4-panel daily strip
Setting: Living room sofa, Binkley flumped in the middle, Milo beside him, legs crossed, watching his computer.
Panel 1:
Milo: "Hey. Wanna hear whose name is a rude British slang word?"
Opus (peeking in from the edge of the panel in a panic, yelling): "NO! I DON'T!!"
Panel 2:
Opus (hands squishing his head, eyes pinched shut, yelling): "PEOPLE, WE'VE REACHED THE DECENCY DEAD END OF THE ENDLESS NEGATIVE SNARK ROAD!!"
Panel 3:
Opus (earnestly speaking, facing the boys, hands gripping the sofa's armrest): "Milo, we're all just scared passengers trapped together on Spaceship Earth... Each and EVERY one of us deserving the simplest, basic gift:"
Panel 4:
Opus (turning to face us): "Dignity."
Binkley (leaing forward, pointing to make a point): "Hear! Hear!"
Milo (reading a dictionary definition on this computer): "trump: Verb. (informal) To break wind from the anus."
End of strip. Mostly. There's a URL at the bottom of the panel to www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm. |
