSystems2015-08-20 17:36:08

 

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