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Bloom County by AG_wyvern2015-08-20 00:03:39
  2015 August 16 by AG_wyvern 2015-08-20 01:09:03
7-panel color strip
Setting: Binkley's bedroom , the lights are turned off.

Panel 1 (title panel): Profile view of Binkley in bed, snoring.
Binkley: zzz... snore... snort

Panel 2: Birds-eye view of Binkley's bed. Under the covers, left to right, are Bill the Cat, Binkley, and Opus, all asleep. Binkley is still snoring (zzz... snore. snort). Clothes scatterd on the floor, and a poster of Daenarys and her dragon (from Game of Thrones) is on the wall.
Time stamp: 3:47 A.M.
Callout pointing at Bill and Opus: "Especially-hired life-panic professionals ready for action."

Circle pop-up between panels 2 and 3: Binkley pops awake, eyes wide open, saying 'Oh!"

Panel 3:
Binkley (standing on bed, shouting, waking up Opus and Bill): "MY GOD EVERY BREATHING MOMENT THREATENS BEING HIT WITH A PLANET-SMASHING METEOR OR ANOTHER KALE SALAD!!"

Panel 4:
Opus (consolingly, hand on Binkley's leg (who is now sitting on the bed, eyes wide open, but obviously still half-asleep): "Shh! Binkley. Sshh... Calm. Peace. Everything's fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Look! Look around!"

Panel 5: Binkley turns to look at Bill, who looks back and says... Ack.

Panel 6: Binkley is asleep on his pillow, Opus and Bill sitting on each side.
Binkley: SNORE!!
Opus: "When you wake to a penguin in leopard Speedos and a lobotomized cat in a thong, how existentially terrifying can life still be?"

Panel 7: The light is on. Binkley is asleep. Opus stands on the footboard looking at us as he Urkel's himself with his leopard Speedos, and Bill stands on the toy chest, holding a bat, wearing a flowerpot-shaped hat, a blue thong, and a basketball *in* the thong.
Opus: "Maybe we should be asking you guys."

Note.. there's a callout pointing at Bill that says "New Star Wars Villain? Unclear."

End of strip.
[ Reply ]
    I've got wierder things to be worried about... by ShadowSystems2015-08-20 17:57:42

 

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